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#Help girl I am getting christmas carol'd
mrmcflowers · 7 months
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Literally losing my fucking mind rn
BOTH OF MY MIDDLE-AGED WHITE MAN CRUSHES THAT I HAD WHEN I WAS A FUCKING 14-YEARS-OLD ARE BACK AND HAUNTING ME. HELP IIM DYING IN PAIN. THIS IS KILLING ME. I have a crush on two different middle aged white men at the same time and it's so cringe I am in fact dying. I GOT INTO SECURITYWAITER BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY AND SILLY BUT NOW IM BEING HAUNTED BY CRUSHES PAST, CRUSHES PRESENT, AAAAAAAND CRUSHES FUTURE.
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