#HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVES WHEN HE PLAYS. LIFE IS A PIGSTY 😭 😭 😭 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

penis-flytrap · 7 days ago

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Holy shit! Congratulations 🎉 🎊 🍺 🍻

You Morrissey fans have life on easy mode, I swear. After 4 decades of public disrobing, he's about 2 years away from collecting his State Pension and still putting on the strip tease 🥳

(Also f*ck the haters, he's looking great)

@maudlin-st

AAAAAAHHHHH

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#Meanwhile the best that Johnny fans can hope for is a flash of wrist 😤#... maybe a brief jiggly glimpse of his jingle bells 🔔#We are stuck with a man who now dresses like a giant toddler doing the gardening on a Sunday afternoon in mid-September #HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVES WHEN HE PLAYS. LIFE IS A PIGSTY 😭 😭 😭#Jeff Beck was still showing off his figure on stage way into his 70s! Johnny wtf is your excuse??!! Put this hippie shiz in the bin!#Give us an image rebrand for 2025 that includes plenty of extra-small t-shirts and a good view of your treasure trail... or else ✂️#Mozzer tag

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