#Fushimi at least got to have some fun imagine afterward he asks Yata if he's seen a ghost

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saruhiko is attacked by a strain that makes him invisible, he uses this as an excuse to torment yata

Fushimi would definitely find teasing Yata to be a fun application of his new power. Imagine this pre-S1, he was out hunting a Strain on his own and gets attacked. The Strain manages to escape and Fushimi decides to go back to headquarters for now to compile the intel he gathered while out and get the paperwork done while he decides his next move. As he’s on his way back though he finds himself dealing with a lot of annoyances, people keep bumping into him on the sidewalk and then look spooked afterward, and when he gets tired of that and tries to call a taxi they all just drive by. By the time he gets back to S4 he’s tired and more irritable than usual, sitting down to write his report. Doumyouji suddenly screams, Fushimi clicks his tongue as Hidaka asks what’s wrong. Doumyouji says there’s a ghost at Fushimi-san’s desk, the computer turned on by itself and the keyboard started typing on its own. Fushimi clicks his tongue again and is about to ask what idiocy Doumyouji’s talking about when Hidaka’s like wait did I just hear a tongue click. Doumyouji thinks it’s the ghost of Fushimi and Hidaka’s like but he’s still alive, Doumyouji thinks maybe Fushimi was so mad about the last report that he created a ghost out of his anger that’s going to haunt them all by making them rewrite all their reports.

Fushimi realizes something weird must be going on by now and decides to go over the info in his PDA alone, reading about the odd ‘disappearances’ caused by the Strain and figures out that this Strain must have invisibility powers. He’s actually not upset about this either, figuring this is one way to get his annoying subordinates to stop bothering him (imagine Munakata walking by and Fushimi freezes, the squad all run up to him to tell him about the ghost and he keeps telling them not to worry while looking vaguely in Fushimi’s direction. Fushimi mutters ‘creepy’ under his breath and decides to take his leave for now). Since he’s invisible Fushimi figures this would be handy for completing his mission, he can gather information and no one can see him, so he heads back out on his own.

Of course he’s barely away from S4 when he encounters Yata, and Fushimi absolutely can’t resist the urge to bother Misaki. Imagine he throws a knife to knock Yata off his skateboard, Yata goes flying and then looks up to see what he hit but all the knives that were on Fushimi’s person when he got hit by the Strain are also invisible so he doesn’t see anything. Yata’s like ‘huh, that’s weird’ and goes to pick up his fallen skateboard. As he’s about to touch it something kicks it just out of his reach. Yata’s all okay what the hell and reaches for the skateboard again, once again it moves just out of his reach. Yata pauses and then dives for it, the skateboard rolls back the other way. Yata’s like what the fuck is going on and suddenly his beanie to yanked off his head. Yata turns to yell at whoever pulled his hat off and suddenly sees his hat seemingly floating in the air. Yata starts stuttering out ‘a g-g-ghost’ and the hat is thrown right in his face. He grabs it and his skateboard and dashes off, terrified, while Fushimi stands there with his hand over his mouth trying to stop himself from laughing too hard.

He decides to follow Yata to Bar Homra, where Yata is telling Kusanagi and the others about the ‘ghost’ that attacked him. Kusanagi wonders if maybe it was a Strain of some kind, Yata’s like no way it had to be a ghost nothing was there. Fushimi is standing just outside and imagine Mikoto sitting up and looking out the window with Anna next to him. Kusanagi asks if something’s wrong and Mikoto says ‘nothing’ while Fushimi sits a little lower and quietly clicks his tongue. Yata’s still on edge so Kusanagi suggests he go home and rest a bit, Yata’s like yeah maybe that’s a good idea. Of course the ‘ghost’ has to follow, Mikoto is watching them leave and Anna says it should be fine, Mikoto shrugs in reply and Totsuka wonders if King and Anna saw something interesting that the rest of them couldn’t.

Yata gets home and is like maybe I’ll rest a bit, yeah, just lay down on the couch for a while. As soon as he does though Fushimi decides to tie his shoelaces together, and then goes to see what else he can move around to tease Misaki. Imagine he’s having fun like moving everything in the kitchen half an inch to the left and putting eggs in Yata’s bed, thinking it will be fun to see Yata start flailing once he wakes up. Fushimi opens Yata’s closet planning to rearrange all his clothes but then imagine in the back of the closet he finds this box. Fushimi snickers all oh my Misaki, to think a virgin has a secret stash, he’s definitely going to scatter this all around the apartment. When he opens it though inside is what little Fushimi left in their old apartment before he went to S4, a handful of clothes and personal items, and Fushimi’s face twists. He ends up shoving the box back in the closet and decides he has work to do, he can’t waste all this time dealing with useless things. As he’s leaving he stops just briefly, looking down at Yata’s sleeping face, and then mutters ‘stupid’ and leaves, letting the door slam behind him. (Yata, having missed all this angst, sits bolt upright, tries to get off the couch and promptly face plants on the floor because his shoes were tied together.)

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One time at as s4 bonding session, everyone ended up talking about their childhoods and reminiscing how fun they were and comparing experiences. They asked Fushimi about himself and he did not have any fun childhood experiences. Not even a birthday party either! Everyone thinks it's awful how much he missed out on. This conversation gives Munakata an idea for their next group bonding activity.

Why did this immediately make me think of S4 having a party at some kind of Chuck E. Cheese-style restaurant, Munakata happily letting everyone play games and enjoy the ball pit XD Imagine the squad are sharing some wholesome childhood memories, one of the rare bonding sessions that actually didn’t turn out too bad. Munakata starts by talking about some of the enjoyable days of his youth, speaking about things that happened less than twenty years ago the same way old men talk about the war. The squad are all encouraged to talk about their favorite childhood memory and they find it surprisingly easy to discuss, imagine Hidaka laughing about all the times he got in trouble or Doumyouji talking about his favorite birthday party.

That’s when they get to Fushimi’s turn and he’s asked to share a favorite childhood memory, Fushimi responds with a blunt ‘none.’ The squad exchange glances and Akiyama delicately says that Fushimi must have a good memory from being a child right, Fushimi again says ‘none.’ Hidaka’s like okay what about your birthday, you had to have a good birthday party right and Fushimi gives him this look like since when are birthdays happy, birthdays are just a day for people to play pranks on you. Imagine he’s not even saying this in a way like he recognizes how fucked up it is, Fushimi’s just very exasperated and matter of fact all who would have happy childhood memories how stupid. Of course the squad all feel bad now, imagine poor Hidaka half in tears because Fushimi has to have at least one good memory (technically he does too, but they all involve Yata and pre-ROK Fushimi refuses to think about those memories).

So then a few weeks later Munakata takes everyone out for a new fun bonding experience, the squad are like oh no are we going skydiving without parachutes again. Instead he takes them to a fun indoor children’s restaurant, the kind where little kids have pizza parties and play games and where the entire indoor area is probably covered in a fine layer of grease and germs. Munakata has bought out the entire place for the day, encouraging everyone to find their inner child and enjoy themselves to their heart’s content. Fushimi gives Munakata a what the hell look and Munakata says he thought they could celebrate Fushimi’s birthday this way. Fushimi’s like it isn’t even my birthday and Munakata says he sees no reason why they should wait for Fushimi’s birthday to give him a party.

Of course initially Fushimi has no interest in this at all but imagine he ends up unexpectedly getting pulled into it, like Hidaka drags him over to play skeeball and Fushimi’s competitive side awakens, then he ends up playing arcade games while the squad clusters around him amazed at his high score. Munakata even gives Fushimi a ‘subtle nudge’ into the ball pit with his Blue power and Fushimi makes sure to at least drag Munakata in with him (also later Doumyouji surprises him and Fushimi attempts to drown him in the ball pit). In truth everyone has a great time and afterward Munakata wonders if Fushimi enjoyed his birthday party, Fushimi clicks his tongue and mutters that it still isn’t his birthday…but maybe it wasn’t so bad.

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IzuSeri wedding post-RoK and since most of what's left of the different clans are sort of friends now, a lot of people got invited. Everyone tried to act properly but things got chaotic in the end anyways. Kusanagi and Awashima are kind of disappointed but not surprised but they're also not angry cause this is how all of their friends are after all. At least everyone is having fun.

I imagine Kusanagi and Awashima absolutely expected some level of chaos when they invited all these idiots to their wedding so they can’t really be that annoyed about it. I’m sure everyone did try their best though, like imagine the Homra alphabet being somewhat nervous because they all want to be on their best behavior for Kusanagi-san’s wedding. Everyone’s even dressed nice, Kamamoto probably had to tentatively let Yata know that he probably can’t wear his beanie to the wedding while Akagi adds that Bandou needs to take off his hat and glasses too, we all gotta look fancy here guys. Anna comes down dressed as the cutest flower girl and tells them all to behave, the guys are like of course we’re gonna behave at a wedding (as long as the Blues behave too and don’t cause trouble).

Meanwhile S4 is also in a tizzy, all getting dressed up nice and debating whether they’re supposed to bring their swords or not. Like on the one hand it’s a wedding so we don’t bring weapons do we but then again Captain has his on and they’re all dressed very military formal so wouldn’t a sword be okay for ceremony reasons. Hidaka makes the mistake of asking Fushimi, who’s busy hiding a few dozen knives in his clothes because even if it’s a wedding of course he needs knives. They’re all very determined to be proper and polite for this wedding, like we’re not gonna be barbarians like those Red guys, we can set an example for them.

I imagine the actual wedding ceremony part goes fine, everyone is nervous watching them walk down the aisle but by the time the vows are said the only slight wrinkle was Yata loudly crying and getting softly teased by Fushimi. The reception afterward is a little more chaotic, especially as the alphabet squads start getting drunker. Munakata comes over to congratulate Kusanagi in a very polite but vaguely threatening manner and Kusanagi replies with a smile and a passive-aggressive comment before Awashima steps in to offer her King the honor of the first bite of anko cake (Munakata and Kusanagi are suddenly comrades and share matching looks of suffering). The Silvers are there too and Neko and Fushimi end up having a chopstick duel over the best cuts of meat while Yata tries to drag Fushimi away to get him to eat some vegetables. Kuroh tries to offer a congratulatory haiku and is very touched when the Homra guys cheer him on like this is a sports game. In general everyone is mostly well behaved though, they don’t even commit any property damage and Kusanagi is pleasantly surprised to actually get his security deposit back.

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Youtube au. on the eve of February 14, Sarumi decides to make a video: what's in my mouth? Cute videos on this day are released by all couples, but sarumi decided that it was boring. So they asked their friends to buy the strangest food to make it more interesting.

Okay but clearly Yata is going to do all the eating of strange things, no way Fushimi agrees to try anything that might have – horrors! – vegetables in it. Imagine it's almost Valentine's Day and Yata thinks they should do something cool for their Youtube channel, Fushimi rolls his eyes because he knows most couples do like stupid sappy Youtube videos and he isn't interested in that at all. Yata's like no we don't have to do something sappy we can do something fun. Fushimi raises an eyebrow all 'fun?' and Yata gets an idea to do a 'what's in my mouth' challenge, they'll have their friends buy weird foods and then take turns being blindfolded and tasting them, it's like how people do chocolate tasting videos near Valentine's Day but weirder. Fushimi flat out refuses to eat anything strange and Yata's like okay I'll be blindfolded and eat weird things and you can make commentary, come on work with me a little.

So they end up making this video, imagine Fushimi sets up filming and he gets to be the one feeding Yata weird food and letting Yata guess what each thing is. They have some super weird stuff too, like Totsuka knows of some out-of-the-way marketplaces that sell things most cultures wouldn't even consider food, Fushimi also asked Munakata and got a bag full of mystery items that he's not entirely certain are even safe to eat. It turns out to be pretty fun though, at least for Fushimi – Yata likes some of the stuff but imagine him just gagging on a few different items and complaining that Fushimi can't laugh at him when Fushimi wasn't even willing to try doing this. Eventually they run out of food but Fushimi says he has one last thing for Yata's mouth, Yata's like okay go ahead. Fushimi immediately leans in and gives Yata a kiss with tongue, Yata makes a muffled noise of surprise before returning the kiss. Afterward Fushimi's smiling as he's like 'Well, Misaki? Was that something good for your mouth?' (and Yata, equally smiling, says 'yeah, I'm pretty sure it was tongue of jackass' and Fushimi's like watch your language Misaki, otherwise I won't let you taste it again).

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Anna Queen of hearts or any other (AU). But she is only a child (12 years), and Yata is her faithful knight and he decides that the Queen needs to have fun at least sometimes and remember that she is still a child. And he, with the help of Fushimi and the rest of the Homra court, gives her a better day.

If we’re going Queen of Hearts then that means Wonderland AU *^* Like imagine Anna is the adorable Queen of Hearts who spends a lot of time locked up in her castle, because of her status she isn't allowed out often. Her older brother Mikoto is the King of Hearts and tends to be called away often on business (and to deal with that annoying Mad Hatter guy who's always wanting to lecture him bout responsibility and shit). Anna sometimes feels very cooped up like a bird in a cage, even though she cares about all the servants and knights that serve her she still can't help but feel somewhat lonely, not wanting to bother anyone or get into anyone's way. She spends a lot of time in the garden looking at the roses, but since they're all white the color doesn't even look any different to her from the trees because the only color Anna can see anyway is red.

Yata meanwhile is Anna's loyal knight and personal bodyguard, he's always trying to cheer her up but he has his own duties and can't spend as much time with her as he would like. He really wants to find some way to make Anna smile but he can't think of what she would like or how he could make her happy. He's wandering around the castle grounds wracking his brain trying to think of an idea when an apple falls on his head, Yata looks up and there's Cheshire Cat Fushimi lounging on a branch above him. Fushimi says it looked like Misaki was actually trying to think for once and that isn't like him at all. Yata tells Fushimi to shut up and that he's got more important things to do than play with Fushimi. Fushimi clicks his tongue and disappears off the branch, reappearing next to Yata all I don't like that stupid look on your face. Yata waves him away all annoyed, saying he's trying to think of a way to help Anna and he doesn't need a stupid cat pestering him. Fushimi doesn't get why Yata's so serious and Yata says that Anna's been stuck in the palace too much lately and he just wants to give her something that will make her smile. Fushimi clicks his tongue and is like '...Anna, huh?' He says he's seen her walking around the grounds lately and then he's like fine Misaki, just this once I'll help you out so you don't have to strain your idiot brain, leaning in to whisper something in Yata's ear.

So then the next day Yata wakes Anna up with a smile and tells her they need to get going early, they've got a big day planned. Anna's surprised but Yata's smiling at her all excitedly and she takes his hand. First Yata takes her into the dining room where all the members of the Homra court have gathered and there's this big breakfast feast of pancakes and parfaits and all kinds of sweets, everything tinged red. Yata helps Anna into her seat and then sits down himself, saying they all wanted to have breakfast with her to start and instead of the usual quiet lonely breakfast there's a bunch of talking and laughing (and then Fushimi shows up out of nowhere to steal a piece of Yata's sausage and Yata starts yelling at him while Anna watches them and laughs). Afterward Yata leads Anna outside and the Homra guys have all this paint and rollers and things set up. Yata grabs a brush and hands one to Anna as he explains they thought the garden was kinda drab so he figured maybe Anna would like to help them paint the roses red. Anna's eyes shine and she dips her brush in the paint, soon everyone's painting and talking and having fun. Anna's dress and hands get covered in paint but no one scolds her and it's the most fun she's been allowed to have in a long time. By the end of the day everyone is tired and covered in paint, even Fushimi who showed up to have a paint war with Yata. Yata asks Anna if she had a good day and she tugs both Yata and Fushimi closer to her and gives them each a kiss on the cheek as she says thank you to them both.

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i feel like the only person that ships this but: what if totsuka and yata were dating when he literally died in yata's arms? like say he was in love with fushimi and those feelings never went away, but after he joined S4 yata started to fall for totsuka and decided to confess because he thought his feelings for fushimi were obviously one-sided (weather they actually were or not).

You’re not the only one anon, I know I’ve gotten a couple TotsuYataasks in the past. Actually I think the first one I got my reactionwas pretty much that they would be a cute couple right up until thepoint where Totsuka dies and then everything turns into a downwardspiral of angst and sadness. Going with your scenario, say Yata wasin love with Fushimi for a long time but never said anything, notwanting to ruin his friendship with Fushimi (and probably worryingthat Fushimi might mock him for it or something, like what if thisupsets Saruhiko so much he never wants to hang out with me again).When they join Homra I could see him being a bit attracted toTotsuka, like at least he thinks Totsuka’s a fun person who Yataenjoys spending time with, but he doesn’t really think of the crushas romantic because he’s still in love with Fushimi and besides hefigures Totsuka’s probably beyond him – even though Totsuka’s amore approachable person than Fushimi in some respects he’s alsostill one of the top three of Homra and so close to Mikoto, Yatawould probably figure he had no chance even if he realized that hedid have a crush. Yata doesn’t even really think of it seriouslyuntil Fushimi leaves to join Scepter 4, afterward Totsuka is tryingto cheer him up a bit and they end up spending a lot of time togetherand becoming closer. At some point Yata probably realizes he’s got acrush again but he’s still stinging under Fushimi’s betrayal and thewhole mess of what happened when the first person he loved left himand so he doesn’t say anything.

So then when Totsuka dies Yata’s hurt even worse because now here’sanother person he loved and lost and this one is even worsebecause at least Saruhiko is still alive. I’m imagining Yata cradlingTotsuka and confessing that he had a crush and imagining Kusanagi’sreaction here is interesting, I wonder how he would react to hearingthat Yata’s had a thing for Totsuka all this time. I can see himstepping back a little to give them a moment but at the same timelosing Totsuka isn’t easy for him either and he wants to stayclose. Totsuka meanwhile still just smiles and acts like Yata toldhim this interesting secret, apologizing a bit and assuring Yata thateverything will be all right even as Yata’s devastated. Actually Icould see Totsuka trying to nudge Yata in Fushimi’s direction hereeven as he accepts Yata’s confession, knowing that at least this waymaybe he can lead Yata to someone who is still alive (and assumingthat maybe Fushimi does have feelings for Yata and Totsukaalways knew it even if both Yata and even Fushimi himself didn’t). Ithink Yata would be even more devastated by Totsuka’s death than heis in canon, and I think maybe a little more adamant in wanting tohelp Mikoto take down Colorless even though he knows that he can’treally do anything in the face of a King. And in MK his depressionmight even be worse too, that one of the people he’s mourning wasmore than just a friend and he’s lamenting the what could have been,the question of whether he and Totsuka could have stayed together.Post-ROK this could affect his relationship with Fushimi too ifFushimi really was in love with Yata, since I think his crush wouldremain but Yata has all these conflicting feelings because he’d letgo of his love for Fushimi and loved Totsuka instead and he doesn’tknow if he can go back to being that starry-eyed kid with a crushever again,