#HE'LL PROVE IT TO YOU DAZAI-KUN!!!!

[dnangelic]

@effigist / @longerhuman : wrong blog but dazai would definitely try to lure him into a sketchy van with candy

enters the van expecting all fresh candy calories to be completely burnt by the time he somehow manages to exit the van .

[kunikinnie]

a/n: stupid idea inspired by recent events :')

taglist: @stygianoir, @requiem626k, @irethepotato, @kisara-16reblogs, @dazaee, @thatdazaikin

being a thirdwheel

featuring: Dazai, Kunikida, Akutagawa, Chuuya, Ango x no one in particular, i guess

Dazai Osamu

Surprised. Very surprised.

He's usually the one who makes people thirdwheels so being on the other end is... interesting.

But mostly he doesn't enjoy it. Try as he might to return the conversation back to a three-way affair, it just doesn't work. The heck is wrong with these horny heathens?

So this is what Kunikida feels like, he thinks. Now he sort of understands why he's so mad at him when it happens.

If somehow he just doesn't manage to reassert dominance, he'll reluctantly become a sort of wingman instead. If you can't beat them, join them! Or so they say.

Kunikida Doppo

A natural thirdwheel and he knows it. He could be a professional at this if he wanted to just because he's that experienced (even before he met Dazai).

Generally finds it awkward and annoying, but mostly the former. He's at that point that he just doesn't care much anymore.

For example, he used to say something if he's being ignored by the other two. But it always goes back to them being glued to each other that he's resigned himself to his fate. I wonder when I'll have someone to look at me like that and other similar thoughts fill his mind.

He accompanies them/sits there like an adult chaperone for two pre-teens going on a date. Lowkey hates it and glares at the pair with the general disdain of a disapproving high school teacher. For some reason, it always lands him a place back in the group every single time.

...of course, except with Dazai. He only gets teased more.

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke

A natural thirdwheel but doesn't know it. He obliviously enters the scene and makes things awkward without even trying.

For example, he enters the room to grab a drink and sits in front of the two. It takes a few long stares before he realizes he's interrupted or is basically unwanted there.

He then mutters a "...sorry" and leaves. Once he recognizes an awkward situation he does his best to avoid it - that's just his style.

But if for some reason he can't leave, he'll silently and emotionlessly tag along.

He honestly thinks it's a huge nuisance and is tempted to slice their arms of to prove a point but if nothing fuels his anger, then he won't say or do anything. The most he'll do is snap back everynow and then (not that he doesn't do it regularly, but anyway).

Nakahara Chuuya

He's the most open about his feelings among those listed here. Not the angry type that happens when he's drunk; just strong facial expressions and sometimes direct wording.

But he mostly smiles at them while sitting there. Menacingly.

"Oh, sorry Chuuya-kun we didn't see you there-"

He's heard that line more than enough times but he still gets angry over it. "I'm not that fucking short, assholes."

If there's food or drink nearby, he'll focus on that instead (while staring at them all the while ofc). Better if it were alcohol like wine or whiskey so that he doesn't have to deal with his annoyance at it all. Seriously, it's extremely rude.

Sakaguchi Ango

It's not uncommon for him to be out of place/picked on, but somehow being pushed aside due to romantic matters saddens him a little bit more.

Surprisingly (or not), he's the most accepting out of all those listed here. Yes it is quite awkward but he's so used to keeping his thoughts to himself that he can easily melt back into the background if he wanted to.

But he's also the one who 'cares' the most about what's happening in front of him. Listens to the conversation intently and commentates on every single sentence internally. He liked that? That's a compliment?? How many braincells has he lost for him to say that??

He can always excuse himself by claiming he has urgent/sudden work to do. But depending on his company like Dazai he might get caught.

"Aww no need to leave so soon, Ango-kun! We love you just as much~"

[bunchofstraydogs]

BSD SKK and SSKK as Genshin Impact Players

because i finally lost my patience and deleted this damn game, so this is a Au revoir!

Atsushi Nakajima- Casual f2p team player

When i say casual, i mean in terms of him appreciating all the characters, the scenery, the lore and the effort that went into making all of it and being able to play the game with his friends.

Otherwise, there's nothing casual about his gameplay. He's surrounded by three Fatui guards on Dragonspine, slowly freezing to death. He is hesitant to eat food because there will be more important times to use it and food isn't all that cheap. He had eaten a few Sweet Madams and an Almond Tofu, though, because he's literally panicking and crying. In the end, Atsushi marks those spots on the map and leaves them for co-op.

He loves co-op, mostly to explore together and it usually happens in his world. He doesn't mind playing any role the team needs- dps, support or healer. Atsushi is usually on a discord call with Dazai, Kyouka, Ranpo and Lucy. Kenji and Yosano occasionally play as well.

As for his team, he is very loyal to Mondstadt and to people that showed him kindness when he first stumbled there so his most used characters are from Mondstadt.

Main Team: Mc, Jean, Noel, Bennet/Amber

Sub team: Qiqi, Razor, Keqing, Xingqiu

An Mc main.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke- Competitive and impatient

This disaster, i swear. Doesn't play it often, but when he does, he really makes up for the missed time. Unless he has a place to be, leisurely kills everything he comes upon. Not only is he stacked on materials (that he doesn't use properly), but he levels up like it's nobody's business. If he stumbles upon a Lay Line, he'll do them. He doesn't count resin, completely unbothered by primo or level difference.

Akutagawa is the type of player that will fight a level 90 monster with level 60 characters, but only if he has an elemental reaction advantage. He's not stupid, just stubborn and really angry.

I know i said he's not stupid (and he's not), but his builds are... not the best. Talent levels almost forgotten, artefacts leave much to be desired, but his weapons are stacked!! Although, usually given to wrong characters...

Fear not, when Gin and Chuuya figured it out, they fixed it up and explained to Aku what artefacts are and which ones to collect. He pays more attention to all of it now.

Akutagawa sometimes buys the monthly card and doesn't want to waste any more money than a few bucks on pixels. He sees the game as the waste of time and money.

That said, he waled for Xiao and Tartaglia.

Main team: Xiao, Tartaglia, Diluc, Rosaria

Doesn't have a sub team.

Mains Xiao.

Dazai Osamu- A waifu collector and a troll

Your typical genshin asshole. Goes to people's worlds, mines their ores, steals their food and leaves when done. He does it primarily to Atsushi and the poor guy doesn't know. Kyouka threatened him, but Atsu said he doesn't mind and is happy to help. Dazai is as much of a leech as a player as he is in person.

He not only trolls ADA members, but PM as well. Doesn't mind playing with Gin, but is mostly there to annoy Chuuya and pressure Akutagawa. They're playing in Akutagawa's world, obviously. Gin wouldn't let him in hers to protect her brother and, well. The only other player is Chuuya and hahahhaa.

Do i need to say that he is spending Kunikida's money on the game or is it obvious for you too? He waled for Ganyu and Hu Tao and almost got killed for it.

This lucky mofo, i hate him so much, got Mona as his first five star on the standard banner. He was wishing for her as well.

Wants Kaqing now but sike, you flat assed mackerel. Have another Xingqiu <3 Super jealous of Akutagawa for having Rosaria because he wanted her and failed to pull her. Got Childe he doesn't use tho lmao.

Main Team: Mona, Lisa, Ganyu, Hu Tao

Sub Team: Jean, Xinyan, Beido and Ningguang

A Mona and Hu Tao main.

yes i said Mona Lisa, bite me

Chuuya Nakahara- cool to play with until Dazai joins the chat

Chuuya is a great player. He is smart so he knows how to choose his battles and fearless when he does, even if he's going against Zhongli's chonkiest pokemon. He likes playing co op with some of his friends and subordinates. Often joins Akutagawa's world with Gin and either Higuchi or Tachihara. He really enjoys these moments because they forget about the mafia and get to have fun together and kick ass without hurting anyone.

These tranquil moments are ruined by one slimy mackerel. All Chuuya's qualities- teamwork, intelligence and casuallness goes out of the window. He is pissed and ready to throw hands. Dazai always baits him and tricks him into the most unsavoury of situations. Great many times will Chuuya drown due to lack of stamina, get rekt by Lawachurl and freeze to death, smack into invisible barriers with no ways of stopping untill he falls head first to the ground... yeah, hands are thrown. And tables.

Main Team: Diluc, Venti, Xiao, Albedo

Sub Team: Ningguang, Zhongli, Albedo, Geo Mc

Mains Diluc and Geo characters

It needs to be said that Chuuya has a weird guilty pleasure of playing Geo Characters. His Noel is tanked as well. Hates playing with Xiao and Venti when Dazai is around because that asshole bullies him-

"Oh, Chuuya-kun, you've found your people!" Die.

He keeps Xiao to kick ass and prove a point, but might change Venti to Zhongli or Jean 😔