#He's developing dementia or smth idk

[rateatinginsulation]

Slowly but surely catching up with malevolent

[winterywitch]

kantera

headcanon A: now ok i think kantera is trans and this is perfectly reasonable on any level, but what struck me is he’s 5’5” or smth last i checked. it’s obviously not impossible for a cis man to be 5’5” and him being 5’5” is not The One And Only Marker Of Transness Ever but i think it’s realistic enough as A marker 🤔

headcanon B: it’s hard to think up things that are Funny wrt kantera?? 🤔 he’s not a very funny character he’s either Soft or Oh God Oh No Why. maybe i can just go the soft route which is already kinda sad bc 1.) he’s hypersexual in my mind too, but 2.) i mean y’know he gets (seven vaganias voice) two boyfriends maybe more imagine in nameless town so that’s nice and fun

headcanon C: i feel like at this point i should say i hate whump and forced angst/muh feelzuh so that’s not what my answers for C are gonna be - but UHHHH hm... i mean idk isn’t reality bad enough? kantera murdered his favorite relative, likely the one who understood him and made him feel like a whole, complex, good human being, because he went senile and kantera couldn’t take it. kantera came up with the “oh he probably would have wanted me to, he would have hated how his once brilliant mind degenerated and he would have rather died” thing likely to alleviate his own guilt but at the end of the day it was a murder based in selfishness and the inability to maturely (which is ironic bc he was way beyond his years in every other way) cope with his grandfather slowly developing worse and worse dementia. then he meets russell and they have a kind of special relationship/friendship that they’ve likely never had with anyone else, since they were both murderers. then his own guilt and depression overtakes him over time and he coerces russell into essentially helping him commit suicide bc he’s too afraid to do it himself. he makes an abused, traumatized and unloved child kill his only friend. he’s just a selfish, selfish person even if he always ultimately means well and wants the best for people but he’s kind of tragic too. not to mention dying of being stabbed in the stomach hurts like all fuckin hell, like. your stomach acid starts burning you and mixing in with the wound like fuckin - ultra salt (tm), it’s not very fun and you don’t die very quickly either you get a fun several minutes of bleeding out and burning from the inside. idk it’s hard to top that in terms of tragic headcanons LOL

headcanon D: he’s just ever so slightly yandere over russell (in a platonic sense of course, in the way of like “if you hurt him i will plan your death for years and make it absolutely spectacularly painful and horrible”) and i feel like in a way, in the afterlife he’s secretly half pissed that he couldn’t do the job of killing russell’s parents himself while he was alive