#GMD.MOV

[jayfirestorm]

Alright, I'll explain it anyway

Meet the basis of my funnies undercut

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GMD.MOV

Imagine if something like a cheap copy of pony.mov existed in Geometry Dash community. Yeah that was it. It had lots of dumb ass russian jokes that can not be translated at ALL, and if it still existed, I would probably have been canceled from the first day of GMD.MOV's existence on public media. And yes, it was an animation. But sadly, since GMD.MOV wasn't published anywhere, when I switched devices, it was lost :[

The lore was... Wild. It was literally pony.mov, but with dumber jokes, cheaper animation, and way crazier. At first, it didn't have any lore at all, but after some time, I accidentally brainrotted a whole setting in it. Wompity womp womp. And again, it's lost, and maaaaaybe if I won't be lazy ass, I will recreate it but it won't be as shitty as back in 2023.

GD ACADEMY

Lol imagine gd community, but it's a school? Yeah that's basically the setting of GD Academy.

But it had a lore and it was just REEEEE-

OK, so, the lore was about a nameless and lonely demonslayer who didn't have anyone or anything but his mission on becoming the most skilled dude in lands of GD Community. Yes he doesn't have any personality, and yes he is basically empty character blank at the start. But! When he gets accepted into the GD Academy, things change. A lot. He has to interact with other players, learn more about morals and social life, and so on. At the end of the main plot, he becomes a full-time character with a cool personality, lots of new experience in life, and NOPE he's not fulfilling his start goal, but he gains something more than this. He gains FRIENDSHIP AYYYYOOO!1!11!! (Yes he's aroace representation with NO love interest or something like that. I'm giving an actual representation here.)

But, alas, it's also lost :[

I could rewrite it as a fic, or could make it as a comic, but NOT AGAIN into the animation. Nuh-uh, I'm not stepping in the same puddle as with GMD.MOV.

GeoCherry

DESTROY IT IF YOU FIND ANY FRAGMENTS OF IT.

it was a joke ass fic about shipping gd players, which was a typical ahh situation in the russian community, but some people ACTUALLY believed that it was written BY SERIOUS just because I'm a good writer. SUCK IT! I'm not doing this again.

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THIS MF. NUH-UH. THAT'S NOT MY CHILD ANYMORE.

Even if I rewrite it, I'll make sure to make it in a way that EVERYONE will realize that it's a joke-fic. That's why I'm not doing that yet since I can't understand why I am good at writing that everyone believes that EVERY SINGLE RAMBLE I WRITE isn't a joke. Guys I'm a silly gober, I do jokes hehe haha and shit don't believe every word that comes from me and my keyboard. I can strike a very, VERY dumb thing with a serious ahh face, so BE CAREFUL!

Ye that's all ig, maybe I'll describe some more stuff later

[jayfirestorm]

Some more personal rambles about my gd frien (he feels like a mentor to me, and I'm completely devoted to him cuz we're gmd besties)

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Well, the-best-dude-in-the-world for me is Vernam (how unexpected!)

Y'know, I'm gonna ramble here about under which circumstances I met my frien and Geometry Dash community itself

Sooooooo, it all started at the end of 2022, when I was COMPLETELY BROKEN and GAVE UP ON MY LIFE.

How did I get in that state? Well...

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT AT ALL.

(I'm in denial)

Ok anyways I was kinda broken mentally and I like gave up on trying to live. Probably a heavy ass depression after heavy ass mental torture.

At the new year 2023 my mom got very drunk and just bought tickets to Samara and we've traveled here to meet with her friend (they met at jail and reunited after 18 years)

And thaaats the time when all I did was just lie on the huge bed in mom's friend's room and just rotted, while they all argued, drank alco and fight or whatever idc

And that's when I accidentally got a video about Geometry Dash Fandom in my recommendation feed on yt. I was like "ayyooo whadda thing is daaat" and after watching this video I realized. THATS. MY. PEOPLE.

I've done lots of research about it, but it all started with VERNAM.

He was mentioned in the video as the one who helped with research of the guy who made the video, along with Eiriley.

And I was like, "I NEED TO RESEARCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS TOPIC UNTIL IT'LL BECOME MY FIXATION"

And so I did.

While I've done research about history of Russian Community and Vernam I just realized how similar we are. We've both gone through some shit in life, but... He was really, REALLY FUCKING SUCCESSFUL.

I didn't interact with the community for some time, just watched, commented things sometimes, and mainly just made GMD.MOV and other of my animation works that wasn't published anywhere (cuz I thought that they're awful and that my fixation is a weird thing and it all isn't normal <- BIGGEST MISTAKE)

The more I interacted with community, the more I realized that I WASN'T IRRATIONAL. I JUST NEVER HAD TO MEET MY PEOPLE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE.

TIMESKIP!1!1

After some time, after a HUUUGEEE ASS CONFLICT IVE CAUSED for no apparent reason but SILLY, WE FINALLY MET IN DMS.

It was basically a trickster thing, y'know, twink account, trolling ppls asses and shit, but VERNAM KNEW WHO WAS STANDING BEHIND IT.

HE FUCKING KNEW, but instead of making me feel like the bad guy i am, HE PLAYED ALONG.

IT WAS A PERFECT MASQUERADE.

He is a really good actor, and so I am. We both knew from the start, yet he let me think that im the one in charge here for some time.

And that's how we became homies!11!1!1!!1!

Turns out, he respected me a lot. He even said that he wished he had a kid who could be a mastermind like me, someone who pulls the strings behind the scene. (I'm still yuppieing on this one because I ALSO wish I had a father like him, and not a shitty ass alcoholic one I have)

And ye, since the summer of this year, we've been buddies.

All I can say about him is that HE IS a HEAVILY MISUNDERSTOOD GUY. Yep, he's evil, and so I am. But is it really the thing that matters?

WE'VE NEVER BEEN THE SAME AS THE GRAY MASS, WE'VE ALWAYS WERE DIFFERENT BUT IT'S NOT A BAD THING AS LONG AS NO ONE IS DYING FROM US BEING JERKS (P.S. NO ONE DID.)

And I want to make sure to keep it up and be THE BEST SILLY GOBER I AM for him and for my brother, whom he helped me to reunite with.

[jayfirestorm]

Guys you can't be serious rn.

Do you REALLY want me to loredump ya about GeoCherry, GD Academy and GMD.MOV?

I might also start yapping about AU things lol so ig it's gonna be a huuuuuuge loredrop.

teeeheee >:]