#HE'S SO CUTE IM CRYIN

[skyplayssplatoon3]

Update: Grand Festival Idol Concepts!

SplatoonJP just posted an interesting image of what the idols costumes may have looked like before they decided on the finals!

[Source: SplatoonJP]

[jakesullysimp]

《 just a scratch 》

pairing: jake sully x fem!reader

summary: Jake being his worrying self when you get scratched by a thanator in the woods.

warnings: blood, reader is injured, lots of fluff and cringe.

Your feet hit the soft soil beneath you, your legs pumping, trying to gain momentum. Your bow was carried on your shoulder while you searched for the perfect animal to target. You gripped your fingers onto a tree branch, hoisting yourself up with ease to get a better view.

The forest was unusually quiet today, leaving an eerie feeling lingering in the woods. You raised your hands too your mouth, letting out a hooting sound, hoping anything would wander its way to your wrath. You waited patiently for a minute, before letting out a deflated huff.

No sticks were snapping, no footsteps stomping, nothing. Your posture slumped as you sat there, listening to the leaves swaying in the wind. What you failed to notice was a thanator watching you silently from afar, hidden behind bushes, waiting for the correct moment to strike.

You jumped down from the tree, landing on your feet swiftly. As you began to walk forward, the creature appeared before you. You knew they weren’t the friendliest animals, but this random encounter caught you by surprise. You reached for your bow as it circled you, growling.

‘Don’t strike first, but always be prepared to strike last.’ You repeated your mothers words in your mind as you watched the animal snarl at you, raising your bow and preparing an arrow just in case. The thanator obviously decided it was tired of this ‘who will attack first’ game, because it pounced towards you.

You shot an arrow straight towards its chest that they mistakenly shown to you while jumping, but it’s claw managed to snag you before it fell back, whimpering in pain. The creature was losing blood quickly, and you felt awful, but you knew that you did the only thing you could.

The species is too fast to outrun and too hostile to tame. You noticed the crimson blood dripping down your arm, but you decided to deal with that once you got back home. “Forgive me, my brother. May your spirit run with the great mother.” You prayed softly, watching as the animal slumped to the floor and lost consciousness.

After laying next to the deceased animal for several minutes, making sure it safely transferred over to be with Eywa, you decided to head back to the home tree, where you knew Jake would be waiting for his training session. You managed to arrive quite quickly, and spotted Jake sitting over by Neytiri, your best friend.

“How do you say your name? Come on- just one more time, please.” He begged, you liked Jake, a lot, but he sucked at pronunciation. “Neytiri.” She hissed, losing patience quite quickly. “Nayteri- that’s cool.” You muffled your laugh behind your hand at the horrible mirror of the name.

Jake, hearing your chuckle, turned around to spot you, his smile at your giggle turning into a frown quite quickly. Neytiri gasped behind him at the sight of you, rushing over to your aid. “What happened, Y/N?” She questioned, tracing her finger around your wound. “Thanator.” You answered back in English so Jake could understand.

“Come.” Jake said, voice laced with worry. He dragged you over to the showering area by your non-injured arm, and you looked back to see Neytiri smirking at you slightly. You immediately shook your head, knowing what she was thinking already. She nodded once, her expression growing wider. After being best friends for long enough, you guys developed the skill of reading each other like a book.

“Sit.” He commanded, pointing towards the carved wooden bench outside of the showering unit. You obeyed hesitatingly, watching him grab a cloth rag off of a stand and wet it. He started cleaning the blood and dirt away from your wound silently, treating you so carefully, like he thought you were made of glass.

“You need to be more careful, Y/N. I almost got my head ripped off by one of those. It chased all the way to a cliff, and it only stopped when I jumped.” You understood what he was upset about now, he was worried about you. You didn’t like pity, yet your heart was melting. “I’m fine Jake, it’s just a scratch.” You smiled, trying to get him to look you in the eyes. He wouldn’t.

He remained silent, lips downturned. You didn’t like seeing him this way, especially because of you. You grabbed his wrist, turning it away from your arm so he would look elsewhere. “Jake, seriously. I’m okay, it doesn’t even hurt.” He finally looked up to meet your eyes, and nodded, before his lips turned into a cheeky grin.

“You’re such a skxawng.” You gasped at the insult, pretending to be offended. “Where’d you even learn that?” He laughed loudly, throwing his head back with a contagious beam. “Neytiri finally told me what it meant. I can’t believe you’ve been calling me a moron this entire time!”

“Am I wrong?”

“Yes!”

[plushie-sentai]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT SANTA HOPPER

[transgendermilesprower]

what if i went insane

[2meg2an]

🚨 DAREDEVIL MINIFIG IN FORTNITE 🚨

[swttlina]

ES TAN TIERNO 😭😭😭

ilovehimsomuch

[dwaekkibabie]

Hes so pretty when he smiles

[ccwispy]

my little silly willy 🥰💕

[todayisafridaynight]

making all of you read this cute arasawa fic right now about jo and ichi's tattoos this isn't a request it's a demand

[blankp0]

i actually miss him a normal amount (lie)

[neonpigeons]

also when he was younger he used to let me hold his chin with my hand 😭

[mournus]

[angel-of-despairs]

HELP HOW TF DOES ONE MAN SOUND SO DAMN FINE FROM A “mhm” LIKE BITCH WHAT? STG THIS MAN BE GIVING ME BUTTERFLIES YALL😫😫😭

like I stfg I’m crushing hard and I he makes me smile so hard gawd I’m geeking over this man😫 also he’s an Aussie and my god he’s such a dork an just so goofy and when he gets so shy oml he just makes me want to kiss him and hug him like I can’t he makes me want to act a fool like bro y’all don’t understand 😫 also he said my laugh was cute and he likes that I’m funny and that i sound pretty to him😫😫😫 he’s so beautiful y’all he’s just so beautiful to me grahhh I wanna scream

Also apologies for ranting about me crushing on this man

[lxnarphase]

━━ ❝ GOOD MORNING, BABY !! ❞

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : g. satoru + g. suguru + n. kento + f. toji + k. choso + t. fumihiko

☾₊‧⁺...cw : somnophilia (pre-agreed on), thigh fucking, penetrative sex, pre-established relationship, dirty talk, praise and degradation, mommy kink, breeding kink, satoru and toji are just filthy, choso is so cute and needy, kento is the sweetest husband, it's just really fucking dirty im not sorry

☾₊‧⁺...synopsis : which jjk characters would fuck your thighs while you're sleeping bc they're horny but don't wanna wake you up !!

who does it to tease you ↴

✧ g. satoru ; satoru tries to wake you up, but you just don't want to. and by try, he means he blew into your ear just for you to huff and smack him away, grumbling to let you sleep or you'd bite him. ohh, you are so cute, he just really can't help himself

“look at my pretty girl, such a mess…tsk, wish she'd wake up, now i gotta fuck her soft, pretty thighs instead of that pretty lil' pussy." “aww, your pussy 's so noisy! listen t' her...she's all wet, she's cryin' f'me to fuck her, isn't she? aww, poor thing...” “ooh, are you cumming, baby? cumming in your sleep like a slutty little girl while I fuck your thighs, so precious…”

✧ g. suguru ; suguru's hands move up and down your soft curves while he grinds against your thighs, quiet, sticky noises sounding in the room. you're so adorable, he wants to shake you awake but teasing you with his thick cock nudging against your clit is so much more fun

“you’ve always been so responsive, i didn’t think my dick between your thighs would get you like this, princess.” “oh? was that my name? don’t tell me you’re having a wet dream about me. so dirty, baby, thinking of me like that while sleeping when I’m right here with you.” “don’t you wanna wake up and move my cock somewhere other than your thighs? c'mon, princess, wake up for me.”

who does it because they are desperate ↴

✧ k. choso ; not outright fucking you is painful, but he doesn’t want to wake you up. He’s so fucking hard, that dream affected him more than he thought, and before he knew it, he was fucking your thighs, not caring how loud he was being.

“baby, baby, fuck, hoohmygodd, please! need y'so bad, so fuckin' soft, so soft, fuck, could d' this to you all the time, never wanna stop, p-please, god, 'm gonna cum all over you-!” “sticky fuckin' p-pussy's beggin' me t' fuck it, b-but wanna see you look at me. c'mon, c-c'monnn, please wake up, let me stick it in, o-or 'm gonna waste it a-and cum all over your cunt.” “oh, mmh, ’m cumming, ’m cumming, baby, i-i’ll clean y' up after, g'nna fuck you again 'n' again 'n' againnn, fuck, ’m cumming-!”

✧ t. fumihiko ; poor thing, fumihiko honestly tries to deal with it by himself, trying to just jerk off in the bathroom, but it doesn't work. he knew what he needed, he needed you, needed to touch and feel you around him. with shaky hands holding your thighs, he slides his aching cock between your thighs, moaning so cutely…and when you wake up and start cooing to him, he absolutely loses himself.

“i’m-i’m gonna mess you up so bad, been wantin’ to leave you a mess for so long, so fucking long, 'm g-gonna cum all over your pretty thighs. 's okay, right? right? mmh, okay, 'm gonna do it, 'm gonna cum on 'em.” “y-yeah, yeah, fuck, your thighs are so soft, feel so good around my cock, gonna cum all over them, m-ma'am.” “'s so much cum, i can’t stop cumming, m-mommy, ’m losing my mind, love your thighs, they're so soft, s' soft, thank you, thank you, thank you-!”

who wakes you up ↴

✧ f. toji ; it’s not uncommon for toji to wake up in the middle of the night, cock hard in his sweats. can you blame the guy when he's sleeping next to the sexiest woman he's ever laid his eyes on. he thanks whatever god there is for giving him a wife like you who lets him fuck your soft thighs until you wake up up so he can stuff you full of cum instead of wasting it on your stomach.

“’s time to wake up, mama, don’ ya wan' me t' fuck your needy cunt 'stead of these pretty thighs?” “aw, y'look soooo cute and dumb right now…my pretty thing. c'mon, spread those legs for me, mama, toji's gonna take care of ya.” “did y' dream 'bout me fucking your thighs? yeah? mm, you’re takin' my cock like you wanted me t' fuck you awake…hm? you want that next time? mm, i’ll keep it in mind, baby girl, now shut up and let me fuck you dumb.”

✧ n. kento ; he usually only does this when he’s very very frustrated from working, coming home to see his pretty baby in one of his button-ups sleeping, thighs out in the open. he can’t help himself, softly calling your name as he slides his hard cock slowly in and out between your thighs, giving you soft smile when you wake up.

“sorry to wake you, darling, I know it’s late, but I need you. you just...look so beautiful, i couldn't help himself.” “you were responding so cutely in your sleep…would you rather I be inside you? ask nicely, honey, and I’ll give you what you want. you know a good husband does whatever his wife asks.” “so, so pretty like this, i could fuck you for days. should i do that, my sweet girl? mm, maybe i should take tomorrow off and keep you in bed all take, make sure that my seed takes. what do you think, sweetheart, you want me to give you a baby?”

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[itadodori]

professor!gojo who could sense your jealousy every time he had a conversation with his coworker, utahime. the type of man gojo was, he’d do it on purpose. just to see if he could get a rise out of you. sadly.. his plans always worked. every single time you saw the two of them talking the only thing you wanted to do was smack both of them, but you couldn’t.

your relationship with him had to remain a secret or you’d be kicked out of uni, and he’d loose his job. that’s the reason gojo loved ticking you off so much.. he knew there was nothing you could do about it.

well.. he may have forgotten the fact that you were one petty woman. you were sick of gojo’s little mind games so you thought why not play along? maybe this would get him to stop toying around with you.

all it took was for you to say one word to professor toji, who was at the top of gojo’s most hated list. when he saw you in toji’s class after hours giggling and wearing that short ass skirt of yours.. he lost it.

toji fushiguro? did you really have to go that low?

“quit the cryin’ already. you did this to yourself.” gojo had you bent over his lap— ass in the air as he delivered a stinging slap.

he’s been at this for hours. you lost count of how many times he spanked your ass, but from the excruciating pain on both your cheeks.. you’d say about over 20 times.

“’m sorry baby.. but you made me mad!” you croaked, hands quickly flying to his as he tried to deliver another smack.

but of course.. he was gojo. so you couldn’t hold him off for too long.

“grab my hand again and im gonna start spanking that pretty little pussy instead..” he found himself slipping his fingers through your folds— toying with your throbbing clit. “would you like that, baby? hmm?”

he wasted no time slipping his fingers into you, yanking your hair in the process, forcing you to look at him.

“who’s pussy is this? better answer me before i get upset pretty girl.”

“y..yours- aw fuck! it’s all yours daddy!” you didn’t notice it at first, but from the position he forced you in, you had a clear view of his neck.

the black ink was too hard to miss. your name, in big bold letters was tattooed on the side of his neck. anyone that walked passed him would see it if they looked close enough. he’d have to hide it during work.

“oh.. you like my new tattoo mama?” gojo chuckled lowly— sliding his fingers out of you just to slam them back in a second later. “i got it just for you.. so everyone can know who i belong to.”

those words alone made your pussy flutter, and you couldn’t stop yourself from getting tighter around his thick fingers.

“g..gojo please.”

he completely ignored your cries as he watched your pussy suck his fingers in, mesmerized by the sight. right now any sense of logic he once had was gone, and the only thing he was focused on was drilling it into your dumb little head that you were his.

“but don’t worry baby.. daddy’s got some other ways to prove his loyalty to you.” you had no clue what he could be hinting towards— nor did you care. right now your body was too overstimulated to think straight.

“maybe i should put some babies in this cute lil tummy.. let everyone know you’re my wife?”

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[fatuispolaris-archive]

"I also brought you this neat Mondstadt dessert called a Snickle. It's a pickle with chocolate, caramel, and nuts inside." He digs in his back pocket, revealing a crushed snickle wrapped in a napkin. Sheepishly, he adds, "Sorry, it's a bit smashed. I ran out of room in my front pockets."

unprompted asks || always accepting

"aw really, for me? thanks benny!" childe happily accepts the snickle, and immediately starts chowing down on it, even if it was a bit crushed. childe was used to eating rather... odd combinations of food, so this mondstadt dessert was a delicacy to him, like any other delicious morsel of food. "i gotta take you back to my mom's place sometime. i'm sure you guys would bond over cooking all sorts of good stuff!"