#Fight for your goddamn life you privleged prick!

[allycat75]

Searching to see if anyone else notices what a fuck-up you have become, Boston Dumb Fuck, in the hopes someone close to you may get you the help you obviously need before you reach a point if no return (one way or another), but all I found was this article from about a year ago.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss, I suppose. Or the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

[allycat75]

With rumors of Haley Atwell also coming back for Doomsday, please tell me someone else told you no one wants this, Boston Dumb Fuck!

I hate to say this, but most people don't care about you or really don't like you (including yourself, remember). Fix whatever the fuck is wrong with you on the inside, because nothing is going to work on the outside if you don't. You will probably just alienate more people, like when you xenophobicly equated your Nazi wifey being from Portugal to being interested in doing a Bollywood film ("Dumb white boy knows what Bollywood is, right?" I believe was the gist of the comments). And if you do anything close to this, you know it will be a huge, racist "fuck you" to what I can only assume would be former friend, Anthony Mackie, because for as many collosal mistakes as you have made and failures you have had, your white privlege tells you that you deserve another chance without ever having to earn it. Lesson learned, I suppose.

But I guess you have been giving the racist, sexist and antisemetic finger over the past few years to a lot of people who believed in you. Maybe I was hoping you would wake the fuck up, fire your entire team, make amends for the massive manipulative hypocrite you have been and do the hard and consistent work to change almost everything about yourself, so you could become someone who could look square in the mirror and like the authentic person staring back at himself. But I guess that is my fault for having faith that you may want to fight for your goddamn life. Stupid me (but never near as dense as you and your dullard fake bride- I guess you really are the company you keep). 🤦‍♀️

But hey, please prove me wrong, you prick!

Definitely pr really worked for him it mostly worked for him tho

[allycat75]

God, who does this sound like?!

[allycat75]

Hey, Boston Dumb Fuck! Good news- it may be easier than you think to move to Portugal with your vapid Nazi wifey (you know, the country you had one of the two kinda ceremonies in- Go Portugal!).

Think about it- the two of you can be arrogant and entitled together while you put on your best pissy Chrissy on the beach wishing for snow. They have one of the highest English Proficiency Indexes so you won't have to performatively learn Portuguese and can remain the Xenophobic, ugly, white privleged American we know you love being. And I can start calling you Porto Dumb Fuck or Lisbon Dumb Fuck!

She can cook your pesto eggs for breakfast, lunch and dinner because neither of you grown-ass adults can be trusted to not burn down the one bedroom apartment with anything more complicated. The place can be chock-a-block full of bookshelves with Razzie after Razzie- she may even be able to display a few of her own, too.

Pot isn't legal yet, although I believe it is decriminalized, so you won't be able to really dig in on that pot pottery, but I am sure with your creepy, old man vibe next to your teen-looking wife, you will have no problem convincing the doctors there that you suffer from glaucoma.

You and the racist snot can spend all day pretending to do yoga, paint, play guitar and discuss pseudo-philosophy in an echo chamber so no one calls you out that everything flying from your gaping trap is bullshit. You can finally teach her the fine points of Mario Kart, as well as bond while writing, producing, directing and staring in your own series of "art house" pornos- one in the shower doing laundry, one with you trying to smother her with your hand, one where she is hiding in the washing machine (because she cleaned the clothes in the shower), and another where Dodger is watching you pound each other without chemistry or eye contact, finally feeling what that emotion of "sadness" is.

Or, and hear me out- "crazy fan" idea here, you can wake the fuck up from the self induced, CAA sponsored, nightmare and take your goddamn life back. It will require the most work, strength and courage your coddled little heart has ever had to do- to trudge through the dark forest, fight your ROUS's, climb from the pit of despair, find and triumph over the six fingered man that killed your soul and spirit (sorry- just watched "The Princess Bride" to take my mind off these fucking fires and Santa Ana winds).

Build yourself brand new, exactly the way you want to, where your words and actions are congruent with your values, and there is no need to self medicate (you really need to have professionals help you with that because you suck at "psychopharmacology"). No more lies, no more fake antisemetic wifey with that dumbass shame ring, no more team who doesn't believe in you and uses you as a pawn in their nefarious machinations, no more stunts that make you look like a joke and erode any hope that a decent female would ever want to fuck you again, let alone waste her life with a loser like you.

You need to define what your authentic self is and be that! And surround yourself only with people who love and support that Chris. Tell the truth about what a shit you have been, get rid of that Annoying Schmucks on Parade website and try to make amends to those who you have wounded during this embarrassing episode, intentional or not. Learn the lessons and never go back to being this god awful prick again.

We only get so many trips around the sun and you have already wasted too many being a horrible person. Stop being so selfish and do better!

Peace out ✌️!