#HAPPY BABIES YES THANK YOU BYE 💖

[fr3akinthecorner]

hey dude stop texting me no way dude ur gay I'm not gay I'm a girl who has a crush on u ok ur gonna get me arrested again we are MARRIED i know that lol but i can still have a crush on u! ok true are u happy with your things? no they are not here yet but i am patiently waiting for them by 8 pm tonight sucker mc what did u just make a black joke? ew haha i guess u can make racist and black jokes? nooo hello kitty does that i am nano kitty 3 ok so u like ur nicknames? yes they are cute am i nano kitty 3? yes u are oh righteous! why do u say that? bc it's a funny surfing joke u make surfing jokes? yes they're my favorite jokes to make ok cool!! fuuuck i want the disney manga to start the punk song so u can hear me sing in my morocon punk band as morocon fuck boy who is me!!! not u!!! ur crash bandicoot keeho omg no way! i was gonna insult u! why?! bc im... nvm omg ur so fucking sexy laying down ty sweet ❤️ 💙 ok so ur in love with me? yes i am crash bandicoot ok so made that video game for me when u were 4? i don't know how but that sounds about right then what is morocon fuck boy? idk let's play it rn! how? send it to me with the valley girls meth pipe ok im down aren't u gonna get in trouble? no im 29 ok so ur still a baby im ilder than u! ur 21 ok so what? nothing ok so ur older than me by 7 yrs right? yea so how old is nano kitty 3? a month old omg ur bad! what??? ok su get it but u don't yes seems to be the situation ok are u high yet on ur daddies meth? no not yet it never works :( just keep saying nano kitty 3 ok i did do it for longer ok longer ok longer ok did u yawn? yes i did ok it will work! thanks bb i love u ily2 are we gonna fuck tonight? sure why not we're married did u just make a bad joke? yes i did ok ur a baddie pls fuck me l8r i have to go ok bye ily ily2 don't go say nano kitty 3 again ok with the heart ok nano kitty 💖 3 ok cute ur so cute so are you!!! love u kitten

[beauty-madness]

Time with me | Bonten!Hajime Kokonoi x Rich fem!reader

Summary: (Y/N) a rich young woman fell in love with Hajime Kokonoi.

Content: Toxic relationship, manipulation, drinking.

a/n: I was writing fluff and then this appeared in my mind.

Hope you enjoy! 💖

"We need to buy another building, Bonten is growing so fast" Kokonoi said watching directly to your eyes while drinking some wine like he was expecting an answer. "O-Of course I will b-buy it for you, I like to help my boyfriend"

"That's why I love you, honey" He said pleased with your answer.

Your family were one of the most rich in Japan, you always had everything you wanted but you never had the love of your parents, they were always traveling for work. You tried to act like a brat spending a lot of money to get some attention but nothing happened, you were always crying in your room, in your empty mansion.

You met Kokonoi in a fancy party, a lot of rich people didn't care about the fact he was in Bonten, they were anxious about making connections with the most powerful gang in Japan, everything was about money. He saw you sitting in a table with a bored expression, his eyes met yours, you blushed and tried to hid your face, you were so shy.

You saw an attractive man and he saw another thing.

Now he was driving you to your house after a thing you like to call dates, he always calls you when he needs something but his words always make you feel like a queen, you liked when he called "princess, honey, love". He really loved you...right?

"We are here, bye. I will call you" When you arrived to your home, you heard the same words he said always. You tried to kiss him but a gentle push separated you from his lips. "I need to go, I have a meeting with Mikey, you know that I'm always busy, maybe another day"

Again and again, in two years of dating you never kissed him even on the cheek but he was busy. Yes, he was busy, that's why and like a good girlfriend you understand that.

"Uhm, maybe I will need something more for the building like computers and that kind of things, love"

"I will buy it, just tell me what you need" You said smiling for how he called, definitely he loved you. "That's my baby"

"You can spend everything, long as you'll spend time with me"

Hope you've smiled today. ෆ⃛(ˇᵋ ˇෆೄ

Well, I wrote this while I was sleepy, sorry for any error. 💔

And now

I'm so grateful for this, I'm so happy. You have no idea of how much. (๛ ˘ ³˘)۶💖

Thanks for reading! 💖

[1111jenx]

WHY I LOVE LIBRA VENUS BOY?! HE IS FUCKING NICE BUT HE'S TOO NICE, PLS JUST SAY U'RE GOOD BCUZ U WANNA BE A COOL IMPRESSION BUT PLS DONT MAKE ME A SMILE, HE'S FLIRTY BIG SHIT. I'LL BE SCARLED IF HE KEEPING NICE FIGURE. - SAG VENUS WHO MORE SMILE THAN U LIBRA, KNOW?! OK SAD LIBRA ;)

BTW, SAINTJZENX I DONT MISS OUT THE TUMBLR APPLICATION BCUZ U, DONT BE A SKEPTICAL ASTROLOGY CUZ I'LL KEEP WAITING FOR YOUUUU, OH YES, IF THERE'S A NEW IDEAS FOR THE BLOG U CAN BE EXPLAINED TO UR FOLLOWERS, I'M SURE IT'LL BE SO MUCH LIT OMGGG. 😤💑🌹💖😍

hi beautiful!!

HAHAHAHAHA ITS LIBRA VENUS IS DISEASE🤣 I'm so serious except for Libra Mars/Rising I don't see myself dating men of any Libra placements💀 In a way, Leo Venus and Libra Venus are waaaay too similar!!

I like people who challenge me and gosh those Libra Venus are such pleasers😭 They're so charming and great with people it just comes so naturally for them HAHAHAH. I grew up with a lot of air placements so I'm almost unfazed with their flirtatious bs now,, but once a while I'd see some simpy fire venus or water venus falling bad for Libra Venus💀💀

Remember, Libra = Love, Venus is in its home sign hence it is HELLA happy and extra joyful, Taurus Venus is sensual and romantic but Libra Venus is playful and people smart, air is very intellectual so banters with them and back to back flirting is hella fun🤣 I recalled before I was with a Libra Venus guy and omg he was wayyyy too dreamy for me:D

I love you guys but y'all be so adorable I just don't feel secure enough bye💀 My Leo fixed as at the end of the day will always require some kind of stability and loyalty. But Libra Venus just wanna make love to 18 by One Direction all day and indulge in romance so I can't y'all.

But, Sag Venus x Libra Venus is HELLA SCARY BUT FUN. My close friend is a Libra Venus and he settled down for a Sag Venus, literally two hoes really come together for once huh. They understand one another really well and both ground one another, while giving enough space and fire into the relationship.

So ignore my skeptical ass, follow your heart baddie, go for that flighty ass Libra Venus and let your Sag Venus runs free, just don't indulge in the adrenaline and the thrill of competition too much💀 Live no regrets baby let it hurt you bad but it will also push you to grow <3 Proud of u.

HAHAHAH I LOVE THIS THO. Literally someone remind me to include this in my next observation please how come I never wrote this down!!! Sag x Libra is superior, the tears and hate sex also is but we don't talk abt that🥰

Alsoooo, thank you for ur kind words ILY GUYS. I'm so lazy these days but you guys are my biggest motivation on god🥲🥲

love,

saint jenx🖤

[159potterhead]

IT IS??? I kinda forgot 🥺👉👈 if this was the real date I only remember it's around 14 March 😅 Anyhoo HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABE 😘😘 omg yes ahhsjwnwm it just feels like yesterday!!! A WHOLE DAMN YEAR!! We have made this far!!! Thanks for sticking around with me 💖💖 I will always cherish our talks I still remember how I used to wait for your sweet reply on the ask which used to be highlight of my day 🥰🥰🥰

🎶We're only gettin' older, baby and I've been thinkin' about it lately does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes? Everything that you've ever dreamed of disappearing when you wake up but there's nothing to be afraid of even when the night changes.....It will never change me and you❤️🎶

NOT ME NOT SEEING THIS TILL NOW BYE-

yess you got it right babe🥺💓💓 yes we made it THAT far!!! no thank you really cause it meant a LOT to me then and it still does<333 awwww babeee stop I will cry🥺😭💗💗💗 everytime you hit me with an intellectual ask I could picture us sitting on the roof late at night watching the stars and I’m listening to you talk with so much fascination cause omg you’re so smart! true that it was a time I won’t look back to with much fondness, but because of you I found a sparkle in those times that I’ll never forget💞💞💖✨💖✨

🎶we took a chance, god knows we've tried. yet all along, I knew we'd be fine. so pour me a drink, oh love let's split the night wide open. and we'll see everything we can, living love in slow motion, motion, motion… I have loved you since we were eighteen. long before we both thought the same thing, to be loved and to be in love. all I can do is say that these arms were made for holdin you, oh. I wanna love like you made me feel, when we were eighteen💕🎶

[lookismaddict]

AHHHHH TY JANN FOR THE REPLY!!! 🥺💗

God, you are so right about Big Deal having shōnen vibes!! Their ideology of Romanticism and their values are everything. 💞 And I love how non-toxic their members interact with each other, and they treat each other like family too!!! Like how you mentioned: they trust each other, they’re loyal, united, and disciplined. Like who doesn’t love that ab them? 😭 OMG LINEMAN SHSKSHSKSHS. NAH, BC I ALSO HAD A PHASE WHEN I WASN’T REALLY INTO LINEMAN’S CHARACTER. 🫢 Yesssss Lua best Big Deal girl <333

Omg. Tag team -> Lua and Lineman solo everybody in drinking competitions. 🙌��� Nooooo not Jerry 😭 poor baby. Jake being the caretaker of Jerry? That’s too cute to even imagine. 😍 (THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH JAKE AND HIS BUTT BTW. This is the only time I’m ever agreeing with Vivi, and he does have a nice butt. 👌🏽)

NOOOOOO, LUA SAVE YOURSELF. 💀💀💀 Poor girl. If someone offers her drinks just to get info out of her, that’s so messed up. 🥲 Lineman being the caretaker of the silly members of Big Deal <3 I love that idea! NOT BRAD STARTING FIGHTS AND EVERYONE IGNORING HIM 😂😂 Oh no, I imagine Jason just sobbing while drinking and just going up to someone saying, “Hey, you! D-did you… did you know… that… S-Sinu Han… was a great l-l-leader… *holds throw up in* …of Big Deal?” JERRYYYYY. I like how it takes a lot of members to take care of him. And his loyalty to Jake even after his drunk phase makes me want to give him a bunch of cookies. 💖 Jake ab to go CRAZY WITH THE MOVESSS. Sheeeeesh. Jake bustin it down to like, idk- Megan Thee Stallion or something. 🥵👏🏽👏🏽 Or him twerking while drunk. 💀💀💀 Now THAT scene is really interesting to see. Sinu being a chaotic dad but also A MEGA DRUNK. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG THAT HAS ME DYING LMAAOOOOO. Imagine Yeonhui being in the background just *heavy sigh* AHAHAHAHA. YESSS IM SO HAPPY YOU INCLUDED SAMUEL. 🥹🥹💓💓💓 I JUMPED FOR JOY JUST NOW. Awww he’s so sweet. I refuse to believe that he doesn’t care ab Big Deal anymore. But him drinking alone at the Gangseo Lighthouse is really such a Samuel Seo thing. He’d definitely sit there and just think ab how far he has gone and how far Big Deal has gone too.

OK JAKE, SLAAYYYYYYY. 😩😩😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 Ohhhh nooooo… 😳 He’ll be singing in slurs if he gets drunk, and they’re here for that. 🤩🙌🏽

YES, I’m here for the Samuel character development too!!! I can’t wait to see him realize that Big Deal has been there for him since day one. And I can’t wait for his inferiority complex to go bye bye! Ahhhh his strength remains with Big Deal. I’m glad you thought ab this too. 😁

And it’s 12 am over here while I’m typing this up. 💀 And no no, I should be the one thanking YOU for replying to my questions. 💝 I really enjoyed reading your answers, and I agree with your all of your thoughts!!! They’re wonderful, TYSM JANN!! I hope you have a splendid day! 😘😘😘

Hi Jann!! I’d like to say, that I really like reading your thoughts on certain chapters of Lookism, and I ugly cackle every time because you’re so funny!!! 💀💞

Also, here are my questions for you:

How did Big Deal become your favorite crew?

Among the members of Big Deal, who do you think would tap out first if they were to all have a drinking competition? ����

Adding onto the drunk Big Deal members, what type of “drunk persona” do you think each member would have? 💀

Which Big Deal member do you think would have the best voice, if all of them were to go to karaoke together? 🎤

Do you think Samuel Seo would come back to be a part of Big Deal in the future? 😭

I’m sorry, that there’s a lot of questions! These are the thoughts I currently have at the moment about Big Deal, and I wanna know what are your thoughts on them. Been curious about this for a while now. 😅 In advance, thank you for taking the time to answer these questions and I hope you have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!! 😌🖤

thank you cat for reading my ramblings in here 😭

big deal got that shōnen anime vibes to them.

strong yet respectable boys who worked towards a humble goal — protect its members & the residents of the street they're in

ideology things whatever that is /j

loyal, disciplined, united (plz they even got a uniform)

they trust each other

every member matters (lineman used to give me the ick i'm sorry but he's an important member too! 🫶)

they got lua lmaoooo (besides being their intelligence agent, she helped evacuate the girls to a safer place 💖)

2. for a drinking competition (ik they're minors but), lua and lineman shall be the strongest. jerry tho, we gotta nerf him so it's gonna be him tapping out first. :p jake taking care of drunk jerry wld be fun to watch.

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3. drunk personas:

lua - talkative drunk. accidentally spills information she recently gathered 💀

lineman - he doesn't get drunk, but takes care of everyone instead

brad - "what did you say to me?!", gets heated outta nowhere, starts petty fights which nobody pays attention to

jason - emotional!, talks to random big deal members about big deal's history

jerry - blacks out, it takes 5+ members to carry him to bed or any comfy surface, although the first thing he does when he wakes up is look for jake

jake - he tries to keep it in but gets up when an upbeat song comes on, he's a dancing drunk

sinu - dancing drunk, talkative drunk, emotional drunk. he goes thru all phases of drunkenness 😭

yeonhui - doesn't drink, TAKES PICS AND VIDS OF EVERYONE

sammy - doesn't drink w them but lurks wherever they are & stays, just to make sure jake and the big deal babygirls get home safe and don't start shit/cause trouble while drunk (had to include him 🫶 he used to be their strict no.3) (he drinks alone by that gangseo lighthouse tho)

4. big deal best voice goes to jake!

the members pour out drinks for him bc they're trying to get him drunk first 🤪 it's what everyone looks forward to!

5. yes yes yes. one day he'll get over his inferiority complex and look back at the ones who actually has his back. gonna throw away all that pride, and actually help big deal thrive more despite its humble beginnings 🫶 i'm all for sammy character development.

thank you for this ask! and if you made it here, thank you for enabling me talk. i love you ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ it's 1am in rn as i type 🥲