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school drawings of the creature (ted just ,,in general)
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lina: .... i like shiny things but i’d marry you with paper rings 😁😁
tetsurou: why’d you say it like that
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Feels so good when cute boys tip me well.
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i wrote dong instead of dont in my last tag
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Rhyme of the Chivalrous Shark
Most chivalrous fish of the ocean To ladies forbearing and mild, Though his record be dark, is the man-eating shark, Who will eat neither woman nor child. He dines upon seamen and skippers, And tourists his hunger assuage, And a fresh cabin boy will inspire him with joy If he's past the maturity age. A doctor, a lawyer, a preacher, He'll gobble one any fine day, But the ladies, God bless 'em He'll only address 'em Politely and go on his way. I can readily cite you an instance Where a lovely young lady of Breem, Who was tender and sweet and delicious to eat Fell into the bay with a scream. She struggled and flounced in the water, And signaled in vain for her bar, And she'd surely been drowned if she hadn't been found By a chivalrous man-eating shark. He bowed in a manner most polished Thus soothing her impulses wild. "Don't be frightened," he said, "I've been properly bred, And will eat neither woman nor child." Then her proffered his fin and she took it Such gallantry none can dispute. While the passengers cheered as the vessel they neared And a broadside was fired in salute. And they soon stood alongside the vessel, When a life-saving dinghy was lowered With the pick of the crew, And her relatives too And the mate and the skipper aboard. So they took her aboard in a jiffy, And the shark stood attention the while, Then he raised on his flipper and ate up the skipper And went on his way with a smile. And this shows that the prince of the ocean, To ladies forbearing and mile, Though his record be dark Is the man-eating shark, Who will eat neither woman nor child.
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#my gifs#giggles profusely#i'm not even sorry#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock#astrid#astrid hofferson#love on the battlefield#1000 notes
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and heres where i've been for the past weekend
i feel like i should like join in with the thing but ive had the best weekend: traveling slightly less north, going to a water zoo, ending up at a pride parade where géeg failed to fly a my little pony kite, baking a fuck ton of cakes whilst listening to the glory days of FBR, becoming besties with a staffie, B R E A D K I T T E N S, watching yuri, and nyanpire, and taking 800 selfies with everyone.
i love you all youre literally the best people ever im gonna miss all your wonderful accents with your inability to say castle, and cross roads safely.
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