#He needs this

[baby-xemnas]

NURSE BEPO CHAN NURSE BEPO CHAN

[butts-art]

4/20

high res + uncensored

[m43d4y]

Doing this to Rusty's bald head (he needs sunscreen)

[allastoredeer]

have you heard about vox winning the hottest hazbin hotel character poll on twitter?? its so hilarious 😭😭

LMAO I did!

And you know what? Good for him. He’s been catching so many L’s, it’s high time he got a win.

[ashton-ryder]

// int. Scouts HQ - day. 24th march. @mrwexleysr

Ash kinda knew this was coming, seeing, feeling- the extent of the injury this time, it wasn't like on the ship with Zach where it simply slammed and pinched a nerve and he was back up in less than a week. This time it was bad, he could've seen and felt his shoulder not where it should be, sticking out awkwardly until Ruth popped it back in. ..Why is his shoulder injury now always in correlation with ships? It wasn't a surprise for Mr Wexley to hold him back after their post quarantine debrief on both sides of events, to talk to him alone.

"You're gonna stop me from going out there, aren't you?" Ash could only lean back on the large main table once it was just them two. "It's an old injury," though even a blind man could see it in his voice and stature, his left arm kept completely still delicatedly held together by a brace and movements sluggish throughout that entire meeting.

[ketchup-gaming]

idk if he even remembers the elephant vtuber bit but I know y’all will understand the vision I was struck with upon seeing this

[bloodtwin]

𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 。 。 。

             latest grave robbed: puppy need a fucking break from it all 。

@melihel-shadowhorn ⸻ ❝ "If you still need a break..." Pats her lap.❞

             𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊   𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐒.   With the heavy sigh of a tired, old dog, Puck wordlessly curls up in her lap. A likely strange sight, considering he was just over a foot taller than she was. 

Another huff of a sigh as he rests his head against her shoulder.

             ❝ Thanks . . . I'll try not to squish you. ❞

[crimsonshadesblog]

Not his first sopping wet wrestling match and it won't be his last either

Not if he has anything to say about it, anyway!

This better become a regular occurrence, Danchou-chan!

[molliemoo3]

Tonio!!!!! We gotta keep the p1 bestie

[champagnesprays]

watching monaco 2018 to manifest a good result for danny today🕯️🙏🏻

[ethicalyaoi]

romelukas imminent and real i better see them have gross oral otherwise whats the point. romelukas is the real man's unhealthy gaytionship (gay relationship) because Lukas cares very little for social cues and Roman cares so much about how he appears Lukas will be like I bet you wet the bed until you were 12 and roman would be like, ahah let's get married fuck you I hate you and them Lukas would say let's have sex adn it's be so cringe and disgusting and fucking weird that Roman and lukas would get engaged.

[luckyspike]

Ok here’s something I think we’re all overlooking about good omens 2 in our haste to start making our blorbos kiss each other on the face again

And I think it’s a rich vein to explORE haha a pun

Anyway

Crowley knows that the second apocalypse is coming. He knows this will likely involve a child being born, and that Heaven will initiate it this time, not Hell.

Crowley is fiercely protective of earth.

Crowley is alone and loves earth more than anything (yes even his idiot boyfriend) and he knows his idiot boyfriends megacorp employer is about to try to once again destroy the earth.

Crowley would very much like to stay on earth as opposed to any of the alternatives.

Crowley has a rich imagination.

Crowley watches a lot of James Bond movies.

Crowley knows Heaven doesn’t change their passwords.

/James bond theme song begins playing quietly in the background

[waggle100]

HUBEY 🥺

[smoreal]

Watching my brother play sonic colors is so funny lmaooo

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[bearvverine]

me and gang at the haunted house