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honesttoglob · 9 months ago

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I get the underworld classifying Flatwoods Monster and Mothman as menaces because Flatwoods had fumes which caused illness and nausea to whoever approaced them in the woods and the Mothman is linked to the collapse of the Silver Bridge, and even Steve because they know he's responsible for the Kellwasser extinction event (intentionally or no) but Bigfoot????? What did he ever do? He's literally just chilling in the woods and hiding from hikers, wtf!

#bigtop burger #btb steve #I'm not saying any of the cryptids (or Steve) are guitly or deserve to be imprisoned in any way #because I believe they're all sweet innocent gentle angel babies and I love them #But with bigfoot its like man you guys are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one he literally did NOTHING WRONG!!!!!#He's just a chill hairy shy guy who lives in the woods calm tf down

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