#Flynn walks in with his paper crown claiming he's a sexyman

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What makes it even funnier is that Flynn “won the Sexyman tournament” by winning 30 votes to Golden Queen’s 21.

Dude only won because of a very small sample size. Bro only got enough votes to fill a kindergarten classroom. Every other tumblr sexyman tournament gets engagement in the thousands and Flynn sweeps because no one shows up.

Flynn sits on a throne in the middle of a parking lot, entertaining his subjects (a paper cup and a crumpled up piece of paper). Do not cry for him, his fandom is already dead.

flynn winning the sexyman tournament, ON ONE HAND, is really funny because you KNOW that’s how he sees himself. if this was in-universe he would be soooo smug about it too.

flynn at skymart talking to the cashier like “yeah, you know who i am? winner of the Sexiest Skylander Tournament…two years in a row. 😏 so is there a discount for celebrities orrr”

people at the academy would neeeever hear the end of it. hugo wants to tear his hair out