#He set a house on fire
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John Laurens this one time during the war: Imma commit arson 😎🔥
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#it says wife bc i was too lazy to change it also its funnier#hiccup js definitely the cook bro was ready to become a baker theres no way he couldn't make good food#hes too nice to tell astrid everything she makes is absolutely vile and inedible so he just smiles and takes it#but it becomes a problem when shes almost setting the house on fire trying to make him breakfast in bed on a bad pain day#its a good thing berk is so used to house fires and are inhumanly efficient at putting them out and repairing the damage#httyd#hiccstrid#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#httyd 2#httyd meme#httyd shitpost
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abigail and sams reactions when you start dating seb!!! no his family do not give a shit lol
#stardew valley#sebastian stardew valley#sdv spoilers#1.6 spoilers#1.6 update#stardew valley 1.6#sdv 1.6#i love the implication that seb told sam and sam immediately told everyone tho#rly kind of sad robin at least didnt have a reaction#i'd understand maru to a point#i definitely understand demetrius#i do NOT understand ROBIN not having a reaction#maybe i just dont have it yet tho but all she talked abt was dem setting the house on fire#even tho its raining#bc of course he did#1k
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Prompt 168
So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough#I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move#He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working#He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it#He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan?#Utterly hilarious#Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :)#Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now:#Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS#He’s trying to do his JOB#Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter#Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou#Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie#She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones#Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan#Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky)#Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL#He’s very tired and would like a nap now
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People love to talk about how much arson wild does and thats fun but also lets remember that in twilight princess in order to progress the game you do have to set a building full of bombs on fire. and it does explode.
#every time i would talk to barnes after and he was like if only my storage shed hadnt been mysteriously exploded...#and im like sorry...i really didnt think that would happen...#linked universe#the scene in the game is so funny though you put fire in the oven and the bug just runs out of there and sets the entire shed on fire#and midnas like im out of here and just leaves link (in wolf form) alone in a burning building.#and then you get out and it just explodes. my shock when i was playing i was like damn. ok.#anyways maybe consider this barnes shouldnt have had BOMB STORAGE in a house made of apparently very dry WOOD with an OVEN#twilight linked universe#twilight lu#anyways does it count as arson if you are a wolf?#lu twilight
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BRYNDEN RIVERS MY MAN
#THEY REALLY DID THAT SHIT#literally spent the past month starting to stan bloodraven and then all of a sudden there my man is#also HELLO DANY THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED?? YES??#anyways goddamn what a finale#could havr been a little better but lots of good moments#i was screaming for alicent and rhaenyra to kiss my gaydar was breaking the needle#that ending set up montage was kinda fire too full bodied chills#and then daemon rallying the troops for rhaenyra like okay maybe he gets a lil character development#also the implications that helaena was directly speaking to him I think??#anyways i wanna get a good smack in for ulf dude needs to stfu#ughhhhh why do we have to wait so long for season 3#fishgills speaks#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#house of the dragon finale#brynden rivers
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I've said it before, I'll say it again, obsessed with the concept of Snart not introducing Barry (as Barry) to Mick bc he's worried that Mick won't like Barry and will do something drastic, or vice versa
And then Mick and Barry meet without Snart being around and become best friends
#coldflash#i think that mick “i don't do gushy emotions” rory#and barry “avatar of gushy emotions” allen#SHOULD be best friends and team up for chaos#barry: there's this evil guy with a lot of power and no one believes me when i say he's evil! what do i do?!#mick: i set fire to his house#barry: ....go on#snart: [full of fear] do NOT#also consider#barry being the only person that can convince mick to start incorporating vegetables into his diet#and eating better. because he had a health scare and barry worried his way into getting mick to eat something green#which not even snart would have accomplished#i think it would be good actually
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various halloween chibis i've done for my wife. >:3 glenn (and offscreen miklan) + dimitri and felix!
#fe16#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#fire emblem#glenn fraldarius#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#felix hugo fraldarius#fraldarddyd#dmlx#throwing those there even though it's subtext jic for the people who wanna blacklist it fhsuedhushgv#(miklan is offended bc he is an ACTUAL vampire and glenn is essentially making fun of him. this is a vtm setting dw abt it#my art#commissions#emm don't look#blood#it's fake blood but jic
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my sibling is teaching me to crochet and i think the amount of rage i've generated towards tiny metal hooks and tangles of yarn has allowed my brain to see through the white noise of the universe and arrive at some unequivocal truths
#anyway the stobin spin off is them stuck on an island making mud houses and shit#robin would be Actually Good at minecraft and steve is just like. listen. just send me to the mines#same steve we can just be Digging Holes#eddie's going around setting fire to shit#like robin and nancy are Making Plans and Building Shit and steve is a dutiful resource collector#meanwhile first thing eddie crafted was a flint and steel and by the time ronance are making windows he's already burned down a whole forest#stranger things#steve harrington
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Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out
#drawing#art#digital art#fanart#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#arthur pendragon fanart#gwen pendragon fanart#bbc merlin#comic#the officer sitting there like damn i did not need to know that#but also please do#bc he literally set a raccoon loose on one of our cops bc he didn’t like the way the cop was looking at him#and gwen’s like well damn maybe the cop deserved it#and th officers like well he also ran and climbed up a fire escape then we found him making tea for the old man whose house he broke into#and gwen’s like jesus christ arthur#then the officers like no i’m not done we found him and then he somehow got the old man to vouch for him even though he has a broken window#arthur jumped back through after giving his number to the old man and found the hose at the bottom as we were chasing him and sprayed us#screaming “bitch ass motherfuckers trying to take away my goddamn right to meet new people#the he threw the hose at us#screamed fuck the cops#then ran into a wall#and that’s how we got him#and gwen’s like damn okay then
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Yui lies awake for an indeterminable amount of time, watching shadows make patterns on the ceiling above them. The heartbeat against her fingertips beats a constant tattoo against her skin, a reminder that she’s not alone, that the body next to her continues to live and breathe and exist in this world.
—Famous Last Words Chapter 3, from May Death Never Stop You by @slexenskee
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Okay so I binged this series in about the span of a week and it did things to my brain. The scene where Yui gets Satoru to come home and sleep lives rent-free so I had to draw it. She's the most little sister ever and this scene made me cry from the bittersweet wholesomeness. My utmost respect to slex for this masterpiece of a fic.
#fic may death never stop you#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#my hero academia#mha#slexenskee#kodai yui#gojo satoru#art based off of fanfic#pencil's art tag#I have no idea if yui sets the contact name on the app or not#but I named him dumpster fire nonetheless#gojo would approve I am sure#though I through the phone interface together the details aren't important#favorite detail is probably sparkly nails lol#gojo be looking fabulous as he annihilates traffickers worldwide#and for his mental break ahahaaaaaaa#it's okay little sister figures are there to call you out#god that phone call and text sequence *had* me#and then him coming immediately and the bit with the spilled ramen#and her sleeping in his empty house to get out of her own#good stuff good stuff#also the sass these two have towards each other in that affectionate way#honestly every relationship ever in this fic has me *gripped*#but kudos to slex for making me love an obscure mha character with every inch of my being#yui deserves the world#anyway tag rant done#i would have made yui's shirt a no scrubs one but I got lazy
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Okay but the Diomedes Odysseus Penelope is just:
Odysseus being a rat bastard. Just as annoying as humanly possible. Throwing himself into dios lap demanding head pats and to be told he's pretty. Diomedes clutching at his head. Where is your wife? Was it not her turn to deal with your shit. I created a schedule for this 3 months ago. "Penelope..."
Diomedes looking for to see Penelope being a rat bastard. Also just the most annoying person in the world. Causing a different but equally dramatic problem.
Diomedes: blessed goddess Athena tell me why I have a type? What did I do to deserve this
Athena: Hey man I'm not responsible for your bad taste. You literally asked for this.
Odysseus and Penelope crowding diomedes space and cooing in the exact same voice "you love us. You love the drama don't pretend you don't. Don't pretend you weren't thinking about srtring that guy on fire"
#The odyssey#Post Canon?#Odysseus#Diomedes#Penelope#Diomedes didn't fuck off to Italy au#Daily reminder that Athena just lives in odysseus's house#Odysseus and Penelope being rat bastards in love#Listen diomedes also loves causing the drama he's just quieter about it#Ody and pen: don't pretend like you weren't thinking about setting that guy on fire#Diomedes: Yah but I wouldn't have done it IN THE HOUSE WITH WITNESSES WHATS WRONG WITH YOU TWO
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Victarion being pleased with his big meaty brain for coming up with religionmaxxing (sacrificing to nine gods at the same time) is a great time to reflect on how Victarion is the second most normal son of Quellon Greyjoy.
#Balon is normal enough compared to other noble lords#if anyone forgot: Vic put seven women on a boat for the drowned god and faith of the seven - then he set it on fire for r’hllor#it’s creative by his standards I’ll give him that#dude is just….a real creature ain’t he?#house greyjoy#victarion greyjoy#asoiaf
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SOMETHING ABOUT KUTNER IN THIS SCENE.......
#house md#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#lawrence kutner#dr kutner#jeffrey cole#DONT. DONT TOUCH ME#kutner likers please assemble and freak out over this clip with me#he was so silly here. full of whimsy#and they TOOK HIM AWAY FOR IT.#god forbid a man set someone on fire
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OMG, DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT RICH SET A FIRE AND BURNED DOWN A HOUSE??
#be more chill#he told me because I'm his best friend#I wasn't exactly there but I swear I know what happened#mole interest#rich set a fire and he burned down the house
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You know what honestly I don't think we talk enough about Yuuji and Nobara's relationship, just how much they meant to each other
Nobara means so much to him, just seeing her resonance enough to give him strength. the parallel of yuuji in this fight for his life with Sukuna and Mahito and being so weighed down by everything that he has lost and everything he is still trying to save and then Kugasaki hits that resonance and Yuuji sees that he’s not alone and god something about it always being Nobara and her insanity breaking him from that sorrow and giving him that last push to fight like he's not alone. It's why it's her death that really unravels him that really makes him feel like he can't go on. It's only when Arata tells him that she's not dead yet that there's a minuscule chance she just might make it through (and a truly hype speech from the one and only Aoi Todo) that he's able to get up again and give it all he's got.
He loves her so much that even the thought that Angel might fill the space she left in their trio that she might somehow replace her is enough to deeply unsettle him and make him keep his distance. and god what.
And Nobara loves him right back, maybe it took a little longer but she got there. Nobara whose whole philosophy is keeping the best getting rid of the rest who looks at love like it's a scarce resource actually shed tears a boy that by her own admission she'd only known for 2 weeks. just god. It's yuuji she tells about her chair system, it's him (and the rest of those boys) that she let pull up his own chair in her heart by her own analogy she literally made extra space for him in what she viewed as a limited seating. God doesn't that just drive you insane?
He means so much to her that she entrusts her last words to him. She wants him to carry those words on to the people she loves. That she can look at him and smile and tell him to spread the word "it wasn't so bad" Life wasn't so bad and that he was a small part of that is just so ughhhhh.
God how do I go on
#Like this is the male/female friendship we've been waiting for#It lowkey makes me a little upset when the deeper aspects her relationship with both boys is downplayed or not really acknowledged by fando#like Nobara and Yuuji are fun and have so much fun together like that's literally her twin#but god it's so much more that that; they love each other so much#Yuuji and Nobara get on like the house they set on fire and always have their cut from the same cloth#But even with Megumi which admittedly is a more understated relationship#but even he couldnt even fathom the idea that anyone would ever replace her#They are a trio she's not a third wheel it's why I love shibuya incident arc closing; the more than words so much#such great moments with the three of them#nobara kugisaki#the woman that you are#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#jjk itadori#jjk nobara#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu sorcerer#jjk spoilers#jjk meta#jjk yuuji#jujutsu kaisen nobara#itakugi#because while I'm mostly gen with jjk I can defs see why people ship them and honestly it's valid
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