#HAHHAHAHA I LOVE YOU BABE

[nyctoaerah]

HIIII IM BACK 😝

Literally changed my entire acc, including my username 😭😭 I LITERALLY LOVE THE COLORS I CHOSE AND I GOT MOTIVATED TO CHANGE MY OTHER ACCS TOOOO

Pero, regarding sa post mo about sa WPS, I agree 100%. Many Filipinos need to be educated about this topic, especially our generation because I encountered a lot of them that don't take it seriously and even joke about it which genuinely annoys me. This is our country, literally our home and they js joke about it? Like hello??

ANYWAYSSSS guess what colors I chose for my profile and I'll see if you actually know me ‼️‼️‼️

-「 ✦ ⋆˚࿔ 🎀🌷 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ ✦ 」⋆˚

HEY BABE, HAHHAHAHA, idk sa color mo kasi may mild deuteranomaly color blindness ako😭😭 di ko kaya ma correct yan😔😔 sorry sa late reply, busy me sa work ih.

Pero regarding the colors of your account, I think red sya tapos red orange? I’m not sure huhu, sorry talaga💀💀💀.

YAYY PERO ANG GANDA NG NEW MO HAHAHHA, diba ikaw yung moonlight ba yon or something? tas blade from hsr yung pfp? Yung galing sa reminiscent? Alam ko kasi ikaw ‘yon e HHAHAHAHAHA. medyo nahalata kasi sa sudden anon ask, ts comments.

But yeah, abt wps, i really do hope na maging aware mga tao, kasi nanggigil talaga ako😭😭 wala silang pake eh. Tangina sabi ba naman ‘tubig’ lang daw ‘yon💀💀 kabiwist talaga mga pinoy haix... BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THOSE FILIPINOS IRRITATES ME TOO, BCS WTF DO YOU MEAN “Sainyo na yung west Philippine sea basta sa’kin si ano” + “i give up nyo nalang” + “EZ lang tong china saming mga COD players”

LIKE HUH, those words shows immaturity😭😭 bcs if you truly care for your own country, you know how important wps is to especially sa mga mangingisda, dahil ‘yon yung hanap buhay nila, t’yaka Philippines is the only country who has the exclusive rights to use all the resources within the ph EEZ. +++ If we give up wps, ‘di parin titigil ang china, tas ano na, they can easily invade us +++ other countries including China will think that we’re that weak & madaling ma invade.

THEREFORE, GIVING WPS IS NEVER AN OPTION.

Wala na ngang natulong sa pinas, gsto pa ipamigay yung dagat natin, hays.💀💀

Hehe anyways, abt sa user... basta aer yung first three letters ng ano, ng new user mo diba?

[dukeoftheblackstar]

@sinfulsalutations

I am blown away by reader's thoughts during the whole thing it made it so immersive I had to reel myself back out of there and swap good ol' Jango for Boba because Boba is my son and I cannot HAHHAHAHA. But in all seriousness, very, VERY, VERY nice realism touch.

You’ve never felt this small before.

In other words, 'buckle up, bitches', right? RIGHT!?

"He must love this. You’d hope so, at least. Many times you’ve brought a release with your own fingers, but they’re nothing compared to his. Not as big, not as thick. He just manages to be gentle enough to leave you only slightly uncomfortable…"

I'm gonna brush the fact that he is indeed pussy-eating champ like his dad because I am very drawn to the idea of the reader having thoughts. This is immersive ready and I'm here to gobble this bitch up. The whole 'he must love this' and you/reader hoping for it is stays true to this day's prompt of virginity vibe.

"Not as big, not as thick but enough to leave you slightly uncomfortable" adds that detailed touch of keeping a little-little bit of realism in the mix because it's never always comfortable. This detail here? A + times ∞ x ∞.

“How many fingers do you need, baby?” “Three?”

Prime Boba right here, ladies and gent. Cause our king doesn't need to wait for answers, doesn't need to know that one is for pussies, two's for champs, and three's for baby girls who make supreme Lord Boba's kokoro (heart) go doki doki (heartbeat sounds) enough to even bat an eye your way and give you the first night of many more nights of hot love making or feral sex.

I am also very weak for the 'baby' term of endearment, so like.. BOBAPLS.

“Feeling okay? It’s okay if you can’t speak. Just nod, yes or no.”

MKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

He’s incredibly gentle. But he doesn’t go slow.

Control and balance? Fucking power move. Go babe. Hit it.

One day you’ll be able to take it all. This is just the beginning. But this is already so much. So much you might just cry.

What can I say? Big man. Big genes. Big dick.

It’s still incredibly difficult to process that he not only chose you, but let you choose him.

You gotta hand it to Boba, this man just does not fuck. He love fucks.

𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕥𝕠𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕧𝕖 ⋆*･ﾟ 𝕧𝕚𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕓𝕠𝕓𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕥𝕥

⋆ ★ ᴋɪɴᴋᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 2023 ʟɪɴᴇᴜᴘ

➼ ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ ☆ ʙᴏʙᴀ ꜰᴇᴛᴛ x ꜰ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

➼ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ☆ ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ʙᴏʙᴀ, ᴠᴀɢɪɴᴀʟ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀɪɴɢ, ᴘᴇɴɪꜱ ɪɴ ᴠᴀɢɪɴᴀ ꜱᴇx, ʟᴏꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴɪᴛʏ

⋆ ★ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ ᴛᴏʀᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱᴄʟᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴘʀᴇᴏᴄᴄᴜᴘɪᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʀᴜꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ʜᴏᴘᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴇᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ. ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ ��ɴʏ ʙᴏʙᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʙᴇ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ :)

➼ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰɪᴄ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴꜱ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ 18+ ᴅɴɪ

⋆ ★ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴏɴ ᴀᴏ3 ⋆*･ﾟ ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀᴍ

You’ve never felt this small before.

One of the most feared men in the galaxy is between your legs, holding you so softly and carefully as if you might shatter at any moment. Such a tactile man, hardened from years of battle, now rightfully in your arms, rightfully claiming you, in such a manner nothing else could’ve been destined.

“Oh…” It’s just a simple sigh, a gentle commendation of his slow, concentrated strokes with his tongue. You want to say more, tell Boba how good it feels, how good he’s making you feel, but you’re rendered to a simple blubber and string of words that pathetically make up fractured sentences and pleasant, flimsy moans. He rumbles between your thighs, the vibrations sending a shiver down your legs and making your toes curl every so slightly. You dig a heel into his shoulder.

Boba pulls away from your sopping cunt, swiping his tongue over his lips to gather your lingering taste there, and gazes up. His stare is surprisingly unusually sweet. Unusually tender.

“How are you feeling, little one?” He asks you, rubbing the pads of his thumbs over your inner thighs, tantalizingly close to your outer lips. A hiss uncoils out of your tongue and your chest heaves with a heavy breath. Boba waits patiently.

“Really good, Boba.” You even make the gesture and effort to lean your body onto one hand instead of both, taking the free one to hold his cheek. The merciless bounty hunter melts in your hold; he turns his head to leave a firm kiss on your palm. Then your thumb. Then your index. He kisses each tip of your finger as you compose your next thoughts. “I feel really good.”

Something of a grin reaches his lips; it isn’t one typical of a regular man, but it’s a characteristically hardened expression that means all the more to you. It means he’s grateful, savoring each moment he has with you. Your heart swells and arousal pools.

He returns to the task beforehand; easy strokes of his tongue ease you back into the feeling before he trails a hand up, closer to your entrance where he hasn’t been before. As you feel the tip of the first knuckle undulate small, contained circles, you squeal quietly. Boba perks up.

“Do you want me to continue?”

It’s not a hard decision to make. You nod your head, adding a sweet ‘yes,’ voice just a little breather than before.

Boba’s hand glides over the top of your entrance, fingertips a phantom touch barely caressing your pussy, yet it’s enough to make you tremble. Then, he presses further. He makes his touch more purposeful.

Gathering dollops of wetness for a moment, rubbing the spend over one digit, before sliding it in slowly. Soothing yet nerve-wracking all the same.

But then, the finger is seated in you with little resistance. Little pain. You feel your warmth hug his appendage, keeping it firmly inside of you as you stretch just the slightest bit (yet more than you ever have), and sigh sweetly.

“Mm…” You hum, eyes fluttering close for a minute. The soft noise of praise you can’t distinguish and the featherlight peck on your inner thigh bring you back to the moment.

“Good job,” is all he says. Yet it’s all enough. You see in his gaze the fascination, the utter reverence in his stare that makes you want to curl up into yourself and scream into the sheets to never rise up again. But you keep your stare on him.

Boba lifts himself up, resting his knees between yours to spread you out further and join you on his expansive bed. As if you couldn’t relax any further, your shoulders practically sink into the mattress beneath you, and his eyes twinkle.

He must love this.

You’d hope so, at least.

“Hm, look at yourself, little one.” The praise sends you into another frenzy, breathing low in your stomach stagnated. “‘Getting stretched out nice and good. Taking my fingers like a good little princess.”

“Boba,” You sob quietly, feeling the digit sink deeper into you. Many times you’ve brought a release with your own fingers, but they’re nothing compared to his. Not as big, not as thick. He just manages to be gentle enough to leave you only slightly uncomfortable, yet the slow movement of his hand and wrist rocking back and forth, back and forth is already bringing you to the brink of orgasm.

Boba can feel it.

“How many fingers do you need, baby?”

You mouth something that he doesn’t seem to understand, instead deciding for you. His lips tickle the shell of your ear.

“Three?”

The only thing you can do is whine and rock your hips.

“Yeah, I think you do,” Boba answers his own question, pushing in a second finger with little resistance from your body and fucking you with his fingers steadily. “`Gonna need some stretching if you want me to deflower you.”

You just manage to stave off your orgasm until he gets a third finger in, leaving you positively soaked and stretched more than you’ve ever been before. Boba stays silent, breathing in his stomach while cradling the back of your head. His free hand tucks strands of hair behind your ear when you come down with soft sighs and hiccups. All the while, he talks; you’d never think he’d be talking in the bedroom as much as he does.

“Mm, you’re doing so well, little one.”

“Feeling okay? It’s okay if you can’t speak. Just nod, yes or no.”

“Nuh-uh. Just stay like that. Let me make this good for you.”

When you catch your breath, you see Boba’s already taken off the bottom part of his armor, leaving him just as bare as you. He meets you on the bed, pressing his knees on either side of your legs and resting your head on a plush pillow, bunching your hair to keep it out of your eyes. The simple considerate gesture has you reeling.

It’s still oddly blunt, nonetheless. Only the slimmest layer of sugary pleasantness coats his actions; you still see the hardened, rough, unrelenting man he is. But it’s in an entirely new light now. The roughness is all his way of handling you the way he wants, ensuring you’re satisfied and taken care of with no trace of unhappiness left in your body. In the determination, there is thoughtfulness.

Boba lines up the head of his cock at your entrance, forcing your chin to stop looking at where your bodies will meet and inevitably join and instead into his eyes.

“I’ll make you feel good, little one. I promise.” He seals the guarantee with a sweet kiss, holding your chin to angle your face properly. 

When he pulls away, he pushes barely an inch forward and you gasp, suddenly strung tight by nerves.

He’s incredibly gentle. But he doesn’t go slow.

The thick girth of his cock stretches your pussy out, even more than his fingers, unrushed and carefully, despite how taut he keeps his stomach. As you observe his face, you begin to question if Boba is even breathing.

Despite his caution and gingerly stretch, there’s still a twinge of pain that rushes through you. It’s washed, practically doused and drenched by your own arousal, your own wetness, and the deep, low, perpetual throbbing in your lower stomach.

Boba presses his forehead to yours and you finally hear him let out a deep exhale.

“That’s it,” he praises with a groan when you involuntarily clench, finally processing the new sensations all throughout your body.

Suddenly, you’re whining and hiding your face in his shoulder when he pulls out slightly, the slick link of your bodies causing a slight difficulty to disconnect. As he presses back in, your words are pathetically gracious, pure reverence as you take only a fraction of all Boba has to give you. One day you’ll be able to take it all. This is just the beginning. But this is already so much. So much you might just cry.

It’s still incredibly difficult to process that he not only chose you, but let you choose him.

So you whine out,

“Thank you.”

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[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

* I asked you guys what you wanted to see next, and half of you said baby number 3 😳 so here it is.*

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yourusername Baby Harlow number 3 ❤️🥺

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jackharlow 🥺❤️

champagnepapi Jack said fuck it 😂 congrats fam

jackharlow 😬😬

druski2funnny FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!

druski2funnny I’m going to be godfather y’all

urbanwyatt 🥺🥺🥺

neelamthadhani Another baby 🥳 so excited

yourbestiename Can finally share all the pictures I’ve taken of you and your bump ❤️

yourusername Urb has taught you good because you’ve been taking all my good angles

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jackharlow 3 👶🏻 ❤️

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brysontiller Congrats 🥳

dojacat Y’all really not wrapping it up out here huh. Congratulations tho ❤️

theestallion 🥺 my baby always looks hot but her pregnant just hits different 🥵

jackharlow Can agree to that

mamamaggieharlow I’m so happy I get to be grandma for the 3rd time 🥺❤️

yourusername 🫶🏻🥺 You’re the best we love you

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claybornharlow My niece or nephew is cooking in there ❤️❤️ came to annoy her a little bit

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yourusername Cooking 💀😂 btw, you never annoy me, I enjoy everyone’s company especially when my man is on tour.

jackharlow Don’t annoy her, she’ll take it out on me later.

yourusername 🤨

jackharlow Kidding baby 😘

druski2funnny He’s not kidding y/n! Beat his ass!!!!!!!

urbanwyatt For someone who’s been wanting to be godfather for some time now, you really stirring the pot when Jack can change his mind 💀😂

druski2funnny 😞 They can’t take it back, they promised, it’s on paper. Don’t make me get my lawyers now.

yourusername 💀

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yourbestiename My baby mamiii looking so sexy even while pregnant 🥵😍

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princeroyce ❤️

badbunnypr 3? Wow 😮 si Que le están echando ganas. Felicidades hermanita 🫶🏻

yourusername LMAAAO NO TENEMOS TELE POR ESO 😉 💀

badbunnypr Te compró una si quieres 😂

yourbestiename Biiitchhhh hahhahaha

normani The cutest pregnant mama ever ❤️

jackharlow 🥵🥵🥵

yourbestiename Sit down boy

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druski2funnny Jack sends me this pictures and says “you ready godfather” the way I yelled and ate shit on how excited I got 😂 happy for these fuckers. 📸 @ urbanwyatt

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jackharlow 😂 I wanted to see you eat shit

yourusername 😂😂😂😂

champagnepapi I got next kid

yourusername Anything for you Drakey Pooh 🤎

jackharlow Babe stop calling him that 🙄

yourusername I always call him that and he has never told me to stop, so you chill.

champagnepapi Listen to the pregnant lady Jack

urbanwyatt ❤️I took this one so 🙃

urbanwyatt Also wished someone would’ve recorded you eating shit 💀😂😂

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TRANSLATION

“Si que le están echando ganas, felicidades hermanita” : You guys are going in, congratulations little sister

“No tenemos tele por eso” : We don’t have a tv that’s why.

“Te compro una si quieres” : I’ll buy you one if you want.

In my family, whenever someone would have kids back to back, we would always use that saying, “es Que no tenemos tele” or “cómprense tele” or “para Que tienen tele si no la miran”

Which translates to

“We don’t have tv”

“Buy a tv”

“Why have a tv if you guys don’t watch it”

Basically trolling and saying “damn y’all don’t have a tv, y’all just be having sex out of boredom, watch tv or something”

[boysbeloving]

10 Fandoms, 10 Characters, 10 tags

tagged by @ahdriking thanks babe! Sorry this is super late!

okay....i might not hit 10? lol but i've also cheated twice 🙃

the following list is in no particular order

Supernatural: Castiel

Yes, yes yes...SPN...sorry...but Cas really is VERY close to my heart...the journey this angel goes through...learning about humanity...learning with humanity...and everything Cas experiences on earth with and without the Winchesters (Misha's portrayal of Cas definitely adds to why Cas is my fav)

2. Queer As Folk: Brian Kinney

This bitch istg...so i watched QAF after it ended and it was during a very difficult/tumultuous/uncertain time of my life...and then having Brian enter my life made it worse 🙃 (in the best possible ways)...He's so annoying, so rude, so slutty, so hurt, so alone...and i just...want to tell him that it's okay to love...okay to feel hurt...okay to reach out...okay to ask for help...no one will think any less of him...'you'll always be young, you'll always be beautiful, you're brian kinney for fuck's sake' okay i'm gonna go cry brb

3. Spirited Away: Haku

He dragon

4. Howl's Moving Castle: Howl and Sophie

They are BRILLIANT!!! as individuals and as a couple...love them so so much...their combined badassery is unparalleled...Howl will be a dramatic bitch and Sophie would be like 'i gotta go save my dramatic bitch'...also..Howl SO gets pegged by Sophie (i know she told me)

5. Kuroshitsuji: Sebastian Michaelis

uuuufffffff.....he's the devil....what more can i say....

6. Goblin: Goblin

okay when eun tak writes 'he has a sad smile' and they ACTUALLY run a montage of his sad smiles...bestie i died....i cried SO MUCH during THAT scene (no spoilers)...he's immortal, he's so done with your shit, he's hurt, he's in pain, he's burdened with life and all you want to do is hold this immortal being and rock him back and forth (also Gong Yoo ssi is just phenomenal...if you haven't watched it then please watch this kdrama)

7. Moon Lovers: Wang So

another hurt man....wow i have a type don't i...it's the 'i can fix/fuck/accept/love him' trope...he was never accepted for who he was, never loved, and it's this lack of familial love in the formative years of his life that fill him with unimaginable rage...and how he still simply moves forward...he achieves a lot later in life (but at what cost uuuffff)...i love the angst....right up my alley...(Lee Joon Gi the actor you are...again please watch this kdrama if you haven't already)

8. Kinnporsche: Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakul

*waves hand* this entire blog is effectively dedicated to the man...just check my pinned post lol

9. The Untamed: Lan Wangji and Xue Yang

okay...wow...Lan-zhan <333 (i know i'm not supposed to call him that, only one person has the right hehehee)....his stoicism, his no-nonsense persona, his pride, his sophisticated rebellion, his loud and proud declaration of love (and it's not words....it's his actions), his hair, just everything <33 (and the absolute gremlin Wang Yibo portrays him in the live action....boyo!!! it's whiplash y'all hheeehehe...and yibo is my baby btw)

AND Xue Yang...he's one of the villains....he appeared on screen and i was like 'this one....i'm gonna take this one'

so ya...i like one of the heroes and one of the villains...i got range y'all...i got range...hhheehehe

okay now to tag others...do i even talk to 10 people here? hahhahaha i'm not sure lol....but here we go (as always please do this only if you feel like doing it!)

@sereinartemishan @discluded @rainbowcolored7 @aayuthaezhuthu @skamskada @domsaysstuff @mickolo @deliciouswastelandgoddess @matan4il @nattaphum

and anyone else who wants to do this!

[134340am]

dont worry! i woke up and my stuff for monday was moved so today in working on my comic con prop and then imma watch some more aot 😌 patiently waiting for armin to get a haircut

animal crossing — i managed to get the museum and both the stores and i got the dlc so i managed to get the job available to me but then i lost momentum ;-; haven’t touched it in a long time since then

jjk 0 — i too don’t understand the after credits i assumed it was gojo telling him about itadori but i have no idea

writing — i found a cute list of prompts i might use :3 i just have a fear of writing a character thats so ooc ;-; that’s a big fear but i believe i got this 😌

i hope you enjoy your love island!! and that tomorrow is a better day <3 sending you good vibes and a hug - :)

prop? :-O what r u making!

omg armin with long hair is sweet and cute but armin with short hair is sexy and dangerous... i literally couldn't stop staring at him and rewinding his scenes to look at his face......... ack not my proudest moment HAHHAHAHA but i'm hoping you're enjoying aot so far!

ah i was wondering if i should get the dlc! it looks so fun and it unlocks so many cool features on ur main island too ; ; but i think the 2.0 update made everything super overwhelming so maybe start slow... like idk gifting ur villagers everyday and catching bugs :'-) excited to see ur kidcore island when it takes shape!!!

re: jjk0 ahhhh i see! that makes sense lol i was thinking gojo was there to tell yuuta off for fraternising with the enemy (and to wipe the crumbs off his face <3 so so so cute hehe)

prompts are fun to write with hehe it means i don't need to use my brane (as much) when thinking up what to write ヾ(•ω•`)o you got this babe!!!

thank you for the hug, m squeezing you back as tight as i can <3 you sound like you have a packed day ahead of you so go get to it and have fun! take care bub ~

[yacoka]

shut the hell up i'm so SOFT AND DJNDJDND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH DJNDND THANK YOU AI 💕💕💕

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𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 - thank you so much for commissioning me stinky lyra!!! i hope you like it <3 if you like what you see want to leave a tip/comm me, just click on the appropriate links :-) more notes at the bottom

𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 - @forgetou​

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𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 - tsukishima kei x yachi hitoka x gn!reader

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 - 1034

yachi is in the middle of preparing dinner when you and tsukishima crash through the front door.

“ugh, all my stuff is wet,” the blond grumbles.

 he kicks his damp shoes off by the genkan before shuffling further into the apartment, rubbing the spot on his head where he had bumped it yet again against the doorframe. meanwhile, you’re struggling to untangle yourself from tsukishima’s windbreaker and the straps of your backpack. yachi rushes over to help. 

“leave your things by the fan! it’ll dry faster,” she calls out to tsukishima. 

you hear his bag hit the ground, and the shower starts up immediately after. yachi has to help pluck the green jacket off of you before you’re able to dump your wet belongings on the floor.

“oh, why did it have to rain so suddenly?” you mourn.

wet hair is plastered to your face, obscuring your field of vision. yachi giggles as she parts it so that you can see. her soft fingertips (except the rough one that she had burnt making takoyaki last week) brush against your skin gently and you smile.

“i’m home.”

“welcome back.”

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[emsvegetables]

“some akaashi and bokuto boyfriend hcs please? I love the one you did with kuroo and iwaizumi!!!”

ahhh thank you!!!!!!! ofc!!! hope you enjoy heh!!

Akaashi:

* This man!!!!

* He has a soft side, reserved just for you.

* The only three things he calls you is “Doll”, “Love” and your name.

* He loves calling you “Love”!!!! It just makes him think of how domestic it sounds.

* You know how Akaashi rarely smiles?

* Well, all his smiles are saved for you.

* Whenever you talk to him, there’s just this big, silly smile on his face.

* “(Y/N)!!! You’re so cool! You’re making Akaashi smile all the time!”

* “Bokuto-san, be quiet.”

* He loves to hold hands with you.

* When he walks you to school in the morning, he always laces his fingers with yours, nothing said between the both of you.

* When you visit him at practice, he always smiles when you shout your cheers at him when he does a set properly.

* He also comes find you when he’s on his break!!!!

* “Are you cold? Do you need anything?”

* He always cares about your wellbeing, that’s just the kind of guy he is.

* He’s also a gentleman.

* He opens doors for you when you go on dates, pull out chairs for you if you haven’t sat down already, and when your shoelaces are untied?? You bet this baby is kneeling down to help you tie it.

* He’s just so sweet!!!! And he expects nothing from you because that’s just the kind of person he is!

* He will call you in the night when he sees that you’re still awake, and talk with you about random things until you fall asleep.

* He also makes sure you take care of yourself!

* He will pull you aside and feeds you when he sees that you’ve studied for too long.

* He will give you chocolate when he sees that you’re stressed out.

* He will insist you drink water when he notices you haven’t been drinking.

* He will hug you and whisper his reassurances in your ear when you need him to.

* He’s protective, but he hides it really well.

* You came to cheer him on at one of his games, and gazed over the railings on on the second floor, smiling down at him.

* He smiles back, but his eyes narrow when he spots a guy approaching you.

* He instantly asks Bokuto whether he can leave warmups for a while, and quickly runs up when Bokuto gives him a thumbs-up.

* “(Y/N?)”

* You smile at him, a relieved look flashing across your face.

* “Who’s this?” the guy will ask you with a sneer in his tone.

* “Her boyfriend,” Akaashi will state plainly, and glare at the guy with a dead look in his eyes,” and who are you? Wait. Don’t answer that. You’re just a creep harassing a girl that clearly doesn’t want to talk to you.”

* His savage side comes out whenever he’s jealous!!!!!

* When the guy slinks off, because nobody can win against Akaashi in a roast fight, Akaashi will smile softly at you, and ask if you’re alright.

* When you nod and smile at him, he pecks a kiss in your cheek, before running back down to continue his warmups.

* HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Bokuto:

* He is an energetic mess for you.

* “Babe” and “Baby” are his constants for what he calls you, “Dear” if he’s feeling extra soft!

* He loves to see you and hold you!!!

* Whenever he sees you in the hall, he’s running towards you, pulling you into a tight hug.

* “BABY!!!! I missed you!!!!”

* And then he slings an arm around your shoulder and grins at you.

* This man is the type that radiates warmth.

* If you’re cold, he instantly hugs you, or he pulls your arms into his pocket.

* Or he plops his jacket over you.

* When you go on dates, he insists on walking on the side that is closer to the road, because he says he wants to protect you.

* Or maybe Kuroo told him that it was a cool thing to do.

* He’s very touchy, and some part of him must be attached to you whenever you guys are together.

* You’re either holding hands, or he’s slinging his arm over your shoulder, or he’s resting his head on yours!

* He will do anything for you.

* You feel like eating ice cream?

* He’s running to the store barefooted before it closes.

* You have period cramps?

* He’s asking you what he can do to make you feel better, and running a hot bath for you.

* You’re stressed because of studies?

* He’s pulling you into bed and cuddling you, and when you fall asleep he slips out of bed and makes the most wonderful meal for you that awaits you when you wake up.

* He’s not that possessive, but he gets protective when he feels the need to.

* He goes to the toilet before one of his games, and you’re waiting outside for him.

* When he comes out, he sees a guy standing in front of you, talking to you.

* “(Y/N)!!!!”

* He’s immediately slinging his arms around your shoulder, and staring at the guy.

* When it’s obvious that guy won’t go away, Bokuto’s happy go lucky energy will instantly change.

* He’s staring down the guy with this fierceness in his eyes, challenging him to do something.

* When the guy eventually goes away, Bokuto will smile brightly at you and walk you to the stands, before pressing a kiss to your lips and telling you to cheer him on during the game, and runs down to complete his warmups on the court.

* Bonus:

* His team is playing against that dude that wouldn’t go away just now.

* You can bet his hands “accidentally” keep aiming for that dude.

* He “accidentally” spikes the ball too hard and it lands straight on the guy’s crotch.

i hope you like it!!! I’m so sorry if it’s a little messy hahhahaha

[calpicowater]

Week 39/53: September 21st - September 27th 2020 | My 24th Birthday 🎂

It’s that time of the year again... libra season began so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (!!!!!!) BUT oof this was one of the toughest and busiest weeks that I’ve had in a really long time lol. The shitty weather all week did not help. I was running between two jobs and also I was working during the day for 2/3 days of my birthday celebrations (I was running on 4 hours of sleep on Friday and then 3 hours on Saturday.... I was DEAD..........)

On Friday, I went to eat Hai Di Lao with Betty, Wing, Shelly, and Shelly’s partner Taylor. YAY PT OAKRIDGE REUNION!!!! We ordered 3 soup bases: spicy, tomato, and bone broth!! We had a clear water “broth” for the 4th square and we just used it to wash our chopsticks......... LMFAO WTF. We kind of over ordered lol (lots of meats/shrimp paste!!!! + deep fried pork + brown sugar rice cakes :P) Tbh I don’t really remember what I ate lol it was impossible to take photos of everything) I was the last person standing and I tried so hard to finish everything but there was still so much noodle and vegetables left </3 It was super yum though!!!!!! Betty got me a mango mousse birthday cake w jelly and Hai Di Lao staff literally came out with it with a neon sign and a speaker playing birthday songs LMAO (this will make more sense on video pls stay tuned for my high production vlog ---not rly). I had like 3 staff singing it to me JHJFKJS it was so extra and awkward but it was also very kind of them LOL,,,,,,,, 服务好到位呀哈哈哈哈哈........ After hot pot, we went to Shelly’s house and played Uno and I kept losing and Wing kept bullying me!!!!! >:’( But otherwise it was a really good night despite a horrible day at work and dreading to have to go back the next day (lmfao)!! I was really happy hehehe. Thank you Betty for the cake + Sephora gift card + the Violet Voss palette!!!!! Such nice eyeshadows shades and texture :’) Also thank you Shelly for the 10 perfume samples!!!! 本来是朋友叫我出来玩的结果个个给我送礼物陪我过生日😭有点幸福

On Saturday, I was literally dead so my energy level was really really low. I went to celebrate with Vicky. The place that we wanted to go to had an one hour wait but I was really hungry so we just went to somewhere else (Hanok) and the food wasn’t even that yum (or maybe I just ordered the wrong thing but how do you fuck up spicy seafood noodle SOBS)... hindsight we should have just waited because the food from the first place was probably a lot better... ripperoni. Vicky gave me a really cute card as she always does! Also a lychee rose cake from One Cake Boutique!!!! Thank you Vicky!!! :’) 

On the actual day of my birthday, I finally caught up on sleep!!!!! I went to celebrate it with my favourite person my girlfriend (hehe obviously) <3 This year bb got me a matcha mousse cake covered with 99328935 fruits... that was SO yum. I STAN!!!!! Bb also gave me another bouquet (it’s pink this time) even though I just got one two weeks ago T_T LOL so nice. This year’s birthday gift is insane... I was just eating cake and then suddenly babe came out of the room with a huge box and it was a keyboard piano with a stand and stool??? UM WHAT JHJKSFHKSF I WAS SO SURPRISED WTF T___T this is literally such a big gift and something that I’ve wanted for so long I can’t believe bb got it for me JKKJAHFSKJ I don’t even deserve it ;_; I WILL KEEP AND TREASURE IT FOREVER :’( Also thank you bb for the cutest birthday card ever with cutest drawings HAHHAA including an adorable family portrait; and thank you for my favourite snacks: calpico water, fire noodles, 3 flavours of hi-chew, Haribo gummies and hello panda cookies!! So yum! (see row 4 pic 1 for last year’s gifts from bb hahhahaha note the similarities--- calpico water/fire noodles/card but also nice pens that I still use all the time and the uniqlo shirt&sweater that I love and wear always ^^) 

For my birthday dinner, we were supposed to go to 1931 Gallery Bistro but they closed early for training LOOOOL </3 out of all the days of the year........ sobs. So we went to Yadori to eat their premium oden pot with lots of fish cakes, tofu, seafood etc. We had to wait AN HOUR for it though....... so sad. But the food was pretty good! Especially the fish cakes section that we both stanned very much. I also loved drinking their soup! In the end it was still a really great birthday despite the restaurant mishaps LMAO. If I had learned ANYTHING from this week, it’s that we really cannot go anywhere without a reservation anymore. Thank you babe for spending another birthday with me and for everything you do for me and all the nice things you gift me ;;; !! I love them all so much~ ❤️❤️❤️ My birthdays are always 1000x better with you in it ^3^ hehehe.

[babiesdreams]

We love a confident woman 😉😉

What did you do today??? My day is almost over I think I’ll take 2 days off after this meeting 😂😂😂 I don’t want anyone contacting me from my real life 😂😂😂

- 🫐

Hahhahaha I'm not, I just know how fragile old men usually are, this bitch it's not scared of dilfs.

And I studied, sended some mails to professors and finished writing chapter 1 so I did a lit of things. And I wanna dance now to like get some energy.

Also take as many days off as you need babe 💓💓

[swagmaster-camilla]

All the odd numbers for the unusual asks!

its a long boi

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?SoundCloud out of these but I usually use apple music

3. what color are your eyes?Grey??? Blue/green??? idk 

5. what is your relationship status?single praise the lord i just got out of a long term relo that was getting toxic af

7. what color hair do you have?its blonde but naturally brown

9. where do you shop?mainly op shops, asos and factorie :-)

11. favorite social media account?big instagram energy13. any siblings?nope, only child15. favorite snapchat filter?THE MAN ONE17. how many times a week do you shower?at least 14, i am germaphobic and emetophobic and its flu season lolol 

19. shoe size?821. sandals or sneakers?sneakers, i have an unhealthy obsession

23. describe your dream datelook i love a good tinder kum & go25. what color socks are you wearing?white with neon nike ticks 

27. do you have a job? what do you do?umm i study physiotherapy full time but i help mum out at work sometimes so assistant funeral director i guess29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?thinking student debt would be a fun idea

31. 3 favorite boy namesbig j energy, love me fuckboys 33. favorite actor?matt damon LOL i named my cat after him

35. who is your celebrity crush?matt damon,,,

37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?i literally hate reading so much 39. do you have a nickname? what is it?umm most people call me G or GG

41. top 10 favorite songshyperreal - flumedancing in the moonlight - toploaderocean drive - duke dumontworking for it - skrillex x zhu x theychicken soup - skrillex & habstractcore - rl grimeguillotine - golden featuresdank fantasy - kanye westsculpted - tobiahsraf - asap mob

43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)used to be dry as fuck bc roaccutane but now its kinda normal!45. how many kids do you want?big fat 047. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)at home and uni, i both have little 1 bed apartments49. what was the last compliment you received?genuinely can’t remember babes 51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?probably like 4-5?? i had mean older cousins lol 

53. opinion on smoking?i smoke but i wish i didn’t, please don’t ever start..55. what is your dream job?exercise physiologist! 57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?bitch yes im poor59. do you smile for pictures?sometimes i guess, i’m really self conscious about my teeth though61. have you ever peed in the woods?no wtf63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?wouldn’t know, i can’t eat gluten65. what do you wear to bed?pyjamas????67. what are your hobbies?bro i’m literally on simblr HAHHAHAHA69. do you play an instrument?piano!

71. tea or coffee?look, if i don’t have an almond milk latte in my hand i’m probably dead

73. do you want to get married?i like the idea of marriage, but i honestly don’t see myself getting to that level with anyone. i like being on my own

75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?i wouldn’t no, men don’t own me and my last name is rare

77. do you miss anyone right now?nah79. do you believe in ghosts?if i did, work at the funeral home would be a problem hahah so no81. last person you called?one of my mates

83. regular oreos or golden oreos?again, cant eat gluten so don’t know sorry haha85. what shirt are you wearing?it’s just a striped t shirt haha87. are you outgoing or shy?a bit of both??? depends if im drunk hahaha89. do you like your neighbors?BIG NO!!!!! THEY LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC BASS BOOSTED ALL FUCKJING NIGHT EVERY NIGHT I WANT TO SLEEEP SO BAD91. have you ever been high?i refuse to answer this its illegal lmao

93. last thing you ate?i made taco meat and just ate it from the pan lmao

95. summer or winter?winter omfg i HATE australian summers so much

97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?dark, i’m lactose intolerant

99. what is your zodiac sign Taurus! 

[darling-i-fancy-you]

get to know me

I was tagged by the very sweet @nessa007 to do this tag so here we go! 

Rules: Tag ten tumblrs you want to get to know

Name: Sam

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Scorpio

Height: 5′7″

Middle name: Louise

Put your itunes on shuffle… what are the first six songs that pop up?:

1. Liability - Lorde

2. Want You Back - Haim

3. Gorgeous - Taylor Swift

4. Call It What You Want - Taylor Swift

5. Clean - Taylor Swift

6. Sign of the Times - Harry Styles

Grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 23. what does line 17 say?:

'Erm,’ I say, confused by what he’s doing. - Some Kind of Wonderful by Giovanna Fletcher

When was the last time you played air guitar? Oh man, I couldn’t tell you! Probably drunk at some club recently I imagine.

Who is your celebrity crush? My true babe, Joe Keery. I also have a crush on KJ Apa, Jake Johnson and Andy Samberg. 

What’s a sound you love? Thunder and cracks of lightening, the sound of snow under soft footfall or crunchy leaves. 

and hate? The sound of socks rubbing against carpet or any kind of material really rubbing against a carpet. 

Do you believe in ghosts?: I believe in otherworldly things, things that we can’t see or can’t explain but then I watch Buzzfeed Unsolved and I always side with Shane! 

Do you drive and if so, have you ever crashed?: I haven’t started learning yet so nope!

What was the last book you read?: Well I’m currently reading Giovanna Fletcher’s new book Some Kind of Wonderful, I’m only around 50 pages in though yet! I think the last book I read all the way through was a re-read of Stardust which I just absolutely love and it’s one of my favourite books ever!

Do you like the smell of gasoline?: Makes me a little sick honestly. 

What was the last movie you saw?: I watched 101 Dalmatians last night! 

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?: I trapped a nerve in my back when I was younger after I fell from someone else’s back who was giving me a piggy back. It was honestly some of the worst pain of my life and then I did it again a few years later after I dropped my mobile in the middle of a busy road and bent down so quickly to pick it up that I trapped the nerve again. 

Do you have any obsessions right now?: Taylor Alison Swift the light of my life, Steve Harrington the King of my Heart, Brooklyn Nine Nine and the wonderful cast who are the sun in my sky. 

Do you tend to hold grudges against people?: hahhahaha yes

In a relationship?: Nope I’m not!

I tag, @ju-gg, @jugandbettsdetectiveagency, @lusterrdust, @thekillingquill, @tasteofswallowedwords, you guys don’t have to do this just tagging cause I don’t know who else to tag! 

[ginaloveszero]

soumako for the 50 OTP thingssss

AAA SOUMAKOS!! And omfg anon you sent this so long ago and I’m getting to it now i’M SORRY!!! I think you were supposed to send me a number too but I love these two so much so I’ll just do them all LOL I’ll put it under a read-more

Pls don’t kill me if the shit I say doesn’t line up with how you (you in general, not you anon specifically LOL) hc them. Okay go!

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl? - Hmm... I can honestly imagine them both staying up late but then in the mornings, it fluctuates between Sousuke getting up early and bugging Makoto to wake up and Makoto waking up early and like, cuddling Sousuke until he wakes up. 

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon? - I’M LITERALLY GOING TO ANSWER THAT I SEE THEM BOTH DOING EVERYTHING FOR ALL OF THESE LMFAO. I can see them both being little spoons and big spoons. Sousuke as a little spoon makes my heart warm. (Esp since people think that just because he’s the “bigger” one, he should be on top/dominant for everything. Fuck that.) 

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle? - Makoto totally hogs the cover and they both like to cuddle! 

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses? - MAKOTO WAKING SOUSUKE UP WITH KISSES THO. One one of those days where they slept in a bit and have time to goof around, Makoto will softy pepper Sousuke’s face with sleepy kisses hehe

5. Who usually has nightmares? - Both. Makoto I can see dreaming about the ocean and maybe about that time at camp when everyone nearly drowned and Sousuke I can see having nightmares about his shoulder or just thinking that he failed. (Or maybe he has one of those dreams where he’s a successful swimmer and he wakes up happy but then it comes crashing down.) 

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? - I can see Sousuke having thoughts in the middle of the night. And maybe sometimes he’ll wake up Makoto to ask him stupid shit LOL I can see Makoto just zoning out during the day and stopping whatever he’s doing to think of things. 

7. Who sweats the small stuff? - Makoto for sure.

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas? - Hmm.... Both? Depending on the weather? But overall I can kind of see Sousuke sleeping in his boxers and Makoto in pjs.

9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)? - Sousuke likes his coffee and Makoto likes his tea.

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour? - Makoto for sure likes sweet!! I don’t think both of them would like sour things. 

11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies? - Well we know Makoto probably wouldn’t like horror LOL And since Sousuke knows this, he makes sure to avoid it when they watch movies together even though Sousuke doesn’t really mind horror. (Imagine the googly eyes the first time they watch a romance movie oh my gOD)

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol? - They’re both tol and that’s what I love about this ship. Kind of honestly really getting annoyed at the over exaggerated height/size differences between ships in general tbh

13. Who is considered the scaredy cat? - MAKOTO HAHAHHAHA But once Makoto scared Sousuke so good and he still laughs about it.

14. Who kills the spiders? - Sousuke

15. Who is scared of the dark? - Makoto obv

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms? - Makoto. Sousuke holds him tighter during really bad ones. 

17. Who works/ Who stays at home? - They both work! Honestly, I live for the “they both become coaches for kids” au 

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? - Omg Makoto is a cat person for sure but he loves dogs too! Sousuke loves dogs and is a bit wary towards cats but that’s because he doesn’t really know how to approach them or handle them. (Dude, imagine Makoto coaxing Sousuke to hold a tiny kitty and Sousuke does and the kitty meows softly and starts purring and nuzzling Sousuke and Sousuke doesn’t know what to do with himself because god daMN that’s fucking cute!)

19. Who loves to call the other one cute names? - They both do! I can see them calling each other sweetheart and Sousuke calls Makoto babe or baby because he knows it makes him turn so red. 

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? - They switch. Because why should they have to limit themselves towards one role? :   )))))

21. Who has an obsession (over anything)? - Makoto likes cute things and Sousuke? Hmm.... I can see him being obsessed over fitness and muscles and stuff.

22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day? - Can I say Sousuke? I really like the idea of Sousuke doing all this mushy shit for his bab.

23. Who asks who out on the first date? - Oooooh. I’m gonna go with Sousuke!

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? - Both???? They both have conversations where they talk and listen to each other?

25. Who wears the other ones clothes? - Since they’re both pretty much the same size, they can share a wardrobe LOL Makoto likes to steal Sousuke’s shirts.

26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food? - I’d say they go in cycles but Sousuke is the one that tries to eat healthy when he can. 

27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower? - Both have the tendency to do both! Imagine shower duets omfg

28. Who is the book worm? - Makoto

29. Who is the better cook? - Omg Sousuke for sure.

30. Who likes long walks on the beach? - Both! And when they do, Sousuke is walks on the side closest to the ocean.

31. Who is more affectionate? - They both are! At least, in private I think they would be. In public, they’d probably tone it down a little but they probably let little things slip to annoy their friends.

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation? - Both!

33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt? - Oh my god.... Sousuke in a sin t-shirt omg. Makoto and his angelic face in a not guilty shirt. (Although I can imagine Makoto in a sin shirt too lmao)

34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt? - HOLY FUCK THIS IS PERFECT FOR THEM LMFAO! SOUSUKE TOTALLY WEARS THE IF LOST SHIRT AND MAKOTO WOULD WEAR THE “I AM MAKOTO” SHIRT!

35. Who goes overboard on the holidays? - Makoto for sure!

36. Who is the social media addict? - I can see Makoto getting into all that. He makes himself an instagram account and just follows all the cat pages.

37. Height difference or age difference? - It’s funny cause their birthdays are kind of close and they’re also close in height. I’m gonna say neither. I like them the way they are. 

38. Who likes to star gaze? - Makoto.

39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside? - SOUSUKE HAHHAHAHA

40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent? - I think it would depend on the situation but I can totally see Makoto being responsible and Sousuke being the “”fun” one.

41. Who cries during sad movies? - Makoto (and Sousuke too but he’s better at hiding it)

42. Who is the neat freak? - Sousuke omf

43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one? - AAAA THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! I would say Sousuke but the thought of Makoto giving a giant stuffed animal to a blushing Sousuke is too cute of a thought to pass up!

44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? - They’re both active but they can both be lazy as well? Idk, I can see both of them being either. 

45. Who is more likely to get drunk? - Makoto since he rarely drinks.

46. Who has the longer food order? - Sousuke on his cheat days LOL

47. Who has the more complex coffee order? - I can see Sousuke drinking a really simple coffee but I can also see him having a long af order too so idk.

48. Who loses stuff? - Makoto LOL

49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger? - Both depending on who’s up for it at the time.

50. Who is the hopeless romantic? - Both for sure!! I think Makoto would be more vocal about it?

THIS WAS FUN LMFAO! THANK YOU ANON!!

[andpegqy]

Woah I said Jungkook when I meant to say Jun....oops. Last message was from your lovely boyfriend Jun whose phone auto corrected his name to Jungkooks

babe,,, why must you be like this HAHHAHAHA

[nattinatalia]

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yourusername You think I’m cute 🥰

urbanwyatt I think you’re annoying

cozane That she is

yourusername AVATAR LOOKING ASS HEAD, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!! @ cozane

druski2funnny HAHHAHAHA

jackharlow dying 😂

yourbestiename Pinche cabrona you don’t hold back 😂😂😂

yourusername He’s always coming for me, he’s the annoying one 😏

urbanwyatt I mean…. both of you are kind of annoying…

cozane 🙄

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