#He gets mad because u're not dropping ur whole life to be with him u just need a tiny favor (and he owes u for trying to trap u in jersey) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

smiley-mcdoggington · 11 days ago

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I think people make Ford a creep more often because if you even hint that Ford Doesn't reciprocate Stan's feelings the entire show becomes Ford the Molestation Magnet who Cannot Catch A Break Ever

#stancest #Ford is just bouncing between toxic boyfriends like a full time job #Seriously imagine the guy that was creepy to you in highschool is your last resort the only phone number you know you call him for help #He gets mad because u're not dropping ur whole life to be with him u just need a tiny favor (and he owes u for trying to trap u in jersey)#So he pushes you into hell where your significantly more dangerous creepy ex lives and you've gotta save the universe now #Then 30 years later you go through a portal and SURPRISE!!! it's the highschool creep again he's stolen your entire identity and your house #And now he thinks you owe him and he's put his greasy paws all over your stuff and he's the only one in your dimension you know anymore #And he's still just as creepy as highschool but now he's also Angry Constantly and people have let him around Children and also #He might have given Satan your ex a pilot hole into your dimension and you can't deal with both exes at the same time you just can't so you #Spend all ur time in the basement trying to keep Creepy Ex 2 out while creepy ex 1 stalks around your house muttering about how You Owe Him #Then creepy ex 2 gets out and kidnaps you and creepy ex 1 won't Just Work With You For Three Seconds to banish him #Then creepy ex 1 saves the world and now you kinda owe him because he's almost cute when he doesn't remember how to be weird around you #So you throw him a bone and realized too late maybe it was a bad idea to be out in the middle of the ocean with this guy. With no witnesses.

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