#For your parents to offer you alcohol - ESPECIALLY unprompted

[they-call-me-hippie]

I don't know about you, but if someone insinuated I am sheltered for not wanting to drink alcohol as a child or that it's normal cultural practice to illegally offer alcohol to your underage children I'd kill them. I'd just murder you! Deserved!

[storiesofsvu]

Alex Blake Couple's HC's

Alex Blake x reader warnings: language, mentions of alcohol, mentions of smut if you squint. Just some nice little headcanons to try and help spark some creativity for this week!! Feel free to send in some requests!!

Gives nose/forehead kisses

Alex is the *queen* of forehead/top of head kisses. Little ones in moments where you’re busy doing something, on the phone, working, cooking, she likes to press little kisses to your head while passing by, just as a small reminder of how much she loves you without having to distract you from whatever you’re doing.

Gets jealous the most

Neither. You’re both incredibly secure in your relationship, you care about each other and trust each other.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk

I’m giving this one to alex. While she’ll have a glass of wine or two with dinner, or a few more to celebrate special days she’s not the biggest drinker, especially out of the house. But she’ll always make sure to come pick you up after a night out, helping you home, making sure your make up is off, you’ve changed into the coziest pyjamas, and have a glass of water on the bedside table.

Takes care of on sick days

Quite obviously Alex. She has a million home remedies that she’ll bring out the moment you start to feel the tickle in your throat. Most of the time she manages to get it before it morphs into a full blown cold/flu, but when she doesn’t she’ll take a few days off work to take care of you. She’ll make sure you’re getting enough sleep/rest, proper nutrition, likely make chicken noodle soup from scratch, the ultimate comfort food that always makes you feel a million times better.

Drags the other person into the water on a beach day

This one goes to you, though Alex enjoys it. She usually expects a beach day to just sit in the sun, catch up on some reading that she’s been dying to do for ages, and for once it’s not related to work.  You’ll start with a nice little walk along the waterline, letting it cool your feet in the sand and next thing Alex knows she’s letting out a playful shriek as you’re tugging at her arm and pulling her deeper into the water.

Gives unprompted massages

Alex. It just comes with the very nurturing personality. If you’re on the couch after dinner she’ll likely have your head in her lap where she’ll play with your hair gently, or your legs draped across her lap where she’ll massage your feet/legs and often gesture for you to shift so she can work on your shoulders.

Who drives? Who rides shotgun?

It swaps back and fourth, generally just whichever car is closer to the street/accessible, whoever’s car it is drives. If it’s a long, out of the city trip, you’ll usually offer to drive, letting Alex get some work done while you do so. Alex also doesn’t like driving at night much anymore.

Brings the other lunch at work

You. Alex is always busy, and often would end up working through lunch, or at least eating at her desk so she welcomes the days that you pop up at her side with food. You always come knowing that she could be whisked away in a moment, or not have the time to actually break for lunch, but you’ll happily sit at her desk with her to eat. You also keep her go bag stashed with snacks for the longer flights and tough cases with not as much free time.

Has the better parental relationship

I’m gonna go with you on this one. While Alex doesn’t have a bad relationship with her family, she still kinda avoids them unless she can’t avoid it kinda thing.

Tries to start roleplaying in the bedroom

Neither of you. It’s not something either of you are really into, especially any more intense roleplay. Alex is usually a very tender lover, gentle and soft, though she will drag things out for as long as she possibly can, watching you come undone as many times as possible.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

This one’s gonna go to Alex. She doesn’t drink often but occasionally a bottle of wine with dinner at home will lead to some after dinner drinks, which leads to giggles and joking, starts off with some cute dancing in the living room and then the next song that comes on is something faster paced and next thing you know you’re laughing so hard you’re crying.

Still cries watching titanic

You. Alex does have a soft spot for classic romantic movies, but she prefers the older ones. She’ll sit through titanic for you, but finds herself being very bored in the first half of it.

Firmly believes in couples costumes

This is either you or neither of you. You’re at the stage of your life that dressing up for random parties doesn’t happen, and Halloween is just about giving out candy, there might be a headband with cat ears but that’s about as far as you’re going.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Neither of you. Alex’s gifts are always super personable, sentimental and from the heart. She’ll craft something together that means the absolute world to you without having to be expensive or fancy.

Makes the other eat breakfast

Both of you. Most mornings you’ll have time to eat together, but if things are moving quickly, it’s often Alex ends up just having coffee on her way out the door (and it’s those days that you’ll definitely be showing up with lunch or shoving a muffin and a piece of fruit into her bag for when she realizes she’s starving in an hour). Weekends are when she’ll cook up a big brunch for the two of you, pancakes or waffles, bacon, fruit, hashbrowns, the works!

Remembers anniversary

Both of you. Most of the time you do something more lowkey, just a nice takeout dinner at home accompanied by your favourite movies and a nice bottle of wine. Alex will put a little more into the substantial ones, your first year together you celebrated more, and then it lay kinda quiet until you hit five years, and so on.

Brings up having kids.

I think this is a neither of you. You’re completely happy with just the two of you, you’re both busy with work all the time and enjoy spending what free time you do have with each other, there’s no desire for kids.

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