#Guess what. They're in Paraguay.
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theirloveisgross 6 months ago
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spellbook-gayboy 2 years ago
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"Ha-ha, got to catch me first!"
Thula watched from her seat on the porch, watching as Kyle chased the young girl across the front yard of his farm, her hand holding up a yellow flower that he seemed intent on grabbing.
They continued like that for the next five or so minutes, until the setting sun forced the three of them indoors. Kyle now stood over the stove, wrapped in a black apron as he cooked a meal. Nikki now sat across from Thula, reading a children's book. The Viltrumite was intrigued by her, and the odd couple that had dropped her off in the early hours.
"What are they like, your parents?" she asked, finger tapping against the scratched surface of her mug.
Nikki looked up from the book. "Hmm? Rus and Ky? Well, they're... a little strange, but nice! Their apartment's really pretty, too!", a sparkle in her eyes that none of the young Viltrumites had ever shown. What emotion could create such a look? Innocence? Joy? Whatever it was, it was strange to Thula.
The Viltrumite hummed at the words, considering them. "I know they have abilities, but... do you?"
Nikki nodded. "I know magic! Wanna see?"
She closed her eyes and creased her brow in concentration. It took a few seconds, but eventually her hands were covered in a bright white glow. She brought her hands together before pushing them out, a small shower of sparks flying from the tips of her fingers. The glow faded away, and Nikki opened her eyes again. "Was that good?"
"Very good. What do you think of...?" Thula, trailing off for a moment before finishing with "Kyle? How do you feel about him?", keeping her voice low and leaning so as to not alert him as he stood at the stove.
Nikki's face lit up at the mere mention of the old soldier's name. "Grandpa? What's not to love? He's funny, nice, and has all these cool stories about the old days!"
"Old days?" Thula asked.
"Yeah, the 80s! Has he told you the one about Paraguay? It's so awesome!" she awed, practically vibrating with excitement in her seat.
"Ok sweetheart, dinner's almost ready, so go and wash your hands, alright?" Kyle told Nikki, turning around and wiping his hands on his apron. The young girl nodded, climbing down from her seat before running out of view. "She is a treasure, now ain't she?" he smiled, sitting in her seat across from Thula.
"Is she your granddaughter?" the Viltrumite asked him, curious. In her mind, the fact that both of them were blonde was proof enough, but it still felt rude to assume. "Do you have children?"
Kyle chuckled at the question. "No, not really. Well, Ky's my kid, and they're taking care of her along with Shapesmith, so I guess in a roundabout way you could argue that, but... I guess it's her choice in the end!"
"Have you ever... wanted biological children of your own?" she prodded further, the question seeming like she was testing the waters, although for what Kyle couldn't tell.
"I suppose so. Never had the time before, but if I did meet someone, someone I could... spend my life with, I guess I could see it". His pondering was interrupted when Nikki bounded back into the room, showing him a pair of clean hands with a proud look on her face. "Another time, I guess. Now, who wants pancakes?"
Thula stayed quiet as he served Nikki her dinner, watching the way his face creased with kindness. Something she couldn't quite describe kindled in her gut, something strange and new to her, but the scene before her made her wonder what a family of her own would look like, and who in the room she might build it with.
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the-firebird69 2 years ago
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I'm joking with my son he's doing these stupid Mexican accent he said that you guys did it first I think I found it it's one of you but he's not saying the way he is and it probably get somewhere thank God no this is annoying as well and he's doing it to stop you hopefully it doesn't continue it he said it's discontinuous will be succinct please do not be disturbed or worried that I will continue it and in a scientific way because she's going to stop me that's of course we need to push up the line or close up the line and it's going on like this that's not one that's not the word. So he did this little skit said that this hardly any chupacabra they had to evacuate because the predators left so everybody's getting nervous and he forgot what it was. But really it's called a tidal wave okay and then it was something he says he knew it was something it's funny my son speaks perfect English and I have to interpret what he's saying sometimes his color is pretty deep it's code it comes from everywhere times a lot of times it's from his cadre and they're like super spies. Is this a lot of funny stuff it's going a little faster now but she's out of Venus so we're suspicious he says it might be her but it's me as well that's two of us that are a pain in the ass. That's what I call it he's laughing because my character has a huge butt. But to tell you what there are chupacabra there and people are terrified of them but they're going to be moving out, soon. The diamonds will be mined out but really by the end of tomorrow. It will settle on the West Coast it won't take that long for the big guy was to move it's taking forever in the South diamonds are still in I guess. Eventually I got the joke they're coming to Mexico there's a bunch of assholes the monsters are leaving. But seriously folks that's why the diamonds come out soon enough in a few days and it will drop and a huge title Wave will strike the West Coast yes all the way down past Panama to the tip of South America. No I want to be clear this boy knows geography used to know every country and you people tamper with everything and we can't stand you, it was there and you can't place it and I can see you in the way and if several countries around it BOlivia Paraguay uragway we went and back 100%, that's a proof that I ran and my people see it they're going to hit you because of it.
The wave will go over the entire peninsula no but it's going to go over a big chunk of it and it might make its way all the way over to Mexico City and the other way of might hit the other side it's going to form north of Mexico City though so the evacuated that side too and he says they may intend I'm clearing the peninsula and use the storm tidal wave and the temperatures will get cold and it's going to freeze down to Mexico City that was used to it there and the rest of it would be emptied out which makes sense yeah the rest of the whole peninsula will be washed over gone. I wanted to clean it and hold it so it doesn't have to sit here with these idiots. That's my mission now I got to confirm it first but it's my idea. It says the tidal wave looks around a thousand feet in the movie and that's about what it is and that's gigantic and that's going to flatten those cities flatten San Diego la San Francisco will be gone just a memory all the buildings will smash into each other and disintegrate into grains of sand literally and figuratively. I'm looking forward to it. This is what I have to say. The diamonds in the south did we can slide yesterday and they're going very slow it's on gravel it's not on any silicon they went 8 in last night and they're moving along I won't speed up they think for a Time eventually will. The anticipate 8 ft waves where he is or a wave and it won't do much except for a couple houses in the water and they won't go far cuz it's for the water doesn't go anywhere and that's what it said some say 10 but it's not big enough to do anything sure it will crest and it's been a date with waves before and to the regular person is nothing until a whole bunch of trees and houses it's going to stop me out there even at 20-ft wave would make it to him in enough form to do anything I come down the street but by then Itll be flattened out. There's different when you get it to 500 or 1000 ft that's gigantic and it's going to way up there huge huge effect.
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We are monitoring the conversation and we are telling you what we're doing and we do understand your question and it probably would not go at that time and that's due to these being too big
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just-binch-thoughts 2 years ago
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It's impossible to demand for someone to have no bias, but everyone should do their part in attempting to separate bias from their judgement.
I dislike cars. I dislike car trips. I have beef with modern day car dependency across the world. It's true, I have bias due to this. Yes, that is relevant and worth mentioning. Which is. Exactly why I mentioned that.
But like. We use trains in this continent. Sometimes a bus, but long-distance busses are expensive. Sure, there's a few countries with godawful rail systems (France, according to someone that did that, but Paris is well connected and where fucking else would you ever want to go), but it's better than sacrificing your newborn for every hour you stay in a city. From what I'm getting, other continents are similarly vaguely intelligent with their transport. Yeah, road trips happen. They're not common, from what I'm getting.
Please though, if you are from Anywhere Else, hit me with info. For all I know, South-Africa or Paraguay are INCREDIBLY car-centric and obsessed with road trips. Which seems unlikely due to their respective sizes, but you'd also guess that a country as big as the USA would be pretty functional to stay together this long, wouldn't you?
In relationships, sexual compatibility isn鈥檛 nearly as important as road trip compatibility.
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the-firebird69 2 years ago
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Watch "Starkiller Base Firing (HD)" on YouTube
This particular battle and event occurs in less than 2 days after the soprano series ends in Fargo begins this is ongoing at the same time and it's because they destroy the base off British Columbia and they're engaged against the middle west after Midwest base and they need to take it out because there are people are being hit by it and or take it over and they end up taking it over and hitting death stars and ruining it and the several other bases like this and they try and intercept the ruby red from the west of South America and it starts with war there and Star wars begins a massive massive saga and it is gigantic gigantic it is huge huge and a son delivers that letter today to Ellie and sucks the rest of trumps to the post office and they go right by and Tommy Allen is up there with Ellie's people too and with Brad and Mary and was Jason and Lily and they're all defending the letter and you see how it's written I'm glad you held on to the money... Our son makes a joke and says invisible writing and power that says and I know you wanted to use it and but no.... And he says to Trump is embarrassing here and woman and you're in this battle and you're shooting Trump I mean to abide and I'm sorry and he's shooting you and you're getting blown up and he's getting killed but what's embarrassing is you're a b**** like a like a woman and you're doping and you're sick all the time and you'd rather just keep doing it and be sick and most of what changes is your stupid face cuz you're retard brain and somewhere in there you become a gecko and your head gets pulled off and you're mounted on top of Azog's body and they start killing you it's hardly enough left but they go after you. It's coming up shortly too we have another car show you get rip s*** and you die a lot and really you try and come here a lot and you end up dead tons of people are killing you make sure you're still get here you're so dumb and you say stuff out loud it's so rude
Thor Freya
In this movie part of the laser system that's being installed in the second location which is Iceland is seen in Western South America North of Peru in south of Paraguay yes it's in Uruguay Western on the coast it goes up and they install it so you know where it is and I guess destroyed and no that's not what I'm trying to go and there's one on horse maybe against that war because they see where it goes from Brazil from the Ruby mine and it's huge it started 2 years ago and some of the footage of Jason's old now but those rubies were found and they were in the rings at Harley-Davidson and the Empire is probably in the process of destroying these starkiller bases and yeah three of them get taken by the rebels they destroyed most of the death stars and the Empire destroys most of the rebel ships and all of trumps after the first death Star incident with the starkiller off bc
Thor Freya
Our r son says yay and we echo the settlement this series finally begins and with them out in bC another movie starts and it's rogue one, and it has to do with India and the tower and other towers and they bring them down and the blockade is weakened severely and they're making ships now just barely get them out and then start calling them from space it's a space War as well as on the ocean and the Empire is falling not yet but the rebels are doing some serious strikes on these faces right now huge forces are a mass that each of them that we mentioned and more and they're under severe attack
God bless these two for sticking in there and for hours for helping us and all of us who are working very hard in our military and we pray that all of you evacuate and join us it is now the time is now and we will give you a new route the evacuation is currently on hold there's way too many people in the upper Midwest right now
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All evacuations are on hold please note our people all evacuations are on hold please find shelter in a safe building or a sturdy building with your people hopefully thank you do not hesitate to call us if you need us
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