#Fortunately no D so I was free from Mystic Bird'ing up

[somajean]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61898755

I had a bit of a nightmare in real life as, for lack of better words, an act of God happened and rendered me incapable of posting this. I'd mention what happened in Direct Messages if anyone is interested, but it's not quite relevant to the post.

I was the secret santa for @innocentdevilmaster and I am profusely apologizing for only now being able to post this! I hope you like it.