#GunShooting

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नेशनल शूटिंग चैंपियनशिप में शताब्दी महाविद्यालय के छात्र ने लगाया कांस्य पर निशाना

डॉ. कर्णी सिंह शूटिंग रेंज नई दिल्ली में आयोजित छियासठवीं नेशनल शूटिंग चैंपियनशिप में डी.ए.वी. शताब्दी महाविद्यालय के छात्र प्रशांत धामा ने पचास मीटर थ्री पोजीशन राइफल शूटिंग में कांस्य पदक प्राप्त किया | प्रशांत धामा डी.ए.वी. महाविद्यालय के पत्रकारिता एवं जनसंचार प्रथम वर्ष में अध्ययनरत है |

इस अवसर पर महाविद्यालय की कार्यकारी प्राचार्या डॉ. विजयवंती ने छात्र को शुभकामनायें दीं और आगामी प्रतियोगिता में बेहतर प्रदर्शन करने के लिए आशीर्वाद दिया | शारीरिक शिक्षा एवं स्वास्थ्य विभागाध्यक्ष डॉ. नरेंद्र दुग्गल ने कहा कि छात्र काफी परिश्रमी है और यह उपलब्धि इसकी कड़ी मेहनत का परिणाम है | इस अवसर पर डॉ. जितेंद्र ढुल व पत्रकारिता विभाग के शिक्षक वीरेंद्र सिंह भी उपस्थित रहे |

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[bushbees]

coke bottle glasses and lab coat wearing 80-year-old man masquerading as a 30-year-old gymnast martial artist Clete Gunshoot

Welcome back Plug Strutt

[samwellthembo]

i was already hurting from the gift shop, but when the sidewinders showed up i fully lost it

screaming crying throwing up laughing

[chungledown-bimothy]

Clete has Plug Strutt voice

[kyotensive]

I might be crazy but am i the only one thought that ivan sounds like gouenji

[nexvius]

TW! Wataru Takagi !TW

[sethjarvy]

scott laughton alternative captain for the us team :')

[man-peach-reborn]

Clete Gunshoot

[suiana]

yandere! auctioneer x gn! reader

"800 million!"

"900 million!"

"900 calling once! calling twice! and... sold to the man in white top hat !"

the crowd sighs while the man in the top hat smirks triumphantly, happy with his item. the item being a small ruby heart stolen from the biggest bank vault in France.

yes, this was no normal bidding event. it was an underground bidding event, hosted illegally by thieves, corrupt people, even criminals! and our auctioneer for the night was none other than the infamous ringleader of the illegal bidding centre.

wanted by every country, he's committed countless crimes and escaped unscathed, leaving little clues to where or who he is. in fact, the only clue he's ever left at every crime scene was the title 'auctioneer'. no DNA, no traces, nothing. he was simply a master at escaping.

and he was also a master at taking things that weren't his.

soon, a cage covered by a red cloth gets pulled into the stage. the grand finale. everyone sits in anticipation, holding their breaths as some helpers carefully remove the red cloth. and there, sat a person, you.

"this is our final item for the night and it's none other than... the next heir to the biggest company in the world - y/n!"

the crowd cheers loudly, mouths watering in delight as you glare at all of them. yes, you had been kidnapped by the auctioneer. it was a mistake on your part. blindly trusting a random guy on the streets when he asked for your help... you should've known better than to follow him to a secluded area.

though what's done is done and now you can only hope for the best. that is... for him to bid on you. after all, you knew none of the people in this illegal auction den except for him. and he honestly wasn't that bad. maybe except for how his eyes would glint with desire and insanity at every mention of you... and the fact that he's a huge criminal and wanted in every country.

in the short time he had spent with you, you had come to learn that he had done lots of research on you. observing you since months ago, he practically knew you better than everyone else in your life. understanding why you did what you did and how your processed things. it was a little scary how he knew so much about you, but what terrified you even more is the fact that he has killed others for you.

from murdering those who wish to harm you, to those who want your affections. what..? didn't he want to sell you away?! but why would he do such a drastic thing?! whenever you inquired about his intentions with you, he'd merely smile, saying that it was for the auction. he couldn't possibly be sellin. you away when he'd kill people who tried courting you, would he?! he's not a sadistic bastard..! right?

so you waited with bated breath, hoping that he'd just stick his tongue out and laugh at the bidders, claiming you as his and that the final item of the night wasn't up for sale. though that was only wishful thinking. after all, how could you trust someone who commits crimes for fun?

"mm... I see you all are interested in my y/n... don't worry~ you'll get to bid on them... from hell~!"

he chirps as he snaps his fingers and the sound of gunshoots flood the auction hall. people scream in pain and terror while you sit in your comfortable cage, eyes wide as you stare at the massacre brought about by the guy who kidnapped you.

shit, he was truly crazy-! you inch away from him as he stalks towards your cage, steps heavy and menacing.

"no one is allowed to bid on you. you're mine. because how could I ever auction off the most priceless gem?"

he smiles sweetly at you, though that sweet smile conveys a more sinister feeling. a chill is sent up your spine as his face comes close to you, only the cage separating you from him.

"you're my priceless gem that I'll never auction off darling~ and this massacre is a gift from me to you~"

your eyes shake in fear as you go still in your place. shit, how would you ever escape this guy?!

"and you can't escape from me. ever~! or I'll bring you to another auction... and send another present your way~!"

ah.

so there was no escape.

[delmondo]

Making a new game called GunShoot tell me what you are thinking

[glitradora]

Imagine you are 30 years old

life is good - you and your 29 bestfriends own a gym together and all share the same birthday.

You only work out at night

Today is your birthday (date unspecified)

Instead of celebrating you're coming (backfliping at 15 miles and hour) to fuck up some assholes at one of your friends, Reggie, minumum wage job cause they tried to SHOOT him.

You're gonna fuck them up cause you all turned your dream (martial arts gynastics) into a reality (making gymnastics into a martial art)

the dude who tried to shoot your friend Reggie THROWS A GRANADE AT YOU

then you see the biggest mafia dude in the city GRAB THE GRANADE OUT OF THE AIR

you think that's insane next moment IT EXPLODES IN HIS HAND AND DOESN'T EVEN HURT HIM

you think wow that's the wildest thing you ever seen

then one of your best friends, Clete Gunshoot, starts speaking to this super hot Russian Lady about some crazy drug you all use for your gymnastic martial arts tricks (it's mixed into the comunal gatorade at the gym)

TURNS OUT FUCKING CLETE WAS LYING THE WHOLE TIME

HE IS NOT TURNING 30 TODAY

THIS FUCKER IS 80 YEARS OLD

it's probably not even his birthday today

Fucking Clete

[bushbees]

“Hey man relax” from an 80-year-old man posing as a 30-year-old gymnast martial artist is insane

[samwellthembo]

professor clete gunshoot blending in with a group of *only just today* 30 year olds like

[skuttlesstrawberry]

“Professor Gunshoot, who was masquerading as a 30 year old. Maybe a 30 year old, can’t be sure, seems 80.”

Why does that feel EVEN MORE insane this week???

[two-bit-socrates]

NEVER STOP BLOWING UP eepy sode 3 spoilers

Spoilers below the cut

due to disability reasons I fell asleep during the last bit around where 'Jeff' threw the grenade so I'm catching up

now we know how kingskin got his name :P

also everyone needs to leave jeff jack alone - he's pregnant and going through two divorces and can't tell a train from a building and worst of all HIS GAL PAL KINGSKIN HAS BEEN STEALING!

Also I'm glad west side story is finally being recognized for the action packed movie musical that it is. It's not gymnastic martial workouts it gymnastic martial ARTS! insert fake angry face.

I still have a few minutes left so I'm sure I'll be editing this.

EDIT: im going to be clete gunshoot when im 30 no one look at my bio no one do math one of is lying

[halevren]

Never Stop Blowing Up Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 3

I have plushie of one of my beloveds with me today. Very special! I also didn't realize it was 7pm already but I had perfect timing because I just made popcorn

HELLO ONE AND ALL

"You stopped the cameras right?" Nooooooo

I'm getting gender envy from Alex's hair style and it's. Awful because I'm currently trying to grow my hair out

I wonder if they need all the objects that they were given to get out of Never Stop Blowing Up. Maybe that's why the lights turn on and off. making that theory into its own post

I love this cast so much

crushing style

BLOW UP

So much blowing up already!!!!!!

PAULA

KINGSKIN IS STILL HOLDING HIM

OH GOD

I need Greg Stocks in ways that is concerning to feminism

"Going down?" I love you Jake

MORE BLOWING UP

uncle meat....

OH MY GOD THE SLUT DAD SHIRT IS IN THEANIMATION AND ITS A CROP TOP

BLOWS UP

LA FAMILIA

CAN I TOUCH HIS NECK

I love Rekha

2 INCHES OF BLOOD

So thin and weak

I love the dome effects, it really adds to the vibes

Kosher belly roll

PROTECTOR WENDELL

one

5E X NSBU

i don't care how small the room is i cast fireball

YOU HAVE TO HONOR THE COCK

can I just shoot the people unconscious

DOUG MEAT DOUG MEAT DOUG MEAT

"What's the status of the elevator right now" "bloody"

slither out

we're here for you rekha

"Not everyone."

DOUBLE BLOW UP FOR USHA

G13 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

DID IT

shshshhshshshhhhshhshshhh

I like Ally's method of collecting fail tokens on non important rolls

I LOVE YOU DOUG

SO HOT

"You're my warlord" DOUGGGGG

DOUG WILL NOT DIE I WILL CRY IF HE DIES

this is called yelling........

Russell is so stressed

FIRST D20 LET'S GOOOOO

Nat one.

NUKE CODES...

DON'T GET BACK TOGETHER WITH YOUR EX WIFE

SHOPPINGGGGG

"All that is menopause blood?"

WENDELL.

LONG KIDS SIZE

I feel so bad for this shop keep

how is this shopping the funniest thing ever

YOUNG GIRL OF 50

"Are you going to fuck this couple?" "I'd love to."

AUSTIN POWERS.

CUCK. CUCKHOLDING

I'm having a sexual awakening right now chat. I don't know what kind but it's happening

dang dang dang dang

WAAAAAAAAAA NOOOO HE'S STILL A VIRGINNN

CAN I SAY SOMETHING CAN I SAY SOMETHING CAN I SAY SOMETHING

30 BACKFLIPS

BACK FLIPPING AT 15 MPH?????????

oh Paula.....

BLOW UP

oh nevermind

that's such a good boy ♡

BLOW UP

absolutely beefed it. screwed the pouch

SMELLING SALTS

hey so. what's this. what is this.

latex throat pocket

throat purse.

jake is slowly bringing up his kill count

BACK FLIPPERS

"What weapon are you looking for?" "a grenade....." "It's not a gun"

SIXTY TWO OR LOWER

BUTTERFINGER IT

SHES CRYING

so much giggling

"FOR WHAT?"

that is terrifying

NO ONE SEES USHA'S BACKFLIP

WITH BIRTHDAY MONEY

YOU CAN RECON THAT

THEY TRICKED HIM

USHA

"OH MY GOD I AM JACK MANHATTAN"

CLETE GUNSHOOT

BIG TAKE OF GATORADE

I would love to see the character sheets at the end of this episode. So much exploding has happened

DOUGGGG!!!!!!!!

"I thought I was just like this."

"you HAVE to go to Stanford Liv"

supra

HOT RODS

SHAUN NITRO

THE END? I WANT MORE ALREADY PLEASE