#He isn't beating the orange cat allegations

[crackerdilez]

goro may be a red cat but he has the antics of an orange cat. In other words, he does stupid crap.

SO TRUE

[cowcowwow]

@owlfacenightkit FHDHFH TUMBLR ATE YER ASK SOBS

It's okey though cause I, (your host, Cowith Cowdilynn Wow the VII), can and will still answer >:3

Question (paraphrased): which Rwby character is which?

Brilliant answer by your's truly:

Ruby Rose: Little Red Riding Hood with a SCYTHEEE Team RWBY's leader :3 Has mother trauma and slight magical powas

Weiss Schnee: White hair and trauma. Can be very pathetic or incredibly cool (PUN EHEHEHEHE) at the flip of a coinn

Blake Belladona: Catgirl but don't let that fool you (what do I mean by that? Experts still don't know). Bisexual and gay for Yang.

Yang Xiao Long: RUBY'S SISTERRR AND HERE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND SOB. Her arm's finee don't worry bout it. Gay for Blake.

Neopolitan: Ice cream lady and so so so so so so so so so so short. I can't imagine any person/cat/strawberry being that short. Has pink and brown hair but don't let her cool appearance distract you from her revenge war path.

Somewhat/Little: Is mouse and the best character you'll ever meet. Uhhh died just a little(HAHA) but got better.

Jaune Arc: So much trauma. Used to be old but isn't anymore but not in the same way as some OTHER RWBY characters. Help himm. Leader of Team JNOR.

Nora Valkerie: She wasn't in this season but I DON'T CARE I LOVE HER SHE GETS TO BE IN THIS POST. Amazing electric small buff lady with orange hair but somehow beat RWBY's red-head dying allegations. The bestest character ever said with definitely no bias.

Oscar Pine: Little farm boy :) He's so sweet and innocent wouldn't it be messed up if he. If he uh. If he was tortured because he has an old man/magical being/kinda g-d(?) In his head. Yeah that would be messed up. Um. Ruh-roh.

Lie Ren: Cool tall dude with long black hair and a pink streak. Last member of Team JNOR (Nora and Oscar were the other two). Hyperempathy time babyyyyy. Nora's later possible boyfriend/partner but they have to work some stuff out first.