#Fairyofsomething

[thevampireauthoress]

For the ask game: 2, 21, 23 :D

You are the sweetest 🥺 tbh we've been mutuals for years, at this point that is practically a blood pact 💖

[thevampireauthoress]

Thanks for the tag @jackthebard

Last Song: Cry Little Sister cover by CHVRCHES

Favourite Colour: Black/Red

Currently Watching: Avatar: The Last Airbender (animated series)

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Sweet (I like all, it just depends on my mood)

Relationship Status: Widowed

Current Obsession: Sherlock & Co (podcast), Camlann (podcast), three different craft projects, vampires

I tag @fairyofsomething @shamrockace @wolfandrain @megspixie @monksdighistory you're it!!

Hey @fairyblue-alchemist Fuck you for tagging me in this

last song: "Belgrade" by Battle Tapes

favorite color: Purple, in honor of a late friend

currently watching: Vikings, Dungeon Meshi, Lord of the Rings (again)

spicy/savory/sweet: Spicy/savory, very rarely sweet

relationship status: It's a HUGE fucking question mark right now.

current obsession: Baldur's Gate 2. Hazbin Hotel. Cleaning out my fridge.

I am approaching @thevampireauthoress @poetry-for-ghosts, and @fernal-red with this post rolled up around a cardboard tube.

[theshapeshifter100]

Circle of the Black Ring, Assignment 4, Chapter 3, up now!

@fairyofsomething @autumnleafauthor

[thevampireauthoress]

I was tagged by @vampvelour to share five songs I've been listening to recently (thanks for tagging me, love you too 😘)

(^ current song being sacrificed on the altar of 'blast on repeat until you feel it indelibly inked on your soul' by the 'tism)

No pressure tags: @whimsipunk @fairyblue-alchemist @fabdante @jackthebard @nb-fish @jackjames-exe @luverofsupernatural @fairyofsomething @monksdighistory @megspixie love y'all ❤️

[thevampireauthoress]

Nine Person Tag

Tagged by @ghouligan-ghost thank you so much friend ❤️

Last Song:

Skeletons on Parade - Ludo

Last Movie:

Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

Currently Watching:

Lockwood and Co.

Currently Reading:

Halloween - Mark Oxbrow

The Secret History of Vampires - Claude Lecouteux

Currently Craving:

Violence :3

Last Thing I Searched For Writing:

(BDG voice) How much blood do bird have in it

Three Ships:

anderperry, hockeystick.... Ummmm uhhhhh... The Demeter?????

Tagging: @fairyofsomething @wolfandrain @luverofsupernatural @thecanadianmcrdragon @jackjames-exe @megspixie @monksdighistory @valentineodium and anyone else who wants to ❤️

[theshapeshifter100]

I posted 4,890 times in 2022

30 posts created (1%)

4,860 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@shamrockace

@autumnleafauthor

@marginmaster87

@fairyofsomething

@isa-ghost

I tagged 1,539 of my posts in 2022

#critical role - 252 posts

#loz - 113 posts

#pokemon - 94 posts

#bells hells - 89 posts

#the watch au - 85 posts

#dnd - 71 posts

#tlovm - 69 posts

#jacksepticeye - 68 posts

#the legend of vox machina - 56 posts

#twilight princess - 50 posts

Longest Tag: 124 characters

#i always thought 'you really got me' by the kinks was about someone captured by the opposing side of some fictional conflict

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Babybel Wrapper, Mint, and Sunny D! <3

I? I scare you?

Oh do tell me more

Otherwise, yes, let's go bake cookies and frolic!

9 notes - Posted October 22, 2022

#4

I’m just going to throw this into the tag I hope something comes of it

There’s a whisper at around 9.15-9.20, and you know, it could be nothing, it’s before some of the weirder stuff starts to happen, but come on, it’s a weird whisper, gotta try.

I’m getting ‘We’re here’ Any further interpretations because my hearing is not great

15 notes - Posted October 5, 2022

#3

ALTR 04859

Listen alright no one who’s done these knows who the hell I am but damn it if I don’t enjoy a fun writing concept. I believe @tracobuttons started this

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ALTR 04859 was first spotted in late 2017, and evaded capture for a full year before being brought into IRIS custody. No harm came to IRIS operatives during this time, although some were throughly embarrassed.

ALTR 04859 has the standard form is a stocky humanoid female standing at 155cm with blonde hair. Whether this is her original form is unclear, as the primary ability of this ALTR is the ability to change form.

There appears to be a preference for canid, lagomorph, feline and raptor forms. There is no known pattern to why she shifts to these forms. Upon being questioned, ALTR 04859 merely shrugged and stated ‘because I feel like it’.

In human form, ALTR 04859 is fidgety, particularly with her hands. A foam stress ball has been provided and was gleefully received. In other forms she displays similar behaviour through other means, such as tail swishing and wing flapping, but the stress ball is still used. It has has to be replaced three separate times at time of writing.

When left alone, ALTR 04859 will sing, no matter what form she has taken. Observers greatly dislike when she does this in the form of a cat, or a fox. However, being prohibited from singing caused an increase in stress, so ALTR 04859 was merely advised not to sing in such forms, and has so far cooperated.

Intelligence appears to be on the same level as an average human, and retains the same cognition and awareness no matter the form taken.

ALTR 04859 displayed recognition when some other ALTRs were described, but claims to have never interacted with them. The Watchr cameras told us that she was being truthful.

The one known exception is ALTR 0899, whom ALTR 04859 appears to enjoy the company of greatly. The two ALTRs are not to be left unsupervised with each other, and given their propensity to mimic each other when changing form, measures are to be taken to ensure the correct ALTR is returned to the correct cell.

A steady supply of fiction books is to be maintained in order to distract ALTR 04859 and lower stress. ALTR 04859 has expressed great enjoyment of certain tropes found in fantasy and science fiction novels, although has also stated a great distaste of the romance genre, and romantic plot lines in general. Despite IRIS’s best efforts, there are a limited number of titles that fit those requirements, but there has yet to be any great discontent over the matter.

Despite clear curiosity, and potential pleading, ALTR 04859 is not allowed any non-fictional resources we have about magic.

Whilst in IRIS custody ALTR 04859 appears mostly calm, and sometimes amused. There is the concern that ALTR 04859 will attempt to escape using her ability, and while many security measures have been put in place, we are not yet certain of her full capabilities. It is unlikely that ALTR 04859 will display them willingly.

Future tests of ALTR 04859′s abilities are still under board consideration.

There is to be constant monitoring of ALTR 04859′s cell and any new forms shown are to be reported immediately. She is to be allowed supervised exercise in an enclosed space once a week, and if well behaved, is allowed light training with the guards. ALTR 04859 appears to have some level of skill in unarmed combat, but is not allowed to properly train, in case physical restraint is required. Under no circumstances allow ALTR 04859 to know of the location of IRIS’s weapons stores, let alone allow her to use them, no matter of assurances that she ‘just wants to look’.

In the event of escape, food is one potential non-violent method of recovery, as ALTR 04859 appears to have trouble turning down food. Sweet food and chocolate are recommended, however given the clear preference for predator forms, having meat on hand is also recommended

19 notes - Posted November 13, 2022

#2

Jackieboy-man and IRIS

So this is the result of a conversation on The Watch discord between me and @dawnstar13, and @isa-ghost‘s posts.

If I stare at this work much longer I might scream

Word Count: 2,141

Warnings: strong language, kidnap, inplied needles (right at the end)

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IRIS, like many dubious facilities, has levels of security. Not all key cards allow all access. Not all security personnel have the same level of training.

Not all the corridors have the same level of security. Not all of them had a pair of guards every five metres and three, five-inch steel doors going down it.

At the far end of this corridor, is an eleven-inch steel door. Two blocks of five-inch steel and one-inch of lead. Naturally.

On the other side of that door, a figure paced. He paced at the speed of a sprint, moving across the room that only had a basic bed shoved against the back wall. In a corner near the ceiling a camera sat, a black blob in mostly grey room with an ever present, blinking, red light.

Jackie glared at it as he paced, blue eyes flickering bright green. If he messed with the camera, this already cramped room would be stormed by armed and protected guards and he’d be hauled somewhere with even less space. As if that was going to help.

The bastards fucking kidnap him, pump him full of shit, drag him out every now and again for random tests, and then just leave him. What the fuck?!

The anger made his brown hair flare the same bright green as his eyes before settling again, glaring at the camera again before slumping onto the bed with enough force to send loose sheets flying up.

His eyes naturally fell on the door. The stupid, fucking, door. Thicker than any door had any right to be, with one of those panels in the top that can slide open so someone could look in. Smug pricks.

His eyes flicked from the camera to the door. Maybe…

Planning and prepping with an ever-present camera was tricky. There was always the chance that someone was watching, and the already sparse room would be tossed. At this point he was lucky to have a bed frame and not just a mattress on the floor.

So, spur of the moment it was.

In a blur of green the camera was ripped from the wall and Jackie had pressed himself against the wall by the door, counting down.

There was shouting outside that he could just pick up on, thumping of boots and rattling of guns as the near endless supply of grunts filed outside.

3…2…1…

0…

-1…

Okay these guys really needed to work on their timing.

Five beats late, the door burst open, and Jackie was already moving.

He couldn’t fight these guys. He was stronger definitely, but if enough got their hands on him, he was screwed. They had training and numbers. So running was the best option.

His hair and eyes glowed green and the world slowed to a crawl as he darted past armed guards in black tactical gear. Word seemed to be getting around and the doors ahead were starting to close. At the speed of a snail, so if he took his time, he might have rush to make the last one.

There was an extended boom of a gunfire, and Jackie had the time to look over his shoulder to dodge it. He passed the first door, glided through the second…why was the world getting faster?

Jackie’s breath began to rattle in his lungs as he slowed. No no no no no no no! That door was closing!

He stumbled through the final door as it hissed shut behind him, green glow stuttering like a candle in the wind. The few remaining guards on this side hesitated, all of them appearing confused for a minute.

The dozen blinking cameras in the corridor made Jackie focus, and before the guards could recover he had punched a couple hard enough to rattle their brains and send them to the ground. The last remaining one swung a baton, which Jackie caught and accidentally crushed.

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22 notes - Posted October 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Wasn’t there a thing about making cookies today for In Space with Markiplier?

White choc chip and cranberry!

40 notes - Posted April 4, 2022

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[lydia-hen]

I posted 943 times in 2022

4 posts created (0%)

939 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@spongebobssquarepants

@trash-raccoon

@fairyofsomething

@rolandeepyaoi

I tagged 6 of my posts in 2022

#uquiz - 1 post

#superbat - 1 post

#robin - 1 post

#clawbert - 1 post

#tsuki odyssey - 1 post

#lol - 1 post

#mobile games - 1 post

#spotify - 1 post

#wrap up - 1 post

#18-19 - 1 post

Longest Tag: 13 characters

#tsuki odyssey

My Top Posts in 2022:

#4

0 notes - Posted October 10, 2022

#3

@Spotify ile 2022 yılım böyle geçti. Sen de #SpotifyWrapped ile Özetini keşfet.

1 note - Posted December 2, 2022

#2

1 note - Posted October 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Why did SuperBat cross my mind so quickly

15 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

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[septic-dr-schneep]

I'm not sure if we can pick one word or all the ones generated. I got internal, sudden, panoramic, blow and wish. But if we can only choose one I go with 'wish' for Jameson.

Whatever Marvin had used to enchant this penny, it was well worth the effort, Jameson mused, affectionately patting his vest pocket. First in line at the coffee shop, just in time to snatch the last box of jasmine tea in stock, a discount on the cufflinks he had been eyeing for the last two weeks, and a free spot on his favorite bench at the park. Not even noon and this day was already splendid!

Dare I test my fortune, wishing for that new sword cane I fancy? It was worth a shot! 

[shamrockace]

@autumnleafauthor @fairyofsomething @theshapeshifter100

you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centres you. oh yeah none of that shit matters. I love you

[n-anon]

Dropped into your asks to tell you that you got me good. Congratulations. XD

Awww yeah 😎, also glad to see u got ur account back, that's great!

[iamliteraltrash1]

Is the ask meme still relevant? If so white, red and blue!

+ daww thank uwu

+ Again where is this good shit I post I have yet to see it 😆

+... What reasons?? Is it cause you're my twitch mod and feel obligated to jjsks

[shamrockace]

@theshapeshifter100 @fairyofsomething

[fairyofsomething]

Me? Posting an original story on ao3?

It’s more likely than you think:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23700196

It’s called Astas’ Lullaby and yeah, if you wanna you can check it out.

It’s fantasy. In an original world of mine.

[weirdmixofweirdness]

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[immabethehero]

UHHHH HI THANKS???? I’M SO FLATTERED!!! I LOVE YOUR ART!!! @fairyofsomething

[shamrockace]

@autumnleafauthor @fairyofsomething @theshapeshifter100 @marginmaster87 @astraeus-moon

The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?