#HE'S SO WHIPPED we as a fandom don't talk enough about whipped simon
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novaephemera · 1 year ago
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simon: "i go to a rich fancy private school on scholarship coz i am That Smart!"
simon: "i stole prescription drugs from my estranged dad to illegally sell them, all so i can pay for private math tutoring to keep getting As!"
also simon (after making out one time with a boy he likes very much): "wanna cut class and go make out all day at my mom's house? ☺️"
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