#Ganauche

[katzkinder]

coyote strikes me as like. someone who's not mean, but he's very stern and it gets interpreted as meanness, especially by people who aren't familiar with him. Gets frustrated easily by others who appear to not be doing what they're supposed to.

He and Timoteo actually argue a lot, which is rare for a Vongola Boss and their right hand, but that's also why Timmy wouldn't choose anyone else but him. he doesn't want a yes man, he wants a "that's stupid and you're stupid" man

anyway Ganauche has always liked pushing his buttons. The fact he’s genuinely charismatic and uses that to fulfill his role as Lightning Guardian when Coyote is fully aware of what a gross little shit kid he was in their younger years drives him up the wall lmao. Timoteo adores these two and is absolutely delighted to see the same dynamic playing out between Tsuna’s Storm and Rain. He thinks it’ll serve them well, but he’s concerned by Gokudera’s blind adoration. Well. Tsuna isn’t the same overly confident young man he was, so it’s probably fine. Probably. Reborn, are you sure about this? He’s getting heartburn watching those kids.

He knows they’ve survived terrible things, but… Surviving is all they’ve been doing. Will this really be okay?

He’s basically the grandfather Tsuna never knew.

[johannepetereric]

Hey, we get to see all Timoteo's gang! (heh)

And half of 'em have funny puns lol

[suchamazingness]

Yule log why do you want to hurt me,,, yule log have mercy,,

[insanescriptist]

Hi Izzy! I'm not sure if this has been asked before, but why does Ganauche III have a Sun Guardian flame bond with Vongola Nono? And why is it uneven/unhealthy? I've reread Umei's fics and KHR and I can't see where the bond was stated.

Long story short, Ganauche the 3rd really wanted to belong -in fic he was originally meant to go to one of Nono's sons as a Guardian- and Vongola Nono seemingly accepted him once he needed a new Lightning post-Cradle.

So Ganauche went all in and Nono went very superficial. Hence the uneveness of it.

As for why it's uneven/unhealthy well... okay. So they accepted the power imbalance ie Nono is Ganauche's boss.

However it's also well known that Flame Bonding isn't just Boss and Subordinate; the other Flames are Valued for their abilities and insights and connections. Political Appointments especially are valued for their insights and connections and abilities. Ganauche was meant to be a Political Appointment. His famiglia invested in his Flame Training.

That Nono and Ganauche actually Bonded? Ganauche's famiglia was thrilled. (Gotta remember that in-fic, depending on fic, Lambo got all but sold to Tsuna through the CEDEF contract to accomplish getting one of their famiglia members into Tsuna's immediate circle.)

Nono however, only truly values two of his Guardians, Coyote and Nougat. You know, the only two who are his age. The others, eh.

They're there. They've sworn loyalty and obey. They're trusted with tasks and to see them done, or enable Nono to be able to do them himself, by whatever means may be necessary.

Ganauche... well.

Even in the little we see him in the manga, he gets stuck with the more menial stuff. Like you could tie that into in-fic Lightning training being shit and not expecting much out of someone who was trained in the Vongola Lightning training program on Nono's part.

So Nono's not really valuing anything of what Ganauche brings to the Vongola and to him, as Nono Vongola or even as Timoteo personally.

Which is shitty employer behavior and more shitty when you're basically a version of soul bound to another. Especially as it appears that Nono doesn't respect Ganauche as an individual in fic, as Ganauche has been dumped by girlfriends by missing dates for being at Nono's beck and call. For again, menial stuff.

When you have a relationship and one party fails to respect the other's needs and wants, that is a boundary violation. Is this inherently unhealthy or abusive? No. Sometimes it's called being an asshole. Is it still emotional neglect to a person who should be brought into your confidences because you're now spiritually bound together? Yes. Is it disrespect to Ganauche's person? Yes. His position? Yes. His famiglia? Yes.

Ganauche's relationship with Nono isn't actively and purposefully abusive. It's neglectful and mostly accidentally demeaning. It is harmful to Ganauche's mental state and his social life over time.

Tl; dr: Ganauche wants a real Guardian and Sky relationship and Nono just wants a placeholder to do stuff for him sometimes.

[ciaossu-imagines]

KHR CELEBRITY AU PART 2

OTHER CELEBRITIES

Skull - I'm kind of cheating here and taking from canon, but Skull is a daredevil through and through. Whether it's playing it up and astounding live audiences or putting on thrill-rides of a show for the television camera while doing special and guest spots, Skull's fame is accomplished through his career as a daredevil and his penchant for insane, death-defying stunts.

Bermuda I see as a mixed-martial artist or an ECW fighter.

Small Gia, Didi and Jeje are all notorious serial killers with their own dedicated fanbases. Birds is another infamous killer along the lines of Manson, who never physically killed anyone himself but orchestrated the murders of people. Daisy is another infamous criminal whose trial was hugely publicized, especially given the insanity defense used. Glo Xinia is infamous in the same way - a serial criminal who gained a lot of mainstream publicity.

Ricardo was a wrestler, well known for playing a heel. He became a huge celebrity though due to press coverage of his many out-of-the-ring fights and his later murder of another wrestler at a nightclub. He was acquitted of the charges due to insufficient evidence but everyone knows he did it.

Knuckle is, of course, a rather famous boxer.

Shoko Tanaka is a well-known female mixed martial artist.

Daigo Kazumi, Kenshiro Yamaki, Gosuke Takada, Renzo Oshikiri, and Nobuhiko Kakuta are all Olympic level athletes.

Giannichi and Giannini are both famous inventors and for anyone in the robotics field, they're absolute legends.

Timoteo is a famous movie director who owns Vongola Films, a large studio. He's recently moved from directing only movies to directing what's become a hugely popular television series. Coyote Nougat is an assistant director for Timoteo. Croquant Bouche and Ganauche III are really well known producers who often work with Vongola Films and Timoteo. Visconti does all the special effects work on Timoteo's movies and now the television show. Brabanter Schnitten is the sound mixer and Brow Nie Jr. the production coordinator on all Timoteo's works, employed with Vongola Films.

Hibari's famous to a select group of people who are already in the know and famous in their own rights, as he's the head of a company who supplies the rich and famous with the best of the best in security. Notoriously publicity shy, he's never been caught on camera himself and avoids seeing any of the actual clients himself.

Tetsuya Kusakabe is one of those well-respected, oft-photographed bodyguards to the stars. Romario is as well as Dino's private bodyguard. Gamma is bodyguard to the girl group Yuni is a part of, while Olgert is bodyguard to Bel and Rasiel both and is just as paparazzi-photographed as those he looks over. Nigella Beabankul is another paparazzi famous body to the stars.

Daemon Spade and Elena are famous politicians.

Bel and Siel are infamous socialites. Part of the Royal Family of another country, their diplomatic immunity protects them against any charges that arise from their very hedonistic lifestyles and the press coverage of their fights, accidents, and the bad endings of those hedonistic lifestyles are splashed all over the tabloids. They do eventually get their own reality show.

Spanner is known for his work in special effects and puppetry, kind of along the lines of Jim Henson.

Parenza and Tras are both stunt people.

Kensuke Mochida and Brutus are celebrities within the WWE circle.

Tyr was an ECW champion who became most famous for his live death in the ring against mixed martial artist turned ECW fighter Squalo Superbi.

Michael Chianu is a tennis star, Bluebell an Olympic gold medal winning diver, while Kaoru Mizuno is a famous baseball player with one of the major teams.

'NO JUST NO' OR NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER IN BEING A CELEBRITY

I honestly don't feel that Luce is the most comfortable in front of a crowd and she doesn't like to be the center of attention. She isn't comfortable with the idea of fame and celebrity, with no desire for them. She just wants a peaceful, happy, low-key life and I honestly don't even see her as someone who has Facebook, much less any other type of social media.

Fon has no desire for fame and celebrity either. There are some YouTube clips of him, found if you Google him, of prior martial arts matches he's been part of when he did compete in martial arts tournaments. However, he's not entirely comfortable even with that level of public attention, since he prefers a quieter and simple life.

Big Pino

Lanchia

Haruyoshi Miura

Alaude

Dr. Shamal

Fuuta de la Stella was actually a child star from babyhood until he was around six or seven, when he retired and now he just wants to stay out of the spotlight and be a normal kid.

Iemitsu is a retired action star, famous for a lot of big 80's action blockbusters. He no longer has an interest in acting, in fame and celebrity in any form but he supports and starts his child's film career despite being estranged really from Tsuna.

Enma Kozato was born into a world of celebrity but prefers to just live his life and doesn't want any attention on himself.

[khr-guilded-cage]

Uchiha Yuka was once the 'Red Eyed Demon' of Konoha Uchiha Clan

She hated fighting, hated begin a shinobi, but in this new world, taking up her old title and reputation was necessary for her survival

A reputation of a ruthless and unforgiving killer, skilled and clever. It wasn't even hard. With her false Guardians begin their annoying selves and all but demanding to be friends, Yuka threating to kill them all wasn't even hard.

Her rage and fure towards her abusive bastard of a handler is loud. 'Why would I want a abusive pedophile as a tutor when I already have a FAR BETTER TEACHER?'

She burned Hayato Gokudera's (the only non-civilian of the group, Mukuro wasn't Mafiosi) face when he tried to snatch her from Touka's grasp, threatened to cut off his finger and take the Ring back if he didn't behaved himself and dropped the Right-Hand shit

Gokudera begged and screamed at her, yelling that he was a better Storm and Right-Hand (Obito was her Right-Hand, not that Coyote ever listened) and he just wanted to prove himself worth of the great Vongola

Yuka scoffed at the kneeling burned teen. 'You failed as a friend and a family and now was nothing more but a bait to act as a Guardian for my Real Storm Guardian's safety. Gokudera Hayato, you are nothing but a meat shield and a bodyguard to die a worthless dog death for what you did.'

Yuka sneered at Reborn. 'Better off having those useless delusional bastard baby Guardians doing something useful for once and begin baits while my real Guardians are safe and protected and free to live as they want. I wont have my family suffer because of Vongola's stupid messes. My family wont join this fucking shithole of Famiglia anyway, they deserve better than this worthless bullshit.'

She is also open about how they werent her Real Guardian, just a butch of placeholders taht she wont even care of they were all killed. Mukuro may be a possible friend, but the rest can die.

'The fake Guardians can keep their Rings if they want, let them fight an die for the Famiglia that they doomed they Sky to, lets see if those worthless Elements are useful for something at least

When Gokudera nearly dies protecting her and Yuka didn't even borther visiting him in the hospital, Trident Shamal attempts to leave with his student. Yuka laughed at his face. 'He doomed Tsuna to Vongola, now he is trapped here in this hell with me as the boss. He will live and die for me now. Should have think twice before lettingthe kid in such a stable position. Now he just a Meat Shield that will die soon just like poor Tsuna.'

She didn't trusted Nono and critized his incompetence and sheer arrogance in protecting her, the man should have stepped down a long time ago and now everyone - her family included - is paying the price for his mistakes.

'No wonder his sons are either dead or trying to murder him' Yuka said when a Ganauche attempted to praise Timoteo. 'A child killer and a kinslayer like him just die I can piss in his corpse, this pathetic senile old fool needs to fucking be murdered already.'

Yuka gave him a smile, cold and sharp, a promise of blood and violence. 'Thankful I can burn down the worthless Vongola when the old fucker die and murder you and all your fellow Guardians. You gave the enemy l the throne, now deal with it'

Yuka....didn't like killing. But those people are deaf to any other language. So she did, she killed assassins send after her, she used Amaterasu in the CEDEF agents because she feel like hurting Sawada Iemitsu, she killed a personal hitman of the Ninth and a underboss for insulting her. Uchiha Yuka wasn't Sawada Tsunayoshi, not a meek little child they can tame and break like a puppet

She would be a ruthless and bloodthirst again, at least pretend to be a heartless woman she was forced to be as a shinobi

But her Guardians could be safe and happy under her protection without having to fight. Yuka hunffed. 'The Vongola is not worthy my Guardians, they are bright and powerful, I wont have they wasted in this dumpster fire of a pathetic family. They are BETTER than this shithole. And, like me, they own your little worthless Vongola nothing.'

The Vongola Nono she insults and and undermines in every interaction, making clear she hates the man with passion and wants him and his Guardians DEAD, openly looking at them with distrust and rage for daring manipulate and use her as a puppet. The internal striffe is big in the Famiglia and factions started to divide after she made Xanxus a fool in the Ring Battles and keep making a reputation for herself of a ruthless and powerful boss who takes disobedience as a personal and burned her own false 'Storm Guardians' because he annoyed her

Nono's faction was confused if they should support 'Sawada Yuka' when the 'young Vongola' hated the old man so much.

Uchiha Hoshi proved himself worth of the Uchiha surname. Shisui absolutely loved teaching the man how to protect his daughter from the Vongola.

His arguments with Ninth Generation starting to become legendary around the Mansion

"I would appreciate if you would stop interfering in my plans for young Sawada Yuka."

Hoshi raised an dark eyebrow, looking decidedly unimpressed. "I would appreciate it if you stopped harassing my daughter and her friends and cousins and left my child of your 'plans'. She owns Vongola nothing and has no real reason to fix your stupid mistakes. I won't have you put her in jeopardy for your amusement like you did to Sawada Tsunayoshi. And her name is UCHIHA Yuka, not Sawada. You will do well remember that, old man.'

Nono glared, the air becoming harder to breathe. "While I regret the necessity, but my heir must play her part, she is Vongola blood and has a duty to the Famiglia and the bloodline, lest we all are doomed." He imposes himself like he had any authority over them.

Hoshi snorted. 'You are doomed. My beloved Masako's daughter would never allow some old bastard fool dictate her life. Much less someone that tries to take her from her Real Family, Vongola will fall and be reduces to ashes. Your fault, fool, for trying.'

'She's Vongola.' Iemitsu said, with a mulish expression. 'She must serve the Vongola and stay with us.'

'No, she is a Uchiha. My daughter. My blood. My child. My family. And never, NEVER, will be yours. You will never take her from me. You are handing Vongola to an enemy.'

The Vongola would learn how to bow, maybe they forgot how to, Kings often do.

[from-hibatsuna-with-love]

[Scanlation] LESSON7

Fandom / Pairing : KHR / Hibari x Tsuna + Nono Guardians

Circle / Artist : ANGEL SERVICE / Zijyo Kishikawa

Warning! A little cough bed play

Happy HIBATSUNA Month 2020!

This doujinshi is funny & I really like it so I decided to scan it. However I no longer have a scanner, so the images are by phone camera. The quality is not good. I also didn’t edit using my usual laptop (it was the company’s laptop cough) so I don’t have the adobe & just use the online one. Quality dropped a lot but I think it’s still readable! I also didn’t put a watermark but please don’t share it anywhere without asking!

RAW, Typesetting and Translation by AniManGa19930.

Haha, excuse you, Hibari! Tsuna is an A+ student now you know wwwwww

[playertsuna]

Basic Stats

Ganauche III

Level:76

Title: Vongola Lighting Guardian Flame: Lighting EXP:7200/8400

HP:3327 (C) FP:782 (A)

VIT:34(C) STR:61 (D)

DEX:147 (B) INT:233 (A)

WIS:138 (B) LUK:188 (B)

Skills

78 Skills in Progress

15 Skills Mastered

Buffs

Environmental Personality: +15 to WIS and INT when dealing with matters while in the presence of other members of the 9th generation.

Concerned Friend:+10 to all stats with matters dealing with Timoteo Vongola.

Mentor: +5 to all stats when teaching about matters dealing with the mafia.

Plenty of Pluck: Quick temper in the face of disrespect. +10% FP and -10 WIS

[dabihaul666]

This is actually really funny and id reblog it if i didnt just neg them but calling them all anarchists is....... very funny....

Spinner was ok with cops enough to not want to kill the ones chasing them in 160 and tbh none of them have the desire for universal good for everyone that is kind of neccesary for anarchism like they want health leger joker anarchy

[bloodyspade0000]

Claiming a wrath: The problem

Summary: Timoteo has a problem. Reborn provides a solution.

Note: yeah, lol. I somehow ended up shipping Reborn and Xanxus together.

Ps. there's no Arcobaleno curse. Why? Cuz I said so.

This is also on ao3 feedback is appreciated.

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Timoteo had a problem.

Well…

It was more of an issue than a problem. And—

He had let it go on for far too long, and discontent was blistering among the ranks, specifically amongst his guardians. Mainly, Coyote, who was the loudest with his complaints and his distaste for Xanxus'...' hobby.' (If you could call being a whore a hobby.)

Timoteo didn't usually interfere with his son's personal affairs. However, since Xanxus' hobby involved sleeping with dons of rival famiglias, most of which had tried to assassinate Timoteo one way or another.

Timoteo couldn't simply let it go on any longer. (And he was sure this was Xanxus' way of getting back at him for everything he'd done and was doing to him.)

Sure, he had survived plenty of assassination attempts throughout his lifetime, but he was getting older and constantly having his life at risk wasn't good for his health.

Which is why he was finally going to address this.

"I have had it!" Coyote bellowed, slamming his hands on the table. "That boy's dragging Vongola's name in the dirt!"

"I agree with Coyote, boss," Brabanter Schnitten spoke up as well, sitting beside him. "He is making us look bad among the other famiglias."

"I don't think it's a big deal," Ganauche III remarked, leaning into his chair and resting his arms on the armrest. A smirk growing on his lips. "The brat's just having fun after all."

"You're just saying that because you've slept with him," Nie Brow Jr commented, rolling his eyes.

Ganauche III glared at him. "I haven't!" he denied indigently. "I—"

"You can't deny it," Croquant Bouche interrupted. "We've seen him leave your room."

The others nodded in agreement.

Ganauche III flushed red and sank into his chair at being caught in his lie.

"This is unbelievable," Timoteo said, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Who else has been sleeping with my son?"

"Don Cavallone," Visconti answered immediately, putting files on the table. "And presumably half of the varia, and we already know Xanxus has slept with dons of other famiglias as well."

"And what do you suggest I do?" Timoteo asked, massaging his temples.

"We clearly can't let this go on any further!" Coyote exclaimed. "We must do something!"

"Don't bother,"

Timoteo and his guardians turned to only see Reborn sitting on the couch with his legs crossed and an expresso in one hand and a biscotti in the other. He looked amused.

"Reborn?" Tiomteo spoke after a moment of tense silence. What was Reborn doing here? This was a private meeting between him and his guardians.

None of them had heard Reborn enter. It was clear he had walked in at some point, as unobtrusively and diligently as he did everything.

"I'll deal with your stupid son," Reborn announced, taking a bite of his biscotti and sipping his espresso.

"And how will you do that?" Timoteo inquired, frowning slightly. What could Reborn possibly do?

"I have my ways," Reborn stated cryptically, popping the rest of the biscotti in his mouth and drowning down the rest of his expresso. He then left before Timoteo could question him further.

Timoteo sighed.

He had a bad feeling about this.

[hotmanreburn]

Can we talk about how good-looking Nono’s Thunder guardian is? Like WAO

[amatsukyo]

I should introduce myself one day

Damn, I like to lurk and give my opinions but I really should make an introduction before being considered like some creeps you have no info on them but they are here in your followers and they never say a word to you but like your posts

Sooo my pseudo is a mix of Amano and Tsukyo just because I don’t want to have sus people bugging me with their immaturity if they know me as Amano in some games, but you can call me just “Ama” with this so “Ama-Tsukyo”

I’m half belgian half sicilian but I live in Belgium with the french community, I don’t want people think I’m 20 yo forever because I was lazy to change it so my birthdate is the 3rd July 2001

I don’t like to talk for nothing, that’s why I end up being a lurker, I’m kinda a mix sarcasm and jokes. Some call me funny, interesting and wise when others find me bad or weird, depends on the situation and person.

Well, I’ve finished with the “basic” intro so here’s when it becomes weird :

I’m sort of a mess with my likings and hobbies, I like to watch, play and read everything I find interesting with a true story in it but I don’t like books, too popular things, chinese & korean dub and bad graphisms so I have a strong distaste against Dragon Ball, I don’t like One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Jujutsu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, etc... in animes, adding the ones with girls abundance cliché/harem, also Minecraft, Roblox, League of Legends, Fortnite and Genshin Impact games wise. 

Since I’m already in the blacklist of some with this first line, here’s my favorites : Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Pokémon, Miraculous Ladybug and Undertale/deltarune. I like comedy, action, adventure, detective, mystery, romance and fantasy genres the most.

And since I like to lose more people with my tastes, I can talk about the characters I like : 

Ganauche III, Tsunayoshi Sawada, Enma Kozato and Skull from KHR;

Ash Ketchum, Gary Oak, James, Ash’s Oshawott, Allan, Kiawe, Guzma and Raihan from Pokémon;

Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Félix Graham de Vanily, Luka Couffaine, Alix Kubdel and Kagami Tsurugi from Miraculous;

Melon from Beastars;

Luz, Edric and Hunter from TOH;

Ram and Reinhard from Re:zero;

Ray, Jumin and Seven from Mystic Messenger;

Kotaro Tatsumi from Zombieland Saga;

Arataka Reigen from Mob Psycho;

Saitama, Genos and Zombieman from OPM;

Shinso Hitoshi, Shindo Yo, Dabi, Stain, Kai Chisaki and Rody Soul from MHA.

There’s more but it’ll be too much if I continue so I’ll quickly say the characters I dislike strongly : 

Adrien Agreste (MLB) gets on my nerves after Puppeteer 2 where he already hurts Marinette too much to my taste, I’m not known for my patience.

Eri (MHA) is too pitiful and loveable, like people coo at her and she has to be seen adorable.

Goh (Pokémon) is a cheater, he catches too easily the poké’, doesn’t have any real good relationship with his pkmn and he has a shitty goal like when you’d think Mew will come at you just because you catch all the poké’ in the world.

Furomitsu Seiko (Mystery to Iunakare) is a weak woman and a stalker who crush on the MC for nothing and he doesn’t seem interested at all

If there’s people who didn’t block me or put in their blacklist at the end of this introduction, nice to meet you all and I hope we get along well

[ceiaofsilence]

Last 3 Line Tag Game

Tagged by the wonderful @emptysurface

I’m gonna cheat. These are not the last three lines I wrote, since those contain major spoilers.

Anyway! This is from Sky Rose, which I’m rewriting:

Early the next morning, Rosa sat in the back of a limousine, which was being driven by Ganauche II. He was her grandfather’s Lightning Guardian and, as the name implied, the successor to Ganauche I.

Who’d probably just been called Ganauche, actually.

Tagging @searchingforenadi and @tsume-yuki and whoever else wants to do this. Have fun!

[kxzuna]

Original characters in Arc 4 (Restoration of the Vongola):

Gaetano (a carabinieri, Daniela's anonymous husband's friend)

Bernardo and Raffaele (main antagonists)

Saverio (a rich man who took in both Bernando and Raffaele)

Giuseppe (Daniela's older brother)

Ganauche I (Giuseppe's friend)

Reinhart (the current head of CEDEF before Iemitsu, he was Alaude's last student)

[ladyhallen]

Father Problems

It was the last straw.

Tsuna wants to cry, but he’s too pissed off for it. He thought he’d gotten over it already when he decided that Reborn would be his new father figure, but no, Iemitsu still had some emotional hold on him.  

His poor, inner five year old who didn’t understand why dad never came back to visit.

“Fuck this,” Tsuna said.

He stood up and went to the liquor cabinet. Except, most of the liquor there were weak, stupid wines. There was no vodka or tequila or even the hard sake that he remembered Takeshi drinking one time.

Whoever was stocking his cabinets needed to be fired.

With a sigh, Tsuna went to the one person in the entire mafia who had a great taste in alcohol. Who was also coincidentally visiting for some meeting or the other.

“Xanxus,” Tsuna said, knocking on the door. “Open up.”

The Varia commander opened the door abruptly, looking so pissed off that Tsuna wanted to take a step back.

But. Alcohol.

“I need some alcohol,” Tsuna said before Xanxus could start asking. “My dad visited today.”

The nice thing about Xanxus, Tsuna mused, was that there were no questions after that. Aside from having great alcohol, Xanxus also had the same father problems.

“Here,” Xanxus grunted, thrusting the bottle at Tsuna. “I have extra.”

The bottle was that specialty vodka from Russia that Tsuna was completely sure wasn’t meant for distribution or human consumption. It was at illegal alcohol levels…which probably meant he got it from a Varia job.

“Cheers!” Tsuna toasted him with the whole bottle, before popping open the cap and swallowing down two mouthfuls.

It burned on the way down, but it was worth it for the look of appreciation on Xanxus’s face.

.

.

It was Tsuna’s turn to get a knock on his door when Nonno and Xanxus visited at the same time.

He swore up and down that he did not intend that. No one deserved Nonno as a father, and Xanxus deserved better.

So when the knock sounded on his door, Tsuna was ready with the iced tumblrs and the greasy food.

“Fuck my father,” Xanxus greeted, carrying an entire crate of that specialized alcohol that could probably be used to peel paint. “Fuck him and I hope he dies in a fire.”

Tsuna took the crate from him and pushed an already opened bottle into his hands.

“As long as you don’t get caught setting the fire,” Tsuna said with a sigh. “I don’t need the paperwork.”

Xanxus blinked and then laughed. “Who needs the paperwork? It can make a great kindling.”

They consumed five bottles of Tequila between the both of them.

“Alcoholics Anonymous,” Tsuna slurred.

Xanxus, who could probably drink more but paced himself, snorted. “Shitty Fathers Association.”

Tsuna frowned. “Mine’s better. It rhymes,” he said with the firmness of a truly drunk person. “Yours is like. ShiFA. How do you abbreivi-ate?”

Xanxus laughed. “You have no room to talk to me about rhyming when you can’t even pronounce right.”

Both of them reached a consensus on ShiFA. Everyone else who knew their habit called it Father Problems behind their backs.

.

.

“Can we trust the Varia to do it?” a stuffy old man that was clearly from Nonno’s generation asked.

Tsuna could feel his blood boiling but he managed a smile.

“Why do you ask, Gino?” Tsuna said softly. He doesn’t notice his eyes flickering orange. “Is there something to be concerned about?”

Everyone around the table went still. Gino Moretti doesn’t notice. Tsuna wanted to rip his throat out. Nobody got to talk about Xanxus like that.

“Xanxus is not Vongola blood, you see,” Gino continued, not noticing the danger. “He’s probably planning another coup.”

Tsuna gestured and in the blink of an eye, Takeshi had the man by the throat, Rain Flames coating it. He loved his friends for paying attention so well.

“I have no question in the loyalty of Xanxus di Vongola, no matter his blood,” Tsuna said quietly. “But you. You have no blood of Vongola either. And you have the gall to accuse Xanxus of disloyalty when he has served faithfully all these years.”

Takeshi pushed the mans head forward, making him whimper.

“I’m reassigning you to Sicily, Gino,” Tsuna declared. Sicily being the Varia headquarters. Tsuna’s smile was full of teeth. “I hope you’re very good at dodging.”

Gino Moretti was escorted out of the very quiet room.

“Thank you, Takeshi-kun,” Tsuna murmured. “Now, where were we?”

.

.

Xanxus’s smile had too many teeth as he toasted Tsuna with a glass full of amber liquid. “It’s not your job to defend me, trash.”

Xanxus hadn’t called him that in a while, how nostalgic.  

His intuition tugged at him before he could open his mouth. Hmm..

“It’s not that, Xanxus,” Tsuna said, letting his mouth run off on instinct. “Those people don’t deserve the effort. No, it’s about worth. And those people who can’t see your worth, don’t deserve you. Like your father, or those disloyal.”

Inexplicably, Xanxus blushed.

Then threw a cheap bottle of wine at Tsuna’s head, making Tsuna laugh. He’d upgraded from empty bottles of wine to cheap bottles of wine.

He was moving up in the world.

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“You need to get married,” Nonno said, looking tired. “You need an heir, Tsuna.”

“I don’t need marriage to get an heir,” Tsuna pointed out. “Spanner and Shoichi can probably make me a baby, no need for the sex to get in the way.”

Nonno looked appalled. “Tsuna, I don’t want you to be alone. You need companionship.”

Tsuna’s face went deadpan as he stared at Nonno. “Think about what you just said, hypocrite.”

Standing behind Nonno, Ganauche choked on hastily stifled laughter.

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“A toast to scientists,” Xanxus said after he heard what Nonno came for. “For solving asexual problems.”

Tsuna giggled into his glass. “Am I asexual...huh, I probably am.”

“Trash, Tsuna,” Xanxus said seriously, a sure sign of deep intoxication. “We have been drinking together for a year now. I have been drinking with you without a shirt. You don’t even stare.”

Huh.

“You are very attractive,” Tsuna hurried to reassure Xanxus in case this hurt his feelings. “Really. Like a big ball of fire.”

Xanxus snorted. “Really.”

“You are!”

“Stop messing around, trash.”

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The day Nonno and Iemitsu officially retired and had no more need to stay in the Iron Fort, Xanxus and Tsuna celebrated.

Not by getting drunk off their asses, as was their usual method, but by decimating one training room and terrifying the clean-up crew.

“To solving Father Problems,” Tsuna toasted. It was the last of their incredibly illegal vodka. There was no need to get more, given that their problems had just literally moved out.  

“To not making any more problems,” Xanxus toasted.

“I’ll drink to that,” he declared, and knocked back the drink like a shot.

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Just. No pairing. No slash. Just shitty fathers.

[khr-guilded-cage]

I like the idea of desesperate Reborn wanting to get in Luciana's good graces

When he realizes she wasnt like Tsuna, weak Tsuna that he could abuse and threaten like he wanted, then control the Vongola Don

When Luciana start killing CEDEF members that annoy her, when Luciana openly declares she want revenge for her nephew and means it

When Luciana beat Ganauche into a pulp during a ball, cutting his arm off in front of a stunned Dino

When Luciana beat Xanxus into the Ring Battles, taking his left eye out and making kneel before her and kiss the ring if he wanted his Guardians to live

When she start to make a feared name for herself, as a ruthless and the most poweful Sky in her bloodline since Giotto and Daniella, the second coming of the fierce Ottabia

When Luciana proceeds to tell everyone the Hitman Reborn, her nephew's former tutor, is her enemy and she would kill him because Reborn did to Tsuna got him killed, no mention all the abuse and manipulation

More people start to get bold now Reborn no longer has Vongola's support, he is but one man and could not feed off so many families

Luciana send a letter to Dino informing that Reborn is a freelancer and if the Cavallone tries to protect him, they would have a problem with the Vongola Decima and the responsability of Tsuna's death would be shifted to the Cavallone

Dino tried, many times to speak to his cousin about how it wasnt his tutor fault, Luciana was angry, because those people used Tsuna and would have done the same to her, Dino is too much like those sheeple for them to have a relationship

'Are you going to lose Vongola's alliance and support, disitabilize the Alliance for a mere hitman then? The one that MURDERED my nephew - his own student - no less?' In front of everyone

So Reborn lost all his powerful allies because no one wants the new Vongola Donna's wrath over their heads, even Shamal and Bianchi no longer speak to him because they feared Luciana

Because of his own arrogance and actions, Reborn is now alone, without Vongola's backing and with a ruthless and powerful Sky wanting him dead

Nono would try to interven, Luciana would politealy informe him the hitman killed her nephew under his orders and is better if he didn't defend the Arcobaleno

Reborn tries to charm her, to excuse himself for his actions, to claim he did his best to train Tsuna and to keep him alive, that 'Vongola needed a heir', that he was under orders...

Luciana coldly informs him she didn't care, Reborn abused and killed her nephew and he would die painfully, she didn't even need to do anything. Without Nono's support, he is nothing

The thing got so dense that even Lal tried to appease her, Luciana politely informed her this was a direct order from her BOSS, and Lal would be a traitor if she helped Reborn

Lal, who still remembers when Luciana killed the CEDEF agents that Lal had send under Iemitsu's orders to 'search' for her, pales

Luciana wanted Reborn dead and burried

And she wasnt changing her mind