#He's fuckin' juiceless completely without the juice
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This is definitely true, another reply went into that in some level of detail, but I think what excites me most about our present moment and opportunity is that it might not matter either way. Yeah, the odds are pretty good that he will shit himself to death before that, or whatever slightly less improbable way ends up getting him, but I think it's not that important if he does or not.
I'm no more of an oracle than anyone else on this webbed site but I don't think this coalition can survive another loss, especially not if it costs them the legislature too. I think when they lose it will be feast time for the backbiters and infighters of their evil little party.
Plenty of rumors already leaking that Trump is pissed at Vance for not being popular. That's not completely unjustified, he's the first VP pick of the modern era to emerge from the convention with his approval rates being negative, which makes sense because he's a deeply gross and upsetting dude with evil little ideas and no charisma with which to sell them.
But that's just what they're doing to each other over a change in vibe, the creeping thought that they might not win this one. Imagine what happens to these weird little gremlins once they've lost the election we're about to destroy them in. They'll tear each other apart and we are gonna help set them to it.
Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#Like him dying is definitely gonna be a problem for their power#But also when we crush him his power will break#He's whining to the refs about having to campaign against someone who isn't Biden#He's fuckin' juiceless completely without the juice#He's bleeding support and also from the ear#No one even gave enough of a shit about him getting shot to care about it a week later#The Silicon Valley Ghouls and the Evangelicals that are the nexus of this whole thing do not like each other#And will not start liking each other more when they lose this thang#Also JD Vance is so offputting that he's having to actively deny rumors of couchfucking#Which like may not be true but it's fun to hear him deny it#Just a real moment of weakness for the GOP who got a little too cocky about this one#And as a pre-04 Red Sox fan I can tell you that feeling like you're gonna win and then not having that happen sucks it's dispiriting#Excited for them to have their Grady Little moment or their Bill Buckner moment or their Ken Griffy Sr moment or....#Extremely funny to see this happening to Lindsay Graham in particular who predicted all of this correctly#And then caved to Trump all the same
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