#Haruhi's thoughts and interactions with the individual characters will be posted later in a 1.5 section

[princessozera]

Haruhi Fujioka is the MC

When the letter arrives to her home, Haruhi thinks it's all an elaborate joke to announce the host club's next theme. Knowing how Tamaki could get, she decides to play along, signing the paper and forgetting it in her backpack, never noticing that it disappeared by itself.

Haruhi was getting ready for school like any other day, saying goodbye to her father as she opens the door to walk out- straight into the RAD student council room.

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It's too early for this shit.

Haruhi takes one look at the people lined up in front of her and immediately turns around to walk back through her door, but it's already gone. With quite literally no other option, she turns back around to look at RAD's student body council.

She's only half listen to Lord Diavolo extend pleasantries on behalf of all the students, and when Haruhi has nothing to add, he assumes she must be trying to process everything so he just pushes on with explaining where they were.

Haruhi had gotten a good look at the council room during Lord Diavolo's introductions, and cuts him off halfway through the explanation- "This is about the exchange program right? Living one year in the 'Devildom'?"

After getting confirmation, Haruhi immediately begins to apologize for the misunderstanding, trying to explain that she couldn't actually stay and she was expected back home for her regular school and her father didn't know where she'd gone, but it was all for naught. Diavolo wove off all of her worries, saying how a letter was left back at Haruhi's home, explaining her situation and promising to send bi-monthly reports on her school work and well being. All of her protests shot down, Haruhi reluctantly took the student code of conduct book and her new DDD, following Lucifer's instructions to call her new 'guardian'. He certainly made an impression on her.

"Oi, give me your money"

"Get your own"

This was going to be an interesting year.

For the most part, the story continues as normal. Haruhi came with experience of elitism and how to handle emotionally stunted people, so tackling the demon brothers' family trauma wasn't too much of a reach. Her level headed but blunt nature were perfect for surviving in the Devildom, but her way with people was best for the house of lamentation.

While Haruhi turned out not to be a descendant of Lilith, and figured out pretty early on that Belphie was murderous and up in the attic, but she took a different approach.

She did start to collect the brother's pacts (albeit accidentally at first), and after getting Satan's she came clean to them. She told Satan and Asmo first, about Belphie being locked up in the attic, and soon after told Mammon and Levi. She worked together with them to come up with a plan to confront Lucifer, and if they succeeded there, Diavolo.

It was risky, but eventually, everyone settled on a tense compromise and Belphegor was set free- albeit confined to the house of lamentation for 3 months (as long as it took him to stop actively putting Haruhi in harms way) until he was allowed back into demon society.

After quite the eventful year, Haruhi was excited to go home, even though she knew she'd miss the brothers and the other exchange students. As the glow of the transport portal, she finally realized that she was about to face something much more troubling than a year with demons- cleaning up the mess of having disappeared for a year.

"HARUHI!"

Haruhi didn't stand a chance, immediately being tackled to the ground by her father. It took everything she had to convince him to not call the police and that she was in fact okay- yes even without taking a duffle bag of clothes and no warning before disappearing off the grid for a year. Haruhi let her dad cling on to her for as long as he wanted, feeling how he doubted she'd returned, even as she sat there right next to him.

It was after a few hours of silence, sitting like this, that Ranka finally mentions that they should call the other members of the host club. To Haruhi's absolute horror, Ranka told her that even after the police gave up searching for her, the host club had put up a reward for any information on her, upping the reward for Haruhi's safe return every other month, and at this time the total amount was double the amount Haruhi had originally owed the host club.

With everyone present, it was Haruhi's turn to lie her heart out. manages to convince her father that she was safe, and apologizes profusely for not telling him about the elite exchange program she'd went off too, making a point to avoid mentioning that she'd lived for a year with 7 men and her life was constantly being threatened.

The host club, however, was not so easily convinced (well, Tamaki was, for a second). Kyoya had investigate the so called "Devildom" from the very beginning and knew such a country didn't exist. They figured Haruhi just wanted to soother her father's nerves, and let her. But the second they could pull her away, they demanded the REAL explanation.

Haruhi debated on either telling them the truth and seeming insane, or play into Stockholm syndrome before remembering she had proof in her DDD. Even Kyoya didn't have access to technology this advanced, but she still had to show them pictures of the Devildom, RAD, and the different events she'd attended throughout the year. When it seems like they still don't believe her, Haruhi decides on the spot to call Diavolo and convince him to let the entire host club be the next group of exchange humans.

It was actually easier to convince Lord Diavolo than she'd thought it would be, but this time they did have to plan their cover story out a bit since the disappearance of 6 super wealthy children was going to be more notorious than Haruhi's disappearance, but then it was official .

The host club was coming to the Devildom.

Haruhi gave them all advice on what to pack for their year and how the currency exchange worked, holding a mini seminar for the most important things she learned in her year so they wouldn't have to hard of a time.

When it was time for the host club to go to the Devildom for the exchange program, Haruhi used the opportunity to come back for a little bit to say hello to the brothers, Lord Diavolo, and Barbatos. She stayed in the background as Lord Diavolo gave the welcome speech, this time actually listening to it gave her a happy sort of nostalgia of her own time in the Devildom. Haruhi let everyone introduce themselves and heard the room arrangements before interrupting Lord Diavolo to say her goodbyes.

The bright smile he gave her sent chills down her spine, and she already knew she wouldn't like what he was about to say next.

"Oh, hasn't anyone told you? You've been accepted back for another year in the exchange program! Your room in the House of Lamentation is still untouched and ready for you to come back!"

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These damn rich people aristocracy

((Side note; When Mammon sees how much the host club was offering for Haruhi's safe return, he considers re-kidnapping them for the reward, just for a second.))