#Good Ask

[skunkes]

Talon jacking off with both hands like he's strangling an eel

[xx-sketchy-xx]

@stickycandys-blog asked for this

(finally a good excuse to draw this)

[daily-smol-silm]

Hi, if you take requests, can I suggest Feanor, Curufin and Celebrimbor as cat, kitten and smaller kitten who have exactly the same colour of coat and march one by one?

Day #114 - 3 generations of FLOOF

Literally squealed when I got this. YOUR WISH SHALL BE GRANTED OH MY GOD--

[wonderful-emoji]

could you do a frog + wizard theme?? :D

[imagine-lassie]

imagine lassie kissing me on the mouth

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[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

the scratched out parts on ancients heads are penises

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[akanemnon]

I can see Kris bring a megaphone to their class just to press on the air horn button for a bit.

You have a good grasp on my interpretation of Kris.

[cak3o]

headcanon: When Cossack leaves the house for work, he leaves his RMs to take care of kalinka, which ones would be the best caretaker? (NOT Ring and Skull man lol)

I think this is a pretty common headcanon, but I like to imagine bright was made in part to help take care of Kalinka! I remember discussing the idea with my sister that his design was meant to mimic the comfort of a nightlight for children.

Maybe the stunning ability was made as a non-lethal way to take down enemies...many thoughts!

I also think Toadman would be good. Definitely a much more stoic, but great at taking care of her needs.

Drill and Dive would be good at entertaining her hehe

[chainsawconsultant]

[hellbabyfromhell]

hey Love your fashion sense + art + dancing + sagaciousness + vivacity + funney jokes + house MD posts and hope the world is treating you right rn (threat. to the world.)

DID YOU HEAR THAT, WORLD? treat me nice! my lovely anon said to!

[skunkes]

dis is what i imagine nyalon looks like https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAG9IlbiWNN/?igsh=MWtlN3d6Njh1cnRkZA==

SO BEAUTIFULLLLLLLL also not the reel you linked but scrolled a bit and oh my god.

literally.

[intercal]

I wanna share a pulled pork sandwich story. I was cooking for a house party for 20 something people. Due to mishaps of my own (forgot to put on the crockpot in the morning) and my shopper (bought like wayy too little pork, had to run and get some), my partner and I were pressed for time; needed to cook everything an hour out from the dinner. So in lieu of a crock pot we used a pressure cooker to cook the pulled pork in 90 minutes, or two 45 minute batches. We set up a buffet line with Hawaiian rolls and baked mac we made for sides and that was wraps. Honestly it was pretty nerve wracking since I didn't want to leave people waiting. That's all.

yeah I was wondering about the pressure cooker route while I was doing this, good to know that it works reasonably well?

my pulled pork story is this: I bought a 10 pound cut of pork butt, and on the drive home I realized that it probably would not fit in the crock pot. this guess proved to be correct. also, pretty much every pulled pork recipe is for a 5 pound cut, which is roughly half of 10 pounds. additionally, the recipe I was using called for ham hocks and I couldn't find any at safeway, so I used bacon trimmings and ends as a substitution. I cooked it in a big pot in the oven for 12 hours overnight, and despite these setbacks, it turned out beautifully. also, it seems that our oven auto turns off after 12 hours too lol. glad I started it at 8pm last night rather than like, 10pm when I would have been out of the house to catch that.

anyway fall is fast approaching so pork prices are dropping so if you're reading this, get yourself some pig and cook it up nice and slow. you'll be glad that you did.

[kaygee-doodles]

How would the bois feel about Chimken time? or would they prefer Capybara Time?

Chimken Time: to sit under a loved one, deep pressure therapy.

Killer and Dust are the most tolerant on being the bottom for Chimken Time, but Horror doesn't get much out of it, and Nightmare doesn't like the trapped feeling. They'll be your chimken though.

Capybara Time: Lazy soaking in hot water, peaceful and unbothered

They are all 100% down for this. Hot water soothes everything that hurts (and that's an awful lot for Horror and Nightmare).

[cerosin-bis]

who have more rizz? krueger or nikto.

my millenial ass literally had to urbandictionary this word i am cackling. diagnosed as old woman

OK so. this is SUCH a good ask here comes an elaborate reply

Nikto used to pull bitches with a snap of his fingers when he was younger but because he was like. A big man. Smug and bragging and strutting about. He had a reputation, was tall, imposing, loud, picked and won fights all the time. He was the neighbourhood equivalent of a gang leader he had bitches on his dick figuratively and literally. Then, in the military, he was a deep-cover agent so... charm/charisma was kinda part of his work. Since his torture, since he's Nikto, he doesn't really have any 😔 He's smart, but too blunt now.

KRUEGER... hands down has the most rizz. since FOREVER. When he was a teen this man was breaking up perfectly healthy couples because he was making both the gf and the bf cheat on the other WITH HIM. EFFORTLESSLY!!! Krueger is more... insidious, underhanded than Nikto. He's both the snake and the snake charmer. He's charismatic and peculiar: people are drawn to him, and if they aren't and he wants them to be... then they will be. :) (nikto is a prime example)

[tortoisebore]

begging for more cunty sirius

idk what this is in reference to but like…….,yeah same

[poopingonthefloor]

Who would win the twerking contest if Jack and Dave were butt booty naked and covered in baby oil?

Jack would Dave can't even put up a fight if only HE was covered in oil I think Dave cant even throw it back right without dislocating something but Dave is a walking skeleton with the grace of a newborn giraffe also so its a losing battle regardless