#H'elluva Boss Spoilers

[radi0activesmile]

Welp. I watched five minutes of the new episode and then restarted so I could come over here and type out my thoughts. Because ho boi do I have feelings.

Oh shit. Blitz's really trying to communicate now.

Aaaand Stolas is being passive aggressive.

I'm not sure how canon Look My Way is... but since it featured the crystal I'm gonna say canon, and it grinds my gears that Stolas sang a whole song about understanding how closed off Blitz is... but now can't see that Blitz is trying to reach out to him in the only way he knows how to.

... A'ight. I have a tendency to try to see things from Blitz's perspective because Twitter treats Stolas like the world's most sympathetic woobi and Blitz like he's the only person on the show who does bad things, buuuut. Yeah. He's saying no, Blitz.

But I get it. Stolas wanted to talk to Blitz, and the second Blitz didn't understand or return his feelings, he threw him out. Now Blitz is the one trying to talk, and now Stolas won't have it. But still.

Is Verosika stalking Blitz? How does she know he and Stolas "broke up"?

Blitz saying he breaks up with people before it "gets serious" and that he's "doing everyonea favor" by breaking up with them before he disappoints them...

"When have I ever talked down to you" points to the first three minutes of Harvest Moon

... A'ight, Stolas is clearly having some PTSD from being told things similar to what was told to him when he was being tortured. That's fair. Understanding why he threw Blitz out immediately after hearing that now.

I always figured IMP told Stolas what happened at the festival. Woops.

... and after LooLooland, I figured he was just so used to people coming after him that it didn't phase him anymore.

Stolas. You sang an entire song about how Blitz has walls up and can't admit to things like this.

I really want that Horses howling at the moon mug.

OH SHIT MARTHA'S HOT.

.... So, I owe an apology to everyone who ever said Martha and Mayberry would hate fuck... because I didn't believe them. And now I feel silly.

Blitz sometimes spelling sorry correctly and sometimes not means he probably has dysgraphia. Headcanon accepted.

Verosika got hotter. I repeat. Verosika. Got. Hotter.

I guess he and Dennis hooked up again after episode 8.

Poor Dennis.

I want to brush Verosika's hair and tell her she's pretty.

And give her a hug.

And buy her things.

Bryce's voice is different in this song and I don't know how I feel about it.

I will be sad if they got Cristina Vee back and she only sings backup.

Blitz actually trying cuts deep into my soul.

Why can I just barely here Verosika?!

... Trying reeeeally hard to remain neutral over here but Blitz has now tried like five times as long as Stolas did that night.

Ps I don't believe there has never been anyone who ever hit on Stolas.

Blitz and Verosika reading any Twitter thread posted after an HB episode.

Shipping Blitz and Verosika over Stolitz.

THANK YOU WE GOT A VEROSIKA SONG.

Shoutout to all the Twitter people who were saying "BLITZ WILL NEVER LET STOLAS HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND JUST MOVE ON AND BE HAPPY. >:[[[[[["