#Good morning my haters.

[kenneduck]

Sidlink BOTW AU where Sidon WANTS to fancy Link, but thinks Link will only like a Hylian, so Sidon tries to act Hylian around Link... except Sidon doesn't know much about Hylians.

Sidon just squatting and trying to act shorter around Link. Attempting to hide his sharp toothy grin and stop his tail from wagging. He's starting fires when trying to cook Hylian meals. Sidon putting on pants... incorrectly. It's really weird. Everyone in the domain is thinking the Prince is having a midlife crisis.

Sidon IS having a crisis, but it's a gay panic one.

But unbeknownst to Sidon, Link has fallen for these Zora quips. The smile Sidon flashes makes Link lose his train of thought... the way Sidon's tail wags makes Link flustered. When Sidon shook Link's hand with his two smothering strong ones, Link felt dizzy. Link is missing these quirks Sidon would show, so Link is determined to see them again!

When Link and Sidon are alone in Zora's Domain, Link purposely tells a funny story to the Prince. One he KNOWS will get him to laugh. But when Sidon turns his face from Link to "keep cool", Link gets frustrated. He grabs onto the fishy prince's face, asking him WHY Sidon is acting so differently. Sidon tries to deflect such a notion, but Link calls Sidon out on all the weird things he's been noticing... especially the pants.

Sidon cracks under the gaze of this Hylian! Link not only sees right through Sidon's changes, but Link seems to DISLIKE them, too! Sidon is embarrassed, and he deflates from the realization that Link doesn't like the prince. Sidon refuses to look at Link as he tells Link half the truth, that he wanted to be Link's... FRIEND. That he thought Link wouldn't want to be with... well FRIENDS with... a Zora. Link pauses, as he KNOWS that Sidon knows about he and Mipha's friendship, so something STILL feels off. It isn't until he notices Sidon's blushing that he understands what is truly being said.

After Link makes sure Sidon looks into his eyes, Link reassures Sidon that the things he likes about Sidon are what are truly him. His heroic grin, his playful tail wags. His champion-like swimming abilities. That Link enjoys Sidon. That he wants to SEE Sidon... all of him. Quickly, though, after Sidon lets out a flustered wheeze, Link realizes how his words came across, stating he just meant for Sidon to take off the pants! Sidon wheezes louder. Link gets more embarrassed and tries to explain he just meant Zora don't wear pants, so he'd want to see Sidon without-

It's great. They're great. They're trying.

It takes a bit more time after this convo, cause clearly the two are terrible with communication, but they reveal their romantic interests.

And they burn that infamous pair of pants.

[thebeigelunatics]

i have a very important question. in the scene with sean donovan at the cafe, the barista calls out "decaf latte and an extra-strong cappuccino with extra chocolate!" i wanna know which drink catherine ordered. ☕

[bright-and-burning]

why would u reblog my good morning post that was an expression of happiness when i woke up and saw lando was leading. with “is it though?” like man what are you doing here. why would you come into my house to be a hater? im not even upset im just like. where are your manners? were you raised in a barn?

[rolandkaros]

lurking on tennis twitter once again and somebody made a tweet about jokingly venturing into the tennis tag on ao3 and someone else replied ‘i once read this iga/aryna fic as a joke but it was actually really well written’ i am literally crying laughing baby that is me 😭

[sourcedecay]

the demons in me want to message the femme i hooked up with a couple months ago…

[theblob1958]

these have got to be the stupidest tags someone responded with to being told you have to get over yourself and do things alone sometime. the world isn't fucking ending because people go to the movies alone jesus christ what the fuck are you talking about

[ghostzzy]

it’s like. i’m truly not a hater. but i AM a whiner.

[jula483]

mullet link 💘

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[boatemboys]

i decided to watch the ranboo asmr video and. i'm realising that people are overreacting about it because they haven't watched anything to do with ranboo in 3 years (including the video they are complaining about)

[urwendii]

Snippet from something I've been working on that might tie with my main verse. There's a lot of angband fic that have Maedhros being tortured by Mairon in er... dead dovish abusing ways but I dislike them very much and instead like to turn the tables on him.

"What about you then? We talk about me so much that I am beginning to feel flattered." Maedhros says, a hint of amusement colouring his voice.

Mairon raises one perfect amber eyebrow, his golden eyes riveted on Maedhros'.

"Let me see, what's your story? trophy Maia kept as a boy toy for Morgoþ's to enjoy whenever he looks away from the Silmarils long enough to remember you?"

The hand that shot up and curls around his neck does not surprises him but Maedhros only feels vicious satisfaction at the flicker of anger simmering in those hypnotic eyes.

"You know nothing, son of Fëanáro. "

"Ah, but I believe I do. Loving someone who would never give you his whole." His cracked lips curl into a smirk. Mairon's fingers tighten until Maedhros' air intake is compromised. Oh well. Let him die here and be done. On this small victory, at least. Yet the Maia seems to recall himself and with a snarl, shoves him back to slump again the wall of his cell.

"You must be an idiot to think antagonising me is going to bring you any sort of freedom Nelyafinwë. There is none in Angband."

"Ah," Maedhros smiles then spits blood. "This is true for you as well."

Then Mairon scoffs, as if the mere idea of his limited agency was risible but Maedhros has seen, has heard, he might have been gagged and bound but the flicker of pain on the Maia's face upon Morgoþ's dismissal has not escaped him. And oh curse him anew if Maedhros isn't going to drive that particular knife between the Maia's ribs even if he has to die because of it.

[gowhiteboy-go]

[battybiologist]

Ah, yes, I forgot the part of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge Venmos the Ghosts of Christmas for their work

[mifunebooty]

Also it is very much like Robert Mitchum to suddenly begin something in me by appearing in a dream where he kisses me

[lesbiangiratina]

Was about to pettyblock someone but their bio had a black dresses lyric okay fine continue being harmlessly annoying…

[diagnosedaskiwi]

ouuughhh i wanna talk so bad. i wanna have good and important and nice things to say but my brain has been put through a fucking blender so I can't say shit

[therosevest]

SCULLYYYYYYYYYYYY