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YOU DID NOT JUST DO THIS TO ME. NO ONE FAWKING HMU. THATS IT. THIS IS MY ENDING. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
beautiful - pjs
summary: pregnancy and hormones has you feeling insecure and babydaddy!jay wants to assure you he finds you beautiful || warnings: dom!jay x sub!reader, reader is pregnant, reader is insecure, unprotected sex, missionary, jay comes inside || genre: smut, fluff, established relationship || word count: approximately 750 || a/n: see the request here!
You looked in the mirror at my swollen belly, your shirt lifted up your stomach as you looked at it. You were 5 almost 6 months pregnant and your stomach was bigger than before. You turned to the side and grimaced a little. You felt like you looked bad and nearly felt like crying. It was probably mostly due to your hormones, though.
You could see your bedroom door slowly opening through the mirror as you watched your husband enter the room, instantly noticing you looking at yourself in the mirror.
"Hey, darling." Jay softly said as he came behind you and hugged you, his hands resting on your bare stomach.
"Do I look bad?" You asked, turning your head to look back and up at him.
"What are you talking about, honey?" Jay asked, eyebrows furrowed. a little. "You look stunning. You always do, always will." He reassured you.
"You don't know that." You giggled.
"Yeah, I do. I know I'll always find you gorgeous." Jay said, rubbing your swollen belly as he leaned down and pecked your lips.
When Jay pulled away, he rested his chin on your shoulder as he looked at you in the mirror. He couldn't help but feel himself getting hard.
You could feel him hard against your behind almost immediately. You couldn't help but smile, turning to face him, "Jay..." You giggled.
"Hm?" He responded, looking down at you as he tried to play it cool. You guys had sex since you found out you were pregnant but not as much as before, especially as time progressed, since Jay had been really paranoid about hurting you or the baby somehow by having sex.
"Are you hard right now?" You smiled.
"Yeah.." Jay admitted.
"Why?" You laughed.
"I can't help it with how beautiful you look, darling." Jay said as he put his hand on your cheek, caressing it softly.
I didn't necessarily agree with him but I didn't feel like arguing with him about that right now. "I can help you." You said, pushing your disagreement with his statement away for now.
"I don't know... I don't want to hurt-" Jay starts but you cut him off.
You put your hands on his chest, "You're not going to hurt me or the baby. I promise."
Jay thinks for a few moments, "Alright." He said. He took your hand and led you to your bed which was only a few feet away.
He put a pillow down more in the center of the bed and slowly laid you down on it so that it was under your lower back. He then pushed your shirt up again so he could see your stomach as he leaned down and kissed it a few times before he pulled your bottoms off, leaving you bare down there.
Jay took his bottoms off as well, his hardened cock springing up. You giggled as you lay down, watching him get on top of you as he leaned down and kissed you.
When he pulled away, he said, "You're the most beautiful girl in the world to me. I don't want you thinking otherwise." He didn't give you a chance to respond as he took his hardened cock in his hand and slid it up and down against your folds, urging you to grow a bit wetter before slowly pushing himself inside.
He rubbed your tummy as he let you adjust before he slowly started to move his hips. He leaned down to kiss your neck as he slowly fucked into you.
"So sexy." Jay praised you through groans as he continued to make love to you.
He made sure to be careful of you, your stomach, and the baby as he continued to slowly thrust into you. It didn't take long for either of you to come undone though as it'd been a little bit since you'd done anything like this.
Jay held you close after you'd both finished, making sure you were okay. "I didn't hurt you, right?"
"No, Jay. You don't have to be so worried about that." You reassured him, actually finding it really sweet how worried he always was about that, especially after you'd gotten pregnant.
"I can't help it, love." Jay softly said. There were then a few moments of comfortable silence as he just held you close. "You're beautiful and I love you so much. You look so beautiful pregnant. You don't need to be worried about that." Jay promised and he truly meant and felt that.
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#i cant do this fam#I FUCKING CANTTTTTT#daddy jay someone please take me out#IM EATING ROCKS AND CRYING ON MY FLOOR I CANT DO THIS LORD HAVE MERCY#thats my man thats my man THATS MY MANNN#heād be so in love with his pregnant girl IM SOBBINGGGGGG#literally worship her#NO ONE PLS TALK TO ME IM NOT OKAY#i need him</33#NEED HIM TO GIVE ME HIS BABIES#you are so evil for thisā¦#what the fuck seriously someone please send help#THIS ISNT HELPING MY BABY FEVER AT ALL?????#ć»āā§nessa reads#`ā”Ā“ recs
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vera's first watch of south park -- season four (part 2)
jfc i want 2 unalive... slowly
EPISODE 6: THESE THE BOYS ARE SO FERAL BYE messing w the sub with switching names NO KYLE IS SICK :ā((((( MY POOR BOY NOT BUTTERS HEāS SUCH A CUTE CARD I LOVE BUTTERS SM miss informationā¦. bffr garrison writing a SMUT FIC BYE MDFNVIFDMIMMVS miss information BYE STAN IS TRYING 2 HELP thereās only so much natural herbs can do :ā( āKYLEāS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLDā SO TRUE SO TRUE CRYINGGGGG āIāLL GIVE HIM MY KIDNEY IāLL DO ITā stan would die for kyle and thatās on god babe not cartman being the only person in south park that matches kyle SMH kenny and cartman being actual kids ofc cartman wonāt give it up āhow much is ur life worth to u, kyleā cartman u fucking JACKASS if kyle dies iām gonna be pissed stan worried abt kyle :ā(((((( kenny >:( rightfully so garrison just come out as gay babe itās not that hard clyde and tacos >>>> kyleās life this is so fucked ew oh stan is serious heās gonna get his kidney i forgot abt cartmans pig cartman is so smart okay that kinda slayed stan DONāT CRY ānobody cares if i dieā KENNY THAT WAS OUTTA POCKET BUT ALSO SO TRUE MY SON āI HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT. SCREW U GUYS IāM GOING HOME.ā PIANO FALLS ON HIM :ā( very cartman of u kenny OH THEY KILLING HER OOF wait how is cartman not dead ?!?!?!/! his whole ass kidney was cut off by an eight year old oh they defo put his kidney into kyleās bod but faked it for cartman epic EPISODE 7 Chef winning U GET THEM KING. Ending racists PERIOD who TF is this teacher Cartman winning debates ??? Weird Oh LMAO THE CLASS AGREES HES A RAT MY FUCKING FAVE KIDS ON TEAM CHEF !!! WENDY, BEBE, CLYDE AND BUTTERS. ICONS Stan obvs on his uncles side but BIG BOO WENDY GET THEM BABY WENDY TELL UR MAN HES AN IDIOT STYLE VS WENDY AND CARTMAN ??? oh this abt to be good cartman thoā¦ fat boo Chef schooling the kiddies (style respectfully) WENDY PROTECTING STYLE SO REAL THUMBS DOWN CARTMAN BOOOOOOOO NOT THE KKK šššš THE MAYOR RLY DIDNT DO SHIT oh crap leaving it up to the kids WHACK Wendy and cartman in the same frame is just giving me the ICK NO WENDY DONT LAUGH ALL CUTELY AT HIM EW no bc cartman and Wendy together makes me physically Iāll wtf KENNY EATING THE MINTS āFUCK YOUā so real āI donāt think we stand a chance in this debate bc Wendyās leading the other sideā āDude, ur just saying that bc sheās your gfā TRUE AND REAL Kyle so real for that omg OH SHIT KENNY NOOOO HE EXPLODED NO CRYING not Wendy & Cartman again LORD ARE U TRYING TO TEST ME I WANNA OFF MYSELF WHY IS TREY AND MATT GIVING WENDY AND CARTMAN AN ENEMIES TO LOVERS ARC HES EVERYTHING SHE HATES AND VICE VERSA STAN PLS COME COLLECT UR GF IM GONNA THROW UP MY DINNER NOT THE HAND TOUCH IM UNALIVING I CANT I FUCKING HATE IT HERE NOT WENDY FANTASIZING CARTMAN I WANNA SKIP IT SO BAD BUT I NEED TO HAVE AN HONEST FULL REACTION NOT THE ROLL DOWN THE HILL WENDY WOKE UP IT WAS A DREAM THE LORD SAVED ME FROM THIS HELL Wendy me too bc what the fuck Dunks head in water me too Wendy seeing cartman everywhere and haunting her NOOOOOO Wendy āplease donāt let this be happeningā I WISH IT WASNT BABY GIRL This KKK stuff is weird āBEBE IM ATTRACTED TO CARTMANā Bebe IMMEDIATELY SCREAMS THATS MY DAUGHTER SHES THE MOOD no but Bebe is me rn BEBE NO DONT TELL HER TO KISS HIM ?!1?1!1) THE FUCK ARE U DOING Wendy PLEASE DOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT I DONT NEED THAT IN MY BRAIN PLEASE IM BEGGING WHAT WOULD STAN THINK ??!?!? WENDY ARE U DELULU STANS LOOK OF CONCERN AS HE LOOKS AT WENDY STUTTERING AND PANICKING NO WENDY ARE U FUCKING FOR REAL NOOOOOO STANS FACE NO IM BREAKING IM DESTROYED IM IN SHAMBLES HIS SAD FACE NO STAN IM SOBBINGGGGGG cartman feeling so smug abt Stanās girl kissing him I know stan is gonna go HAM ON HIS ASS Stan still upset NO I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT CARTMAN IS ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE TEASING STAN OH STOP IT STAN IS STILL SHOCKED STILL. S T I L L S T I L L S T I L L IM SOBBING AT STAN šš CARTMAN HAS FEELS FOR WENDY OH FUCK defo my least fave episode out of all seasons so far
#faves: south park#viv watches#NO BECAUSE THE HATE I HAVE FOR THAT FUCKING CARTMAN AND WENDY SHIT MAD ME WANNA THROW UP#iām also sad abt stan he did NOT DESERVE THAT.#but w the other ep here i felt kenny yelling at stan in my bones he was so real for that
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Peacemaker S1 Ep5 Monkey Dory (last episode for the night š) @tinalbion
-giggles :3
-ugh him drinking the eggs
-worst trope ever
-eagley :((( heās so worried abt chris
-he looks so fucking pathetic uhmā¦. guysā¦. š¼ SORRY
-NOOOOOOO eagley brought him a squirrel to eat to feel better :(
-noooo this episode is gonna be so sad i can feel it
-ADRIANANNNN
-sorry
-āthey go in through the butt??ā JFJEIDNDJD
-superman w the poop fetish šš
-now that we know murn is a butterfly im confused as to why the rest of them donāt know
-but i get it
-NO RHE EXPLOSION IN THE POWERPONTISIDJSIJD economous is so me
-HIM NAMING ALL THE PEOPLEKDJWINDJSBX
-āthe fucking cunts from riverdaleā
-ADRIAN ANSWERING THR RHETORICAL QUESTIDONCKSNX
-āfargos on tonightā ofc he watches fargo
-heās so baby girl!!!
-ānice penmanship asshole and fargos not on till tomorrow night you fucking nerdā followed by adrianās laughter JFJSJDJDJ
-larry is sexy
-ugh. i hate his dad
-leota defending economous <3
-āi didnāt care bc i donāt have emotions like other people doā when he clearly has shown multiple emotions like ok
-āi got bullied tooā āhowā āby the other kids calling me a bully all the time, saying i was abusiveā SHIT UPPPPPP
-theyāre finger printing whatās his face
-can they just lie and say he did it anyways
-also fuck larry is. sorry i just love a good silver fox dad bod man
-hehe i love that he loves glam rocks
-theyāre bondinggggg :3
-me starting a show: i jsut want everyone to be friends :D
-has he been a butterfly this whole time? like even when he was back doing whatever?
-āevan you fucking pussy!ā JFNSODNISHD
-āi finger bang you, iām not using my pinkyā IFNWOFNISD good point king!
-āi forgot women had fingersā IFKOWNCSIND
-stop this shows humor is nailing it for me tbh
-āUGH FUCK iām never ever gonna kill someone with a chainsaw itās so not fairā adrian u can kill me w the chainsaw. ok???
-chris and leota r my fave friendship actuslly like idk why but they bounce off of each other really rlly well
-JFNWONFJD
-LEOTA SHOOTING EACH PERSON AGTER CHRIS KILLS RHEM SHES JUST LIKE ME
-ok iām eating breakfast so who knows how much iāll type as i watch
-show me some fighting š£ļøš£ļø
-why didnāt they just blow this place up
-YESSS BUTTERFLY FIGHTING LETS GO
-who the hell is charlie
-is that the like major guy thatās giving them the stuff
-OH EHAT THE FUCK
-āidk i invented it this morningā heās smart
-EAT PEACE MOTHER FUCKERS
-poor economous just having to watch :(
-THE GORILLA
-HDJSJCKSKJDS
-IM LAUDHISICIWBDIS
-all of them fucking this gorilla up together <3 teamwork babey
-YESSS
-ENONOMOUS CAME IN W THE CHAINSAW LETS GOOO
-ALL OF THRN HAVING FUN TOGETHER IN THE CARTRRT
-š„¹ they just mean a lot to me guys
-all of them dancing š„¹š„¹
-WAHHHH HARCOURT TAKING A PIC OF THEN :,)
-HEHEHHEHEEH
-the guy who agreed to help murn is making sure chrisā dad stays in jail šš
- ew not him trying to gaslight my queen šš
-go get larry and get his ass
-āso we can assume butterflies can use any life form as a hostā āchihuahua? :Dā āprobably wouldnāt fitā āwould be cool tho!! :3ā adrian chase. i have feelings for you. major ones.
-everyone being mean to adrian heās just silly guys!!!
-heās not a thimble
-āwe can trust himā āwhatās his nameā ājudyā āJUDGE JUDY???ā
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-āwe can trust him!ā āso youāve saidā āand plus heās my uncleā āš³ā Hhehehehehe
-WAHHHHH
-HARVOURT MAdE A GC FOR THEM
-NAMED 11TH STREET KIDS
-IM SOBBINGGGGGG
-thereās 11 minutes left in sad
-adrian using the merman emoji hehehe
-āhe says it means happy sad and everything in betweenā WAHHHHH
-:,) he wants to hang out w JFNWKNFKWNFJD
-sorry he wants to hang w leota and she goes āare you trying to fuck me but claiming ur dicks a lesbian or somethingā JDNSKNFJS
-he framed his first newspaper article about himself.
-guys iām crying now.
-ok had to pause to send a video crying abt this to tati i donāt wanna play it i donāt want them to be sad
-her almost throwinf the drink up HFJSIJDJRJRJ
-theyāre having a beer together :3
-LEOTA HELPING HIM W HARCOURTJSIFNIE
-oh iām giggling
-ādonāt talk about her tits or her pussyā āyeah butā¦what abt when weāre fuckingā STOP ITTTT
-john cena plays christopher smith so weāll it pisses me off
-āyou really arenāt a bad guy. you just use being s fuck as a way to push people away, but if you would just take second and just drop that and be Chris Smith, i think people actuslly might like youā WAHHHHHH
-THEYRE BESTIESSSSSS
-āi just never had this beforeā āwhat?ā āthis, you, you know, giving me advice and having my backā SHES HIS FIRST FRIEND GUYS WAHHH
-I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY IM SO SCARED
-him crying :(
-leota still planting his diary :(
-NOOOOOOO
-her voicemail to her wife :(
-OH NO
-oh no
-FUCK. sheās using chrisā helmet and sheās gonna see that heās a fucking butterfly FUCKKKKK
-LEOTA IM SO SCARED FKR HER
-NO
-LEOTA GET THE FUCK OUT GHERE
-OH MO OH NO OH NO
- THATS HOW THE EPISODE ENDS
-WHAT THE GUVK
-i was gonna stop after this episode but i have to start the next one i jsut have to
-end credits
-THE NAME DROPPSSSS STJDISJDNKWNFKS
-silly end credits
OK THOUGHTS ON THID EPISODE: holy fuck! just!!!! OMGGGGG i love leota and i love her bonding w chris (even tho she still put his journal there :/) but FUCK I KNOW SHE DOESNT DIE BC ID BE PISSED BUT NOW I HAVE TO WATCH EP6 TOO
its 6 am so iām a little tired but my god ALSO harcourt has officially grown on me see i just needed her to get away from that āstrong girl doesnāt like girl stuff or other peopleā thing, strong women r allowed to have friendships and close bonds and stuff !!! and now i lowkey ship her and chris -_- annoying i know hehe
anyways episode 6 time
#s1 ep5 monkey dory#peacemaker 2022#peacemaker#christopher smith#adrian chase#leota adebayo#b reacts live
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