#He literally talks like a bad dylan impression and he's beautiful as hell. But I have no chance w him bc he's clearly not gay

[scary-ivy]

What does it mean that almost all my biggest crushes on men/masc people are mostly online crushes where I barely see them and know they definitely aren't interested in me ?

[thebestplltheories]

One of my favourite episodes of PLL I think ever.

I wondered who wrote it and I just checked... wow, that was amazing Marlene! I really was on the edge of my seat the whole entire time. Whilst I’ve loved the entire first season so far, episode 9 felt the closest to an original PLL episode. I’m going to try pinpoint what it is exactly that I’m loving so much about this episode and the show in general.

Taylor shooting Jeremy genuinely had me shook! And you guys know me, I’m hard to shock. But that really got me. Like mouth wide open.

I think one reason I keep coming back to PLL is because they play with one particular story extremely well: people who started off really innocent and still are innocent are unfairly going through hell. Caitlin’s mum put it best and I loved that scene so much: Caitlin got hit by a car, her boyfriend is dead, she’s friends with a criminal’s daughter and she has a stash of money. Caitlin isn’t a bad person but look at the trouble that’s following her. I think THAT is what sucks me in to PLL. It’s rarely as simple as ‘you did X and you deserve X punishment’. It’s much deeper than that and I appreciate that extra layer. It’s just entertaining watching the lives of innocent characters I love go downhill real quick.

Building on that last point: seeing how innocent people are moulded into twisted people is so entertaining to watch. They all came up with an alibi for Taylor shooting Jeremy so damn quickly! I mean, Ava even began setting up a crime scene by placing a weapon in Jeremy’s hand to make it look like self-defence! They started off innocent and look at how twisted they’re thinking 9 episodes later. I love watching that.

Again building on this point - this episode maintained intensity by someone getting threatened to get kicked out of Beacon Heights. Such innocent people 8 episodes ago and by the end of episode 9nearly everyone is getting booted out. It’s like Claire was going around swatting everyone like flies. This episode established what a bad bitch Claire really is and I’m living for it. One scene in particular really stood out to me, where Dylan was trying to beg to stay and Claire replied that getting kicked out of BHU will be the least of his worries if Dana is right.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the beautiful scenery? That final scene by the lake was beautifully shot and the overall imagery is just a massive upgrade from the Warner Brothers backlot.

There was one scene at the end that I think I’m the only one who appreciated lol it only lasted a split second but it was iconic to me. There was a point where Taylor was about to go, Dylan wanted to stay to hear his music being played and maybe speak with the guy, Caitlin needs to go to Jeremy but she can’t find anyone, etc. It was like an all hands on deck moment. Everyone has their own issues and their own storylines going on but everyone needs to come together to help Caitlin get this confession from Jeremy. I love that element of everyone having their own storylines going on in the background but there’s one overarching story that unites them all and takes priority. All that is going on and then Dana pops in “can I be of assistance Claire?” - that’s the icing on the cake! Everyone is stressing out with their million things to do and the two ‘villains’ are sipping on cocktails. I literally LOL’d when Booker said that.

I could go on and on but I think I’ll leave it there. That episode is definitely one of the better PLL episodes. It was intense from the beginning to the end. There was a big moment for the trio in terms of their friendship. Mona looked HOT (well everyone did but Janel in particular had the better wardrobe in my opinion). There were lighter moments (like Ava and Zach, Alison and Mona trying to pronounce gala, etc) which I loved too as it was a refreshing break from the non stop storylines of getting kicked out of BHU. Anyway. Can’t believe the finale is already here. It’s gonna be intense!

EDIT: oh and before someone starts criticising me saying that the episode was shit and I’m just easily impressed by anything. Ummm. I agree that Jeremy’s motive to kill Nolan was weak. But hang on, isn’t it just universally agreed that Jeremy didn’t do it? Whatever he means by “I did it to protect you”... it’s not killing Nolan. That’s too obvious. This whole time he’s talking about protecting Caitlin and her family... no, I’m not sitting there saying OMG YAY WE KNOW WHO KILLED NOLAN! The whole time my mind is saying OMG WHATS HE TALKING ABOUT WHAT DID HE DO? So no, I’m not easily impressed by everything. I’ve actually already gone one step further and I’m anticipating the next plot twist even now. So if you’re calling the episode shit because Jeremy’s motive is lame... relax, he didn’t do it. There’s a better reveal coming later. Heck, Janel and Sasha said in an interview last week that they don’t even know who killed Nolan. So I doubt it’s coming in the finale but it’s coming at some point. And it’ll be better than the temporary story we’re getting now.

[yahoo-puck-daddy-blog]

Best and Worst of the Week: Orlov, Christmas gifts and Islanders goaltending

Everybody’s face after Dmitry Orlov’s goal against the Stars. (Andrew Dieb/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

(Life’s busy — it’s not always easy to stay on top of everything happening around the NHL. So in case you missed it, here are some of the best and worst highlights of the week.)

Best Performance

It’s not often a three-goal, five-point performance gets overshadowed in a week, but with all due respect to Gabriel Landeskog and his monster game against the Lightning, Carter Hutton has a slight edge.

The Blues backup set a new franchise record and an NHL-high this season with a 48-save shutout against the Jets. In full disclosure, Juuse Saros probably deserved best performance last week with his 46-save shutout against the Oilers, but the Connor McDavid-Jack Eichel double feature was too hard to pass up. Plus, Hutton’s came against one of the league’s best offenses and power plays, so that’s worth bonus points.

Nicest Individual Goal

Adam Henrique seemed like a lock to have the best goal of the week with his alley-oop solo rush against Sami Vatanen and the Devils, but this one by Dmitry Orlov is in a different category of filth. The celebration at the bench was top notch, too.

Best Squad Goal

The Canadiens were the runner-up this week with this Jeff Petry-led beauty against the Canucks, but Sean Couturier’s goal against the Red Wings was just a notch above. All five players touched the puck, plus the pass by Claude Giroux between two Red Wings was stupid good.

Tastiest Dish

This apple by Max Domi is really the best of two worlds. The pass to Clayton Keller was superb, and the dangle to set it up was even better.

For the passing purists, there were some other good ones this week. Jordan Oesterle found Patrick Kane coming off the bench with this head’s up stretch pass. Martin Frk was the recipient of two slick setups this week, first on this cross-crease bullet by Jonathan Ericsson, followed by this Dylan Larkin dish that cleared two Flyers before landing perfectly on his stick. For the sauce enthusiasts, David Desharnais’s backhand pass to Paul Carey was also decent.

Best Save

Is this the best save ever made on the first shot of a game? It honestly might be. Anders Nilsson had no business making this stop, and on an elite shooter nonetheless.

Softest Goal

This one was unfortunate, as Brian Elliott was having a hell of a game before allowing this stinker to Ryan O’Reilly in the third period.

Worst Giveaway

Players must have been in the holiday spirit, because there were a bunch of gifts handed out this week.

Kevin Shattenkirk gave Blake Coleman a short-handed goal on Thursday, Josh Manson picked up an ugly assist against the Capitals and Scott Harrington was victimized by Ryan Spooner and the Bruins.

But taking the cake this week is Jonathan Drouin. It wasn’t your typical toss-it-up-the-middle-without-looking giveaway, but it sure was a major brain cramp. He literally just skates right into Bobby Ryan despite having two easy outlets on the wing. Yikes.

Best Shootout Goal

It was slim pickens this week, with only four shootouts to choose from. But this one by David Pastrnak was pretty nifty.

O horário já permite, então aqui vai o shootout +18 que fez David Pastrnak! #NHLBruins #BrasilTemNHL pic.twitter.com/pHVMUBPssR

— Boston Bruins Brasil (@BrBostonBruins) December 22, 2017

Firsts

Philadelphia’s Robert Hagg scored his first career goal this week, Charlie McAvoy and Pierre-Luc Dubois had their first big-league scrap, and Vatanen and Henrique each had their first points against their former teams. The most impressive, however, was Hampus Lindholm’s first career hat trick Thursday against the Islanders. Even though Lindholm’s first goal just hit him on the way in, you just don’t see this too often — it was only the fourth D-man hatty in the last five seasons.

Strangest Play

Michael Grabner is the most confusing goal-scorer in the league, given that he’s not a top-six forward, gets no power-play time and doesn’t shoot the puck all that much. Yet he’s tied for seventh in the league with 17 goals. That’s what makes his goal against the Bruins so good. He fires the puck several feet above the net and it just happens to bounce perfectly off the glass, off Tuukka Rask’s back and into the net. A goal-scorer’s goal if there ever was one.

Most Reckless Play

This is about as reckless as it gets. To hit a guy at that speed, in that spot, after the puck is gone is just disgusting. It’s incredible Vladislav Namestnikov wasn’t badly injured on that play. Erik Johnson got suspended two games for that, which seems light given how dangerous it was but precedent and what not.

Biggest Hit

Vince Dunn, meet Drake Caggiula.

Found the Caggiula hit… pic.twitter.com/2qGvbzA4YW

— McJagger (@Sonnyjames22) December 22, 2017

Best Scrap

Kevan Miller is a scary man, so kudos to Zach Bogosian for dropping the mitts with him and taking a beating in honor of his fallen teammate.

Whipping Boy

You’ve surely seen the numbers by now, but in case you haven’t the New York Islanders are second in the league in goals for and 30th in the league in goals against. The defense certainly has to wear some of that, but the goaltending has been abysmal. Halak has been the better goaltender, posting a 3.07 GAA and .903 SV% compared to Greiss’s 3.83/.883. It’s pretty incredible actually that Greiss has started nearly the same amount of games as Halak (18 vs. 20) despite putting up numbers from the 1980s. What makes this whole situation even more bizarre is that Halak has actually put up good numbers at 5-on-5. He has a better save percentage (.932) at evens than Sergei Bobrovsky, Pekka Rinne, Braden Holtby and Henrik Lundqvist. But until the overall numbers improve, he’s going to receive a lot of the blame for the team’s struggles.

Monkey off the Back

It was a good week for slump-busting. Mitch Marner scored his first in 15 games, Erik Karlsson got his first in 17, Radim Vrbata potted his first in 18 and Mikko Koivu ended a 24-game goal drought and 11-game pointless streak. But no player is feeling better this week than Byron Froese, who scored his first goal in almost two years. Although the drought was dragged out over a long period of time, it was only 32 games which is bad but not crazy for a fringe fourth-liner. Given that Koivu is an actual good NHL player his drought is probably worse, but the mental baggage of going so long without a goal would be tough to carry around.

Streaking

Some impressive streaks came to an end this week. David Pastrnak’s 12-game points streak fell, as did linemate Brad Marchand’s nine-game spell and Corey Crawford’s 9-0-2 run. Still standing among the rubble is Predators forward Kevin Fiala, who extended his goal streak to five and point streak to nine Thursday against the Hurricanes.

Best Quote

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.

I asked #Flyers Jake Voracek what helped the team turn it around following the 10-game skid:

"We got drunk, that helped. We sat down together, we talked about some stuff we wanted to do better. We had some heart-to-hearts and it worked out so it was good."

— Joe Yerdon (@JoeYerdon) December 22, 2017

Snapshot

Patrick and his boys after dinner, before the epic mini stick battle. Ha ha for helping with our elf on a shelf @Marner93 @AM34 pic.twitter.com/SYA7n9tw8w

— Christina Marleau (@c_marleau) December 19, 2017

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