#Gappy Ranks

[onryou-onryou]

Shy FX - Warning feat. Gappy Ranks (Bou remix)

[jojopolls]

How would you rank the jojos in terms of who flirt the most ?

Joseph

Johnny

Jolyne

Jonathan

Gappy

Josuke, Giorno and Jotaro are unranked because Josuke gets too embarrassed to flirt (Rat hunting episode, anyone? He's an awakward little romantic boy, can't intentionally flirt for the life of him I dont think.), Giorno only flirts when he doesn't mean it, and Jotaro also doesn't mean it and only flirts as an insane intimidation tactic (Why did SDC Jotaro say all that. Man who calls the man he's about to kill "sweet heart" but his actual spouse "fellow associate.")

Also unsure of where Jodio would rank yet but probably pretty high, he seems like the kind of teenage boy who thinks he has mad game.

[kkujo]

ranking jojos based on how likely they are to smoke weed

8. giorno. he would never do a drug in his life

7. jonathan. i just don't think he's capable of it sorry. if someone passed him the blunt he'd take one drag and spend 40 minutes getting nervous about breaking the law

6. gappy. he's never smoked but he tried an edible once and just started screaming

5. josuke he and okuyasu definitely smoked together at some point

4. joseph. rips the bong but does it badly. like that one vine

3. jotaro. smokes w kakyoin and polnareff. uses star platinum to hog the blunt. tells joseph it's for his autism

2. jolyne. she & ermes & ff are 3 weed smoking girlfriends

1. johnny

[ihugmomo]

my main jojos ranking (favorite to least favorite)

☆ johnny joestar (steel ball run)

☆ jolyne kujo (stone ocean)

☆ josuke higashikata (diamond is unbreakable)

☆ jonathan joestar (phantom blood)

☆ joseph joestar (battle tendency)

☆ jotaro kujo (stardust crusaders)

☆ giorno giovanna (golden wind)

☆ gappy higashikata (jojolion)

[bweoo]

Joestar family ranking go :3c

Jonathan and Josuke, they're both my favorites ❤️‍🩹

Jotaro, I didn't care much about him at the beginning but after a while I started to like him more.

Joseph, he's just a silly little guy :)

Jolyne, wish I was friends with her...

Giorno, I feel like his character development was too quick in the story.

Johnny, bug bite fetish...

Gappy and Jodio is not there because I haven't read part 8 and 9 yet. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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[incorrectinfinity]

Jojo rankings because I don't think I actually shared my opinions on these before. Fuck it we ball.

Part ranks (for the record I think every part has its own merits and good bits, and I don't hate any of them)

1. Diamond is Unbreakable

2. Golden Wind/Vento Aureo (I CAN FIX HER)

3. Steel Ball Run

4. Stardust Crusaders

5. Stone Ocean

6. Battle Tendency

7. Jojolion (I CAN FIX HER TOO)

8. Phantom Blood

The Jojolands would be in-between sbr and sdc as of writing

JoJo ranks (again, do not hate any JoJo)

1. Giorno Giovanna

2. Josuke Higashikata

3. Jolyne Cujoh

4. Johnny Joestar

5. Jonathan Joestar

6. Joseph Joestar

7. Gappy Higashikata

8. Jotaro Kujo (only in sdc, otherwise he is very beloved to me)

Jodio would be between Jolyne and Johnny, Dragona would be between Johnny and Jonathan

JoBro ranks

1. Yasuho Hirose

2. Okuyasu Nijimura & Koichi Hirose

3. Bruno Bucciarati & Guido Mista

4. Gyro Zeppelli

5. Ermes Costello & FF

6. Noriaki Kakyoin & Jean Pierre Polnareff

7. Robert E.O. Speedwagon (I AM SO SORRY)

8. Ceasar Zeppelli

Usagi & Paco would go between Gyro and Ermes & FF

JoFoe ranks (ok I actually hate some of these guys lol)

1. Yoshikage Kira

2. Dio Brando/DIO

3. Enrico Pucci

4. Kars

5. Funny Valentine (I hate him because he is an asshole in a not-fun way)

6. Diavolo (I hate him because he sucks as a villain)

7. Tooru (I hate him because Jojolion's ending is a mess)

For fun: What I actually ship (ranked by brainrot levels)

0. Jotaro x Therapy (MY OTP FOREVER)

1. Jonathan x Erina (they are the perfect tragedy and very under appreciated)

2. Gappy x Yasuho

3. Bruno x Abbacchio

4. Josuke x Okuyasu

5. Yukako x Koichi

6. Johnny x Gyro

7. Jolyne x Ermes x FF

8. Polnareff x Avdol

9. Jotaro x Kakyoin

10. Fugo x Narancia (depends on the day)

11. Paco x Charmingman (it's funny)

Also I appreciate Pucci x DIO as purely Pucci being in love with DIO one sidedly, not as a mutual relationship. I have a similar feeling towards Jonathan x Speedwagon but for different reasons. Oh and I did not add Caesar x Joseph because I swear to god I cannot remember Caesar's personality or even what he does it literally drives me insane idk how I did that 💀.

FOR RAGE: Ships I generally dislike for non-obvious reasons (most hatred -> least)

1. Hot Pants x Diego (Hot Pants is a very interesting and complex female character with a rich backstory and compelling ideals which is incredibly rare in jjba. Diego is a cunning and and tragic antagonist who was built upon his predecessor and made into such an insanely complex yet entertaining new form. This ship takes both of these characters and reduces them into nothing, especially Hot Pants. The scene shown as romantic between them gives me the ick. They both seem to mildly dislike eachother outside of their alliance and once they have that alliance I do not see any kind of chemistry. I could've disregarder this ship as nothing, a fandom shipper concoction that I would've simply ignored, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT PUTTING THESE TWO IN A ROMANCE REDUCES THEM BOTH. I AM A DINOPANTS HATER THROUGH AND THROUGH.)

2. Jolyne x Anasui (the difference between this ship and Yukako x Koichi to me is that Yukako is a 15 year old who changed for the better and fully admitted to being crazy while Anasui is a grown man WHO HAS MURDERED TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT REMORSE. JOLYNE RUN.)

3. Fugo x Giorno (Giorno is aroace to me, also I read The Scene and I can see where people are coming from but I don't get it personally, sorry. On a different note this ship is weirdly popular considering that it was spawned from a single scene in a non-canon light novel so idk what happened there, no hate in that particular statement just intense curiosity)

4. Kira x Diavolo (I get that these two are recluses but that makes them getting together make even less sense to me lol)

5. Trish x Giorno (aroace Gio truther and I see them as the ultimate brotp ever)

6. Dragona x Usagi (aroace Dragona truther)

7. Jotaro x Tonio (I don't understand this one at all but I kinda find it funny so points there ig)

8. Jonathan x Speedwagon (I don't actually hate this one, but I see it much differently from how the majority of the fandom does. Jonathan is straight to me, but Speedwagon is very gay and very in love with Jonathan. The yearning is one sided, another perfect tragedy. The reason why this ship is here is because it overshadows Erina entirely due to its popularity, and has kinda made Erina a niche character in the fandom which makes me sad)

Btw if you ship these things idgaf you are free to do how you please as long as you don't mischaracterize Hot Pants in your lil Dinopants whatevers please I beg of you

Ok, rankings over. Nobody asked for this but when inspiration strikes, I write stupid stuff.

Last updated 8/9/24

[whimizera-me]

Heeheehee

1,29,31,32,50

eheheheh

hi zach!!!!!

(im getting anon death threats for the rankings again aren't I...?)

Fav Jojo

ughg this is so hard to choose but my top 2 has GOTTA be Josuke and Jotaro because of the blorbo power they both hold

29. Rank your order, favourite to least favourite of: All the Jojos

This PAINS ME but I have to deliver :')

Jotaro

Josuke

Jolyne/Jonathan

Gappy

Joseph

Giorno

I don't know enough about Jodio but so I can't rank him accurately yet but I love him so far

31. Rank your order: Jojo parts

crAP. ranking this by how much I enjoy/ attached to the characters

DiU

Stone Ocean

Phantom Blood

JJL

Stardust

SBR

Battle Tendency

Vento Aureo

I again don't know enough about JoJolands :T

32. Rank your order: Jojo’s stands

Hahahah blorbo stand ranking go nyooommmm. Ranking by blorbloness

Star Platinum/ Crazy Diamond

Tusk(s)

Soft and wet

Stone Free

November Rain (fully on funkyness)

Golden Experience

Hermit Purple

GER (I want to punch you in the faceO

50. If you were in Jojo, which part would you want to be in?

Jotaro would hate me if I were in any part with him :')

Even with how much opinions I have about Vento Aureo, I would wanna be there next to: DiU, Stone Ocean, and SDC

[strawby-fields]

Ranking my fave jojos. For funsies!

This ranking is not about who’s the best. Just who I like (or think about) the most.

1. Giorno Giovanna (I couldn’t even explain. He’s just in my brain)

2. Johnny Joestar (Love this guy. SBR? Not so much)

3. Jotaro Kujo (I’ve been on a sudden kick of liking him again)

4. Josuke Higashikata (8. Gappy!)

5. Josuke Higashikata (4. He’s great)

6. Jolyne Cujoh (We love to see a girlboss win)

7. Joseph Joestar (He’s got pizazz, I’ll give him that)

8. Jonathan Joestar (I just don’t have much strong feelings on him, sorry!)

[m00dysunflower]

13, 14, and 29 for the JJBA ask game!!

13. Fave thing about the Jojo fandom?

Is it sad that it's a little hard to do because the fandom itself I'm so iffy on? But I like small, specific pockets of the fandom... aka my friends lol. But fr the self-ship community has been pretty nice as well as a bunch of the fic creators, very supportive, great parts of the fandom.

14. Fave thing about the Jojo series?

Honestly it's the music references, I think it's such a fun and unique part. The art style is also so distinct, which I think is very important for anything.

29. Rank your order, favourite to least favourite of: All the Jojos

I feel... I might... get some backlash... I will not be ranking Johnny or Gappy because I don't know that much about them. And tbh... if I was to rank Johnny based on what I know... I don't think he's going anywhere near the top as far as my personal tastes go.

6. Giorno: I don't dislike him at all, I do like Giorno a lot, but I think he was the least interesting in his part's cast, so that brought his score down for me.

5. Joseph: Look... yes he's a dick+cheated on Suzi, but I don't like DIU anyways. He at least had an active presence in his own part and I have a soft spot for SDC Joseph.

4. Jotaro: I feel like Jotaro's just too likeable. He's quiet like Giorno, but he doesn't take a back seat in his own story and we do see him appear the most in the series, so he's always present in our minds. He's like the bridge between the older and younger Jojos.

3. Josuke: Another case of taking a back seat in his own story, but when Josuke's on screen, he had such personality you forget that there were eps where he wasn't in the spotlight. I really wanted to see more of him and his adventures, maybe I would've liked DIU more.

2. Jonathan: I can't imagine the series without Jonathan. He was so resilient and kind, he was the blueprint from the Jojos. I always have a soft spot for the first of anything I watch. Iconic design, OP, and villain.

1. Jolyne: She broke her family's curse and achieved ultimate peace to do what she wanted. Amazing design and design progression, you see her grow and learn with her stand more than any other Jojo, she was a breath of fresh air for the series.

Like with the OPs, I might go more in depth on my ranking selection in a separate post and why I think my brain has ranked them like this.

[jojopolls]

Rank your jojo /main jobros dynamics

Gappy & Yasuho

Josuke & Okuyasu (technically tied for 1st tbh)

Jolyne & Ermes (& Foo)

Johnny & Gyro

Jonathan & Speedwagon

Giorno & Bruno

Jotaro & Kakyoin (I prefer the Jotaro and Polnareff dynamic, just Jotaro and the big brother he does NOT want)

Joseph & Caesar

I like them all but my first 4 picks are the ones that make my brain fizz like a bath bomb. And picks 6-8 I only like platonically in case someone sees this and thinks it's a ship thing (still a firm believer that jojo and jobro dynamic do not have to be shippy)

[silenthill2ps2]

29 and 30 for the jojo ask game

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK I WILL NOW GO INSANE

29. rank your order, favourite to least favourite of: all the jojos

THIS IS SO HARD... i think it goes gappy, jolyne, johnny, josuke, jodio, jonathan, jotaro, giorno, and joseph. however joseph is the only character i actually hate on this list

30. rank your order: jojo main villains

this is also so hard 😭😭😭 kars, pucci, tooru, kira, diavolo, dio, and funny valentine. i'm gonna use this as an opportunity to talk about tooru now.

i do think that kira diavolo and dio are better villains than tooru combined it's just that the reason he's so high on my list is cuz i think about him way more. he isn't even my favorite villain and he sucks so bad and he should've been introduced way earlier in jojolion but i can't help it he literally haunts and vexes me. his stand is named after a love song when its power is to kill those that pursue him the irony is DELICIOUS. he can't feel any emotions cuz he's a rock human and he eats WASPS!!!!! he listens to music while everyone around him fucking DIES!!!!!! THIS IS THE MAIN VLLAIN OF JOJOLION EVERYONE!!!!!!

^ this man has bewitched me

[cl0ud-ninex]

For the jojo game ask 1,2,3,4,5,6 ,29 and 30

1. Fave Jojo

Jolyne. No questions asked. Gappy (part 8 Josuke) is a close second

2. Fave Part

Part 8 Jojolion

3. Fave anime opening

Tbh, I usually skip over anime openings so I can't really answer this one

4. Fave anime ending

Part 6. It was bittersweet. Everyone is alive but you know they're not the exact same (except Emporio).

5. Fave Pose

Killer Queen

6. Fave Stand

Weather Report. It seems cute and innocent when you first think about it, but once you see what it can really do, it's S tier.

29. Rank the Jojos

1. Jolyne

2. Gappy (Josuke 8)

3. Johnny

4. Joseph

5. Jotaro

6. Josuke 4

7. Giorno

30. Rank the parts

1. Jojolion

2. Battle Tendency

3. Stone Ocean

4. Golden Wind

5. Stardust Crusaders

6. Steel Ball Run

7. Diamond is unbreakable

8. Phantom Blood

[visualmemoryunit]

23, 24, 29, 50 pls, for the jojo ask game 💚

Do you prefer Araki’s older art style or his newer style?

personally im kinda not big into the jjl style at all tbh is that bad. definitely prefer his older stuff.

Stand ability you wish you had?

scary monsters 100%

Rank your order, favourite to least favourite of: All the Jojos

johnny, josuke, jolyne, jonathan, gappy, jotaro, joseph, giorno

If you had a stand, what would you name it?

ive always always always said "living sin" after the elp song

[lebaronlordking]

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