#God it's soooo funny that I straight up didn't like her when I first watched season 2

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Every time I try to draw Carol I get struck with an fatal case of I Love You and don't draw anything

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

(via @bookqueen101) #I can see a situation where that meeting between eps 1 and 2 results in Trent doing his speedrun ‘I’m rooting for him’ the#but that might not be public yet#so Rebecca hires him for the profile not realising Trent’s already all in#she’s watching from her window as they’re at practice and is like ‘why is Trent giggling at Ted?’ ‘why are they acting like friends?’

so into this thank you. okay a) yes that is EXACTLY what i had in mind. trent manages to speedrun "who the fuck is this clown -> okay, so he's not as dumb as he looks. SO? -> ohhhh my god he's fr. he's just Like This. holy shit. i like him. what is going on" and get from is this a fucking joke? to i can't help but root for him in record time. and i'm kicking my feet and giggling imagining how this has to go. i don't even know i'm just picturing a bunch of different disjointed snippets and it's soooo amusing. i like to think they have some sort of improbably adorable rom-com meet-cute moment (ie crashing into each other, trent falling off something and ted catching him, etc) only it's not so much meet as they've had their unfortunate meet-ugly already and it flusters trent, as much as he wishes it didn't, especially when ted sticks around and keeps being nice to him (something something if trent took a fall ted sticks around INSISTING on helping him patch up) and somehow either ted cajoles him into a conversation (ted spotting that one journo with the cool glasses who asked that Particular Question: hmmmm. i should say hi! :D <- man who is going to charm that journo's pants off. not literally. ahem. for now.) or trent decides to use this as an opportunity to bug him for a quote only he is ANNOYINGLY (read: trent is loving this) clever with words and dodging verbal traps and such and it honestly becomes less "journo badgering gaffer for quote" and more "genuinely thrilling banter the likes of which trent hasn't had in AGES" (ted is also enjoying himself honestly, esp as the sharp-tongued reporter visibly mellows out and just starts enjoying the banter instead of actually actively trying to trap him/get an embarrassing quote, even forgetting to take notes, clearly just enjoying the conversation) and ted ends up leading him into giving up some of his own personal conversation and trent feels. a little embarrassingly outfoxed but again in a sort of thrilling way that, honestly, it's a little more embarrassing that he's enjoying so much. the banter might get sliiiightly flirtatious but just a little bit given ted's still married and trent's freshly divorced. ALSO SEE: again. just. trent somehow getting to see ted's utter sincerity, not just that he ain't stupid. like. oh. okay. he's just like this. (this definitely ends in the 'i enjoyed spending time with you today trent!'/'you....actually mean that don't you' exchange again). something something because it's in an unintentionally non-professional context (they still have to work within that framework but it's not literally an interview) trent actually being more honest towards the end and it's the start of a very bizarre (TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL) friendship (??????)

b) on one hand, the plot kind of hinges on rebecca not realizing ted's managed to charm trent before he actually publishes the article. so very funny if she doesn't notice until later and then when she's like "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED" later ted's casually like "oh, trent! nice fella, i ran into him a little after that first interview and he's liek a hedgehog, you know? all spiky on top and soft underneath? sweet guy, very funny" and rebecca's like HOW IS HE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE. WHAT. however, on the other hand, it's very funny if she does just straight up see them acting like good friends ALREADY from the get go. so like, just ignoring those larger plot implications for a second the hilarity of rebecca hiring the cuntiest journalist she knows only to look out the window like an imperious queen watching the preparations for an execution only to see said executioner giggling with the executionee is so fucking funny. i like to imagine he hasn't mentioned his accidental friendship with trent to beard yet just because it's been such a short amount of time (esp bc trent's still a bit of a hardass in the press room, bc it's his job, but i think there's more of a wry amusement to the question rather than a cat waiting to pounce, because he's pretty sure ted will handle it) so beard's like fuck, we've got this journalist coming, the one who said that thing, he's ready for war, and then he gets there and ted's making some dumb pun and trent crimm is badly hiding a giggle and he's like ?????? WHY ARE THEY ACTING LIKE FRIENDS. TED HOW DID YOU WORK THIS FAST

i was talking about how i like to have s1 trent get his brains kissed out (bc he deserves it) and also how if it's ted like. the earlier in the season it is the funnier it becomes. when you're not taking it too seriously. ANYWAY. and now i'm thinking about like. okay, so, ted charms trent pretty early. obviously. he wins him over in episode three, with the interview, but i think he was already at least a little bit reluctantly charmed by his second press conference in episode two. now, i've done plenty of scenarios where they meet pre-canon/ep1 for whatever reason, and i've done plenty where they end up kissing/become closer than in canon during s1. usually during or after episode three. however i am now thinking of what would happen if they somehow met, in a relatively in private, non-professional, one-on-one (or with only their kids, no other adults?) context, etc, between episode one and two, when trent's opinion of him is at the lowest it ever gets (and honestly, probably vice versa, too). and i am just... spinning that.

because, i mean. you know ted's gonna charm him. even if he isn't trying quite as hard without the interview giving him a direct reason, he's gonna charm him. just by being his kind, goofy self, he's gonna charm him, and without the interview to give context and reason to be talking professionally--assuming they are still talking and not avoiding each other, for whatever contrived reason--it's gonna put poor trent in such a snit. liking ted personally, so much, and not knowing how to handle it because as far as he's concerned, this is still someone who is putting the team and everyone who cares about it in a bad situation, but also, even after talking to the man for a few hours, it's already hard to believe he would do that. trent catching on to the fact ted lasso is smarter than he pretends, catching on to the fact that nice and kind and positive attitude is at least mostly if not completely and utterly sincere, and all that--just a little bit earlier. not enough to really make a difference in canon but. idk man. a) assuming this is a barely canon divergent thing it's just kind of fun to imagine that happening b) however back on my s1 trent gets kissed agenda i have literally no idea what circumstances could possibly arise to make that happen however i am CACKLING at the thought.

ANYWAY, back to the point: i just think there's something kind of compelling about that. between episodes one and two, when both of them have the lowest opinion of the other they will ever have, meeting in some innocuous way and being helplessly, unwillingly charmed. ted sees That One Reporter outside the press room only he's affectionately wrestling a frog hat onto a small child, grinning at her when she boops his nose, and can't help a smile at the reminder that even the coldest, rudest people are people, capable of kindness and goofiness, and he hadn't forgotten but it's still nice to see. trent, confronted with the full blast beam of The Lasso Effect right to the face and up close and outside of the press room, away from where he feels most confident, off duty and balance, sans notebook and pen, stumbling just a little into awkwardness, the edge of rudeness that comes from dislike that's tempered by some standard of british politeness and a hint of confusion and then quickly melted away entirely into utter bewilderment and oddly endeared charm, because what. trent crimm has no idea what to think of him. ted finds he actually likes trent, quite a bit--their conversation, however odd, had been entertaining, and despite their, uh, eventful, less-than-ideal first impression, ted may or may not have a favorite journo suddenly. because that sharp-cutting no-holds-barred journo from the press room is also strangely warm, and perpetually bewildered at the smallest kindnesses, and a good dad, nevermind that ted's heart is aching interacting with little kids like that.

idk man i'm just going in circles here i'm rotating and spinning because something something each seeing a better side to the other just a teensy bit earlier and it doesn't really change that much in the long run, unless it does; something something ted has only seen trent once, at his worst, being outright hurtful, and now here they are outside of that context, and trent has only reasons to think ted's incompetent, careless, greedy, an asshole, or some combination of the four, and yet here they are, and just. idk man! something

[yesitsmewhataboutit]

hi<3 the request w shouto abt fem reader talking to much is just a regular request (not part of the game) lol. thank you for taking the time to write it and i look foward to reading it !!

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Todoroki x reader

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Around most people, you were quiet and minded your business. Most people think you're super shy. But around your friends? You're the most talkative person in the group. You love telling stories about things that have happened to you and different funny stories. Around your boyfriend, Shoto, you could go on and on about your day and the show you were currently watching. You loved to talk about things, even if you knew who you were talking to wasn't fully listening.

Today you were on cloud 9 super happy. You and Shoto had decided to move in together, so you and your friend group went out to celebrate. "You guys are such a cute couple. Moving in together is gonna be great for you." Mina chirps happily to everyone. You smile at her and grab Shoto's hand, laying your head on his shoulder.

You spent the night laughing and telling stories with all your friends. You're telling the story about the first time Todoroki asked you out when you get interrupted by his phone ringing. He excuses himself, moving away from the table to take the phone call. You finish your story, and everyone decides it's getting late, so they should start to head home. Right, when they get up, Todoroki reappears at the table. "Hey, man. We're gonna get going. Congrats tho. Have a safe walk home." Sero says before leaving. Shoto gives him a nod and turns to leave with you.

On the walk home, all you can talk about is moving in with him. "Ooo, and you know that extra room you have that could be a guest room. And I have all these little kitchen tools I can move into your kitchen." You went on and on about what you wanted to bring to his apartment. He stayed quiet, letting you go on, figuring you'd stop talking soon.

By the time you got to his apartment, you had still been talking the whole time. He unlocked the door, opening it for you and stepping inside. "Oh, and I have the cutest blanket we could put on your bed. It would go perfectly." You say as you kick off your shoes and skip around in front of him. "Y/n, could we talk about this tomorrow? It's just kinda been a long day. I'm tired." Shoto says, finishing taking off his shoes and starting to walk past you. "Oh, ok. Hey, did I tell you about this k-drama I started watching? It's been soooo crazy. The couple keeps-"

"Y/n PLEASE! My god, do you ever stop talking? Just shut up for 2 seconds, I don't care about the stupid show, and I don't care about the stupid blanket. Just let me have some peace and quiet. You are so annoying. Ya know what, I know you're incapable of shutting your mouth, so better yet, go home and let me enjoy the last few days I have alone here without having to constantly hear your stupid voice."

Shoto snaps. He's never rose his voice at you, he rarely rose his voice at all. But when he did raise his voice, it was scary, threatening, something that could make anyone second guess why they made him mad. You stand there stunned, wide eyes starting to fill with tears, your hands slightly shaking. You never liked crying in front of people, so the second you knew you couldn't hold it back, you turned and grabbed your shoes, leaving out the door.

At the time, Shoto didn't think a second thought about what he said. He was too focused on his stuff he went straight to bed. You left, tears streaming out of your eyes as you walked home. You wanted to talk to someone, go to Mina's and explain, but deep down, you were insecure. You always thought maybe your friends did think you were annoying and hated when you told them about stuff, so instead of bothering her, you went home. Walking through the door, immediately going to your room, and climbing under the covers. Sobbing into your pillow and eventually falling asleep.

In the morning, you wake up to meet Mina and Uraraka for Patrol. While getting ready, your phone lights up. You look at it, seeing its Shoto, ignoring it, and finishing getting ready. After a few seconds, he calls again, and again, and again. Each time, ignoring it, continuing your morning routine. Eventually, you hear text messages start coming in. You don't bother trying to look at them. It wasn't necessarily that you were mad at Shoto. You were just sad. It took long for you to get comfortable enough to really not worry about if people thought you were annoying. But hearing it from Shoto, the one person you felt like you could always talk to and feel happy around, that hit deep.

You finish getting ready, heading out the door. You walk a short walk and see Mina and Uraraka waiting for you. You walk up, smiling at them and waving. Not wanting them to think anything is wrong. "Morning, Y/n," Uraraka said, smiling and waving. “Morning.”

You guys waste no time getting to patrol right away. You guys walk and talk, Mina, telling you about how last night on the walk home, she and Kirishima ran into some petty criminals trying to carjack a lady. “What about you, Y/n? Anything interesting happen last night? You been quiet, girl.” Mina says after she finishes her story. “Oh um, nope. Nothing.” You say, smiling at her. “Have you and Todoroki started talking about your place and what you’re gonna move in?” Uraraka asks, obviously happy for you. “A little.” You answer.

Both Mina and Uraraka stop and look at you. “You sure you’re ok?” Mina says, a little more concerned. “Yes. I'm fine. Just tired.” You say, trying to assure them. They seem like they don't believe you, but don't ask any more questions. After a few more minutes, you notice in the distance Shoto coming toward the three of you. “Hey, I'm gonna go check around across the street. I’ll be right back.” You say leaving them.

Just as you walk away, you can hear Shoto coming up. “Hey. Todoroki. I did not know you were on patrol today.” You hear Uraraka say before you step out of earshot.

“I'm not. I was hoping to see Y/n before I have to go to the agency.”

“She just walked away. Y/n is right over there. You can probably catch her.”

“I do not have time. Just tell y/n I came, please.”

“Yeah, sure.”

Mina nods as he walks away. Both girls head in the direction that you went. When they find you, they inform you of what he said. “Ok.” You say, ready to move on. “Wait, did something happen?” Mina asks, stepping in front of you. Before you can answer, your phone starts ringing again. You take it out and see the name again was Shoto. You do the same as before, just putting it back in your pocket. “It's nothing. It's fine.” You say, walking around her.

The rest of the day is quiet, in more ways than one. Now and then, you would get a call or text from Todoroki, but you never acknowledge it, focusing on other things. Eventually, you make it home. It's around the afternoon, and you had planned on doing some packing today, but don't feel like it anymore. Does he still want to move in with you? Did he ever? Was it you pushing him, and he never actually wanted to be around you? You're pulled from your thoughts, hearing a knock at the door. You pause, waiting to see who it is. "Y/n? Love, are you in there? I heard you were off patrol and figured you came back. Please, I'm sorry." You hear Shoto's voice.

He doesn't care. He doesn't want you to be mad at him, so he's trying to make it right but he doesn't care. You annoy him as you do everyone else. You're annoying.

You're annoying.

You're annoying.

You're annoying

The words keep playing, over and over again, in your head. You turn away, walking away from the door, going into your room, and getting into more comfortable clothes, waiting, hoping he goes away. Eventually, it gets quiet. You figure he finally left. You sit on your couch, looking at the small things you had started to pack. Should you pack? Should you even try? You're supposed to move in with him soon. Will it still happen? Should it still happen? Maybe not. You care about him, but maybe you shouldn't move in, so you don't bother him.

You spend the night thinking, trying to get your head on straight, wondering what to do, how to deal with this. You're on your couch when you hear the front door open. You quickly turn around, on high alert, until you see Mina and Uraraka walking through the door. "What are you guys doing here? And how did you get in?" You say surprised and confused. "Todoroki gave us his key. He's been looking for you." Mina says as they come in and sit by you.

"So what happened? Why are you avoiding him? What did he do?" Mina asks. "Wait, wait. No offense, Y/n. But Todoroki is really sweet. I doubt he did something, on purpose at least." Uraraka says. "Yeah, she's right. So what happened? Maybe it was only a misunderstanding." Mina says. You shake your head, "No, he meant what he said. No misunderstanding." They both give you a sad look. "I really don't wanna talk about it. You guys can stay if you wanna hang, but if not, then please just go." You say.

They look at each other before sitting back and grabbing the tv remote, turning on a movie. You spend the night eating snacks and watching movies. As it gets late into the night, there's another knock. Mina gets up, walking to answer it. On the other side of the door, Todoroki gets excited seeing it about to get opened, only for the excitement to disappear when he sees it's not you. "She ok?" He asks Mina. She shrugs, "Doesn't wanna talk about whatever it was that happened." She says. He nods before a sudden extra sad look comes over his face. "What?" Mina asks. "She stopped packing. She told me most of the living room would be done by today." He says, looking past her, around the room, also looking to see if you were listening.

After Todoroki leaves, on the drive, all he can think about is if it's over. Were you done with him? Would you ever want to talk to him again? He didn't mean what he said. He was upset and stressed. His dad had called, pressing him about his work, his life, everything. He was just so done with all of it. He needed time to think at the time, and he just snapped. It was not your fault. You were just being you, and he loves you. He wasn't thinking.

Todoroki went home feeling defeated, feeling unbearably sad, knowing it was probably over. He knew how insecure you feel sometimes. Why did he have to say that? Why would he say that? He knew you probably never would want anything to do with him ever again.

For the next few days, you kept your distance. Not from just Shoto, but from all your friends, not wanting to weigh your problems or insecurities on them. Shoto stopped trying to contact you, figuring if you wanted to talk to him, you would, and if not, he deserved it.

One night, Kirishima invited everyone over for a movie night. You decided to go, but stay quiet, not bothering anyone. You took your time walking up to his house. From the inside, Todoroki saw you coming. In a sudden moment of confidence, he got up, walking out the door to meet you. You saw him and stopped, looking down, not wanting to make eye contact. "H-hi, Todoroki." You said, fidgeting with your fingers. "Y/n, please. Can we talk? I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. Please forgive me, even though I don't deserve it..." He says, walking closer to you. "You don't have to feel bad. It's ok, I understand. I'll stop talking so much." You say, still not looking at him. "No, no. I don't want that. None of us want that. I'm so sorry. I was stressed cause my dad had called, but that is no excuse. I shouldn't have said those mean things to you. I swear I didn't mean it. I love when you talk. I love when you tell me about your day and the shows you watch. You always get so happy, and you always look your happiest talking about the things you love. I never would want to take that away from you. I understand if you don't want to be with me anymore, but please, please know that I am so sorry." Todoroki says, pleading to you, almost in tears asking for your forgiveness.

The second he started talking, tears flowed out of your eyes, you being unable to stop them. You wanted to forgive him. You wanted to just run to his arms, so that's what you did. You opened your arms, running to him, hugging him. Shoto immediately wrapped his arms around you, letting out a sigh of relief. "I love you." He says. “I love you. I'm sorry too, I should have been more observant of how you were feeling." You say, still crying. Shoto holds you tight, not ever wanting to let go.

After a few minutes, you don't feel like going in. You want to just spend time with Shoto. When you tell him, he's quick to agree, taking your hand, walking away toward your home. You spend the rest of the night with him, and it doesn't take long for you to get back to normal. Smiling, laughing, telling him about this you were excited about. He sits, smiling, loving listening to you. He helps you pack for a few hours before getting tired, and you guys lay down to watch a movie. You're happy, happier than you ever were before, safe and sound in Shoto's arms.

Again thanks so much for the request!! I hope this is what you were asking for and you like it-😅

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[punkscowardschampions]

Mia & Jimmy & Janis

Mia: [Computer Science project that you have to make a company/logo/business cards/spreadsheets/website/everythang you could think of so it takes a full term or whatever and you have to work with each other in every lesson] Mia: Right, I think we should do a law firm for our business Mia: because my dad is so we can actually use examples to make all our products legit Jimmy: what, like no win, no fee? 👍 can do a funny ad piss easy Mia: That is NOT the kind of lawyer my dad is Mia: funny isn't gonna get us good grades either Jimmy: 💔 Dunno who I'm gonna get to chase my 🚑 now Janis: I'm with Chuckles Janis: you're just trying to make this project most beneficial to you Janis: I don't wanna be a vulture when I grow up Janis: go generic as possible or it ain't fair Jimmy: don't reckon your dad needs the free promo any road, rich girl Jimmy: unless this is a cry for help that he can't get the prey Jimmy: 🎻🎻 Mia: Obviously I want to make it beneficial, I CARE about my grades and future Mia: but I'd love to hear your suggestions I'm sure Jimmy: you after a 🏆 or just a 👏 for trying to get an A? Mia: I get As, new boy, I don't just try Jimmy: I get it, you want 🤤😍 Jimmy: there Mia: Don't be so disgusting Mia: If you two are going to try and sabotage my grade, I WILL make my dad make Sir let me move Mia: I'm not being dragged down Jimmy: crack on, we've worked out your dad ain't busy with accidents at work Janis: Like, please try and use all daddy's clout to get that stubborn prick to do anything he's deciding he's not gonna do Janis: I already said I'd do this shit alone and no 🎲 Jimmy: don't sound like him that Jimmy: go on, rich girl, love to witness another failed flex Janis: You reckon we'd get extra points for fluffing our business expenses like your dad or what? Janis: I'll go along with it if we can convincingly hide our fake funds in a tax haven and make ourselves look LEGIT 👌 Jimmy: Me an' all Mia: You know as little about my dad as you do about your own, Janis Mia: you wish he was as crooked too but he's on the right side of the law so Janis: above the law Janis: can't do no wrong in your eyes, so I've heard Janis: but doubt new boy finds your family drama any more interesting than I do Janis: be a fucking law firm if you like, let's just split the jobs up equally and we don't have to talk until it's time to piece it all together Jimmy: I'll have the ad and the logo, tah very much Janis: you mean the fun bits Jimmy: I mean the 🎨 bits Jimmy: rich girl wants her A Janis: obliging Janis: I'll make the website and business cards, I've done it before Janis: Mia, do the data input, yeah Janis: star in Tarantino's ad, you'll love that Mia: No, no Mia: I don't feel comfortable leaving you completely to your own devices Mia: that's not a totally terrible split of the workload but I intend to oversee every step of the process Mia: we have to do a writeup at the end, you know Jimmy: it's almost like the other lass ain't as thick as you'd feel comfortable her being, funny that Mia: I literally want to do well and as far as I know, I'm the only one here who consistently gets good grades Mia: so hostile Mia: I agree that's how we should split the work but I'm not going to just assume you'll both do it well, we can all have input in every part Jimmy: could LITERALLY fill a book the size of sir's big head with all the shit you don't know about what I do well Jimmy: but alright Jimmy: watch me, if you don't get enough of it already, better uniform at work though, don't you reckon? Mia: Oh my God, brag much? Mia: hit the nail on the head with big head 🙄 Jimmy: stalk much? 🙄 Jimmy: least your dad could take my case Mia: It's HER sister that likes you, not ME Mia: get a grip and take it up with her if you're not feeling it Jimmy: I'll still give your dad a bell, chuck him that 🦴 as he's struggling Mia: As I said, he doesn't DO no win no fee, so you couldn't afford him Jimmy: 💔🎻 Janis: Now we've established it's justice only for those that can afford it Janis: and rich girls can do whatever they want Janis: what are we doing first, oh mighty project manager Jimmy: I'll do the logo in blue, sounds about right, that Janis: #bluelivesmatter is already taken for a tagline but I'll get to thinking Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: I'll have a think if I wanna use gold for her 👑 or silver for the 🥄 Janis: 🥄 might imply a problem with amphetamines and obviously, you want everyone to know you WORKED for that 💀🦴 all by yourself, you know Mia: You'd know all about that, wouldn't you Mia: taking over the family business, yeah? Jimmy: Oi, it ain't that grim up north Mia: Grim is right Jimmy: Gutted Rosso didn't make you feel like the WAG you deserve on your last visit babes 🤞 next time you'll spot them celebs Jimmy: or you'll keep to Bijou, that glam dress code would never do you dirty Jimmy: 💕 Janis: I get it Janis: you want me to make sure you're infertile Janis: all those cheat days and binges got you feeling unsure, no problem, just ask Jimmy: lend her the 🥄 Mia: You are both SUCH freaks Mia: what does any of that even mean Jimmy: bit rude Jimmy: only a freak on the weekend, me Mia: NOT interested, new boy Mia: I HAVE a boyfriend who's a lot hotter than you, right Janis? Jimmy: makes two of us, rich girl Janis: For someone who thinks my bloodline is filth, you LOVE being surrounded by 'em, yeah Janis: bit weird but everyone likes their bit of rough Janis: how disadvantaged is your dad's newest mistress, I mean secretary? Janis: SO charitable 💙 Jimmy: might be northern, sounds like they've been there loads Mia: Are you gay, new boy? Mia: I'll have to let down Gracie for you Jimmy: only for sir Jimmy: he's well fit Jimmy: crack on with letting your bestie down though and if my mum's the one with your dad, tell her she left the oven on but I sorted it Mia: ??? Mia: What EVEN Mia: you're cracked Jimmy: brb gotta go dry my eyes Jimmy: 🐣💕 Jimmy: I do feel #seen tah for that, hun Mia: I can't even Mia: fine, you two come up with our company branding Mia: I'm going to write out all the info to put on our website when it's done Jimmy: Oi, bad blood, you wanna be the star of my ad or what? Janis: no Jimmy: alright, I'll ask sir Janis: good taste Janis: rinse her dad in a fight Jimmy: tah for the meet cute opportunity Jimmy: when he's her dad's new mr I wanna 🎥📸 the wedding Janis: awh, full ⚪ Janis: she'll look adorable in her flower girl dress Jimmy: 🤞 Gracie catches the 💐 Jimmy: she is on a lad hunt Janis: 🤞 Mia's da has a brother Mia don't also want to fuck Jimmy: don't leave us in suspense 👑 does he or what? Mia: Shut the fuck up or I'll show all this to Sir Jimmy: Go on Jimmy: he'll think I'm 😎 and I'll be well in Janis: Do it, little miss perfect Janis: the part where you shit on my dead dad's grave will be well more shocking when I open the floodgates 😭 Jimmy: ⏲ Janis: ... Jimmy: ........ Janis: guess Sir won't wanna pet you no more when he finds out a. you're a cunt b. new boy is interested in your position Jimmy: he'll do til I can get Mr Lucas Jimmy: you can have him back then Janis: LOVE a happy ending Jimmy: I'll look top in my 👰 Janis: gutted about the lack of uniform though, yeah Mia? Jimmy: What do you make your boyfriend wear? 🦺? Mia: New boy, don't even go there 'cos he could beat you down so easy if I asked him to Janis: that means she pisses on him so they know he's hers Jimmy: makes sense that'd be your kink Janis: dog eat dog world, right babes Janis: stories you was raised on come straight out of your dad's man's man motivational speaker bullshit Jimmy: Oh shit, are you my half sister, rich girl? Jimmy: brb gotta pack my shit so I'm ready to move in Janis: get a princess dress to go with that 👰 Jimmy: order my 👑 in XXL tah Janis: can share with your sister Janis: big happy family vibes xoxo Jimmy: 🤗 Janis: get in here sis Janis: finally not a lonely child Mia: Yeah, I SO want 1000s of siblings like you Jimmy: You're alright, I've only got the one brother and the one sister Jimmy: be piss easy to fit us in your palace Mia: You AREN'T invited Mia: might steal the silverware 🥄🍴 Jimmy: I'll leave you a 🥄 to stick down your throat after dinner Jimmy: got some manners, me Mia: That's lovely, isn't it Mia: eating disorders are really serious, you shouldn't make some jokes Janis: respect the 🎨 Jimmy: cleaning the 🚽 after you lot is an' all Jimmy: part of the job description btw, I get that you'd have to have one to know what that means but Janis: 😏 Janis: staff know all your dirty little secrets, babes Janis: better than a tip, like Jimmy: be 👻⚰💀 before I get a tip off her Janis: if we were all walking 'round looking as SICK as her, what would be the point of corroding away her esophagus and not-so pearly whites? Janis: gotta find your own tricks, boy Jimmy: I'll put a ❄️ in the logo for you, babes Janis: cannot escape those coke vibes omg Janis: you're a PR nightmare Jimmy: 😱😱😱 Jimmy: #whitelivesandwhitelines Janis: GREAT slogan Janis: basically done over here and you're just texting 💀💩 Janis: tsk tsk, Mimi Jimmy: tick tock or tik tok if you'd rather Jimmy: 😘 Janis: 😂 Janis: make us a law tiktok, hun Jimmy: starring your dad, OBVS Janis: share that 🤤🤤🤤 with the world, not just the local 18-35s Jimmy: 💰 on him being a 🔥🔥🔥 dancer Janis: all middle-aged white men are Jimmy: DUH Janis: POV- you're my client, I'm overcharging you Jimmy: 🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍 Mia: You're obsessed with me, I get it 🙄 Jimmy: busted Janis: If that's a crime Janis: get to spend more time with your dad than you do Janis: 💘 Jimmy: SO romantic Jimmy: 👨💕 Janis: can't wait 'til he wants a couple grams Jimmy: refill the silver 🧂 Janis: you know it Janis: sugarbowl never tasted so sweet Jimmy: 😋 Janis: careful Janis: her boyfriend WILL fuck you up Jimmy: I get it, he's obsessed with me Janis: can't blame him Mia: OMG Mia: that is soooo fucked Mia: know your family doesn't see blood relation as an issue but he'll 🤢 when I show him this Jimmy: if he's that bothered, he can come find me Jimmy: you've had my shifts memorised since I started Mia: You wish Jimmy: to give him a smack, yeah Jimmy: why not? Jimmy: sounds like a right knobhead Mia: [sends a picture of Pablo like he's a prize bull or some shit gross Mia] Mia: you reckon, do you? 😂 Jimmy: I reckon he looks like a right knobhead an' all now, since you asked Mia: You've got a deathwish like Mia: wow Janis: kindred spirits Jimmy: 'cause you reckon he looks like a knobhead an' all? that's just sense Janis: was talking about her eating disorder which is VERY serious and we MUST NOT joke about Janis: but yeah, the fuckboy radiating from that selfie must be the appeal Jimmy: Soz mate Mia: She doesn't DO boys, I'd save your breath Jimmy: weren't breathing down her neck, that's you Jimmy: I get why now though, it's a blatant crush Janis: Stalking's your kink, right babes? Janis: Or am I just that special Jimmy: [draws these gals as snowflakes holding hands but Mia is melting] Janis: That's good Janis: but horrific Jimmy: #allherkinks Jimmy: [doodles on the picture of Pablo that she sent in hilarious ways] Janis: 😂😂 Janis: Send him that, whilst you're at it, Mimi Janis: really get him 'roiding out Mia: 🖕🖕🖕 Mia: you're both jealous, both for weird freaky reasons Jimmy: Of what? Go on Mia: You're jealous because you think every girl here wants to ride you and I DON'T Mia: because my boyfriend is better looking and fitter than you 💁 Mia: and she's jealous either because she wants me or she wants her own brother Mia: either way 😷😷😷😷 Jimmy: if every girl round here wanted to crack onto me why would I give a shit if you do or don't? Jimmy: all your mates are fitter than you and they ain't close to this paddy school's top tier Jimmy: and you just said she don't do lads so why would she wanna have a go on her brother unless the steroids have fucked him up harder than advertised Mia: yeah 👌 narcissist Mia: neg me, that'll totally make me interested Jimmy: 🤞 it'll keep you well clear Jimmy: that'll do Mia: I want to be working with you as much as you do me, I've said Mia: leave me alone and this can be as painless as possible Jimmy: I get that you're fuming your boyfriend is growing bigger tits than you but that ain't my problem, my dear Mia: So immature Jimmy: still got a deeper voice than him Janis: imagine defending your man this hard when he fully cheats on you Janis: 💔 Janis: daddy all over again, am I right? Jimmy: 🎻😭🎻 Jimmy: Dunno what I'm more flattered by, that you reckon I'm gay after seeing the state of all the straight lads round here or not wanting to ride me 'cause I ain't a cheating dickhead with massive tits or in your dad's case a hair transplant Jimmy: either way, tah Janis: could donate some to the cause, new boy Janis: hair, not tits Jimmy: you could an' all Jimmy: cause a scandal Janis: #cancelling bitches is a solid hobby Jimmy: there you go Janis: can't lose my only beauty though Janis: 🎻🎻 Janis: have to keep being #problematic yourself babes, so soz Jimmy: 👍 Mia: Stop nerd flirting Mia: send me what work you've done today Jimmy: Hang on, I'll 😎🚬 Jimmy: 💕 Mia: Gross Jimmy: What, I'm only fit and mysterious if I starve myself to 💀💀💀? Alright Jimmy: [sends her the work like oh I must be a nerd then] Mia: Thank you Mia: I'll go over this and give feedback later Jimmy: Gross Mia: 🙄 Mia: I've got to do a speech in Politics and Society after this, so I need to prepare Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: 👋 Janis: pleasure as always Jimmy: bit rude if you two get to nerd flirt Janis: what's 'fuck off' in Arabic? Jimmy: تخلص من Jimmy: probably means ILY or some bollocks 'cause I google translated it Janis: beautiful Janis: love double-meaning Janis: Qué te folle un pez espada, new boy Jimmy: ? Janis: I hope you get fucked by a swordfish 💘 Jimmy: [draws their teacher, Mr Lucas, Pablo and Mia's dad all as swordfish so she can vote for who she ships him with] Jimmy: ✔ or ❌ Janis: [❌ out Pablo's eyes and Mr Lucas' junk like no] Jimmy: [IRL 😏] Janis: [does very unflattering drawing of Mia all up on her father] Jimmy: 🥇 Janis: not an A though, is it Jimmy: [makes it even more unflattering somehow like now it is and now it's also teamwork so even better] Janis: 😏 Jimmy: LOVE a #collab Janis: been waiting for a group project to come along Jimmy: rigged it to work with 👑💀 obvs Janis: duh Jimmy: SO obsessed, her dad will get me off though, he can TOTALLY relate Janis: should but it in our ad Jimmy: 🔪🔪🔪🚿 Janis: 😱😱😱 Jimmy: 💘 Janis: Sir will kill that role Jimmy: Literally Janis: ha ha 🙄 Jimmy: Chuckles is right 🤡 Janis: keep 'em coming Janis: 👑💀 might have an aneurism Jimmy: 🤞 might get an A if she dies Janis: it's what she would've wanted Jimmy: you do love a happy ending Janis: who don't Janis: be my tragic family's fault, no doubt Jimmy: so I've heard Janis: not gonna apologize, new boy Jimmy: weren't waiting for one Janis: 👍 Jimmy: 👌 Janis: please stop nerd flirting with me Jimmy: you started it Jimmy: calm YOURSELF down, mate Janis: did I fuck Jimmy: neg me, that'll totally make me interested Janis: [IRL 😏] Jimmy: [sends her a pisstake version of the logo to fully drag Mia] Janis: is it RGB #374E88 though Jimmy: what? Janis: it's called tory blue Jimmy: is it? Jimmy: [does a colour corrected version immediately] Janis: Better Janis: solid 🥇 Jimmy: Tah Janis: [the pisstake business card with the logo for her dad] Janis: we've absolutely SMASHED it Jimmy: I reckon we can go Jimmy: 😎🚬 Janis: alright Jimmy: [IRL 😘 to sir] Janis: [we're loving this so hard but gotta hide it] Jimmy: [strutting out cos bad bitch global] Janis: [when you wanna go for all the reasons but also the rumour mill would go off immediately so you're like hmm] Janis: [fuck your life amirite babe] Jimmy: [gutted we ever have to end this convo so same]