#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST REMEMBERED WHY THEY USED SPOONS TOO. so my dad OBSESSIVELY quotes stuff right? it's the ADHD | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

b0amagination · 2 months ago

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Looked at this post earlier and said "nah I didn't do that" and just now unlocked a memory of a doctor play kit at the house of some extended family members. Whenever I was there I would find an excuse to sneak away from the Intense Ping Pong Games in the basement to the other room where they kept it so I could put on the fake bandages and play make believe that I was hurt.

And then try to get other people's attention so they'd come play hurt with me.

No idea why nobody was as invested in pretending to be in pain as I was.

When you were at school or at the playground playing those ~capture the other team~ games, were you an "oh no!! :((( :3c I am captured :( you got me! :))" kinda child or were you normal?

#whump community #i have a core whumper memory as a kid but didn't realize i also had a core whumpee memory #oh except for my bedtime routine of pretending I was in a factory where bears had to scoop my cartoon heart out of me #you know. that completely normal bedtime sleeping routine #it wasn't gruesome at all it was just the fabric hearts they put in build-a-bears. i was on a conveyor belt with a bunch of other folks #why the hell were bears in charge of taking our little fabric hearts? i can't figure that out.#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST REMEMBERED WHY THEY USED SPOONS TOO. so my dad OBSESSIVELY quotes stuff right? it's the ADHD #and a favorite of his at the time was from the 1990s robin hood movie that said “I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!”#“Why a spoon brother. Why not an axe?” “Because it's dull you twit it'll hurt more!”#the joke of course being that the spoon is so dull that it won't even work. but i did not understand this at the time #the words of sneck

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