#FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU IF U THINK OTHERWISE

[americankimchi]

7 and 40 for the star wars asks?

i typed out my answer twice and accidentally refreshed the page both times and i'm eUHFRHGJSDGUINJG anyways.....

7. If you could choose any profession to have in the GFFA, what would you be?

i don't want to be a jedi like anakin and co. i think i'd be down to be one that works in the archives..... or goes out and searches for things to record IN the archives. like go deep diving in an ancient jedi temple lost to time (or an ancient sith one 👀)

40. If you could make your own Star Wars trilogy/series, what would it be about?

man i had this whole thing written out but like i said i hit refresh and fucked myself over so

i think i'd like to re-do the sequel trilogy

not from the ground up just change one or two aspects of it so it goes from an affront to mankind to palatable

things i would change:

kylo ren stays a villain because i'm sick and tired of contrived redemption arcs and his was literally just a speedrun of eps 1-6 so no thanks

also i simply think he makes for a far more interesting villain/character if he fully commits to the role. sure have some like underlying doubts about his going dark side/potential to return to the light bc that makes him more fleshed out but like. would it not be juicy to simply Stay Evil because he's obsessed with vader at his peak and wants to emulate that power

what the FUCK was up with snoke. he really just died like that huh!!! LIKE A PUNK BITCH!!!!!! NO PANACHE NO NOTHING JUST GETS FRUIT NINJA'D IN HALF!!!!!!! i want this bitch to stay alive and die spectacularly in ep 9. how that happens is up to you but palpatine stays dead bc that was vader-as-anakin's last act!!! AN ACT OF LOVE BROUGHT TO LIFE BY THE LOVE FOR HIS SON!!!!!!!! DUSTY MAN STAYS DUST!!!!!!!

rey and the dyad with kylo can stay if it must. but i want it to be like a "oh shit rey is secretly a spy for the enemy??? even if an unwilling one??? we can't tell her anything because we don't know how this connection works and she clearly can't control it" BECAUSE HOW FUCKING SPICY WOULD THAT BEEEEEEEEEE. everyone knows she's an ally. BUT IS SHE? CAN SHE BE? WITH A CONNECTION TO KYLO REN AS STRONG AS A FORCE DYAD????

fuck r//ylo all my homies hate r//ylo.

FINN SHOULD'VE BEEN A JEDI I WILL STAND AND DIE ON THIS FUCKING HILL THAT SCENE IN TFA WHERE HE'S HOLDING ONTO ANAKIN'S LIGHTSABER AND ROARING AT KYLO REN AS HE CHARGES AT HIM FOREVER CHANGED THE FABRIC OF THE COSMOS FOR FUCK'S SAKE HIS STORY ARC WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

kid who is raised with no name no individuality only a number and extensive YEARS of brainwashing to fit the mold others have put him into breaks that mental programming by sheer force (heh) of will and compassion after he is faced with the realities of war. he quits everything he's known immediately, even freeing a member of the enemy faction he's been taught to loathe because it's the right fucking thing to do and ends up launching himself into a fight against the very organization that raised him. even though he has multiple opportunities to abandon the fight and almost takes them he ultimately STAYS because his moral code (!!!) tells him that to do otherwise is unnaceptable

MANS WAS A JEDI IN ALL BUT NAME FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU SEQUEL TRILOGY

also i want han and leia's marriage to survive. that shit made me so sad. i loved them in the OT so much.......... ):

/looks away from the scene where luke tosses anakin's lightsaber aside because i can't do it. i simply can't do it.

ALSO luke "a new hope" skywalker just giving up like that like HELLO???????????????????????

???????????????????????????????????????????????????

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I SIMPLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND

there is no WAY that luke would turn from a galaxy at need just because his padawan failed him in every conceivable way ESPECIALLY since he doesn't even have a prerogative keeping him from doing so like protecting innocent lives! HIM JUST FUCKING OFF TO AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WAS JUSTJG9TUIWRONGUTOBNFD. im fine. im ok.

BUT I'M NOT, THOUGH.

anyways.

i could go on but long story short rey kicks kylo's teeth in and then finn comes in and turns snoke to smoke

finn, rey, and force ghost luke go on to revive the jedi. again. because for some fucking reason star wars sees fit to raze them to the ground every 50 years. fuck u let them thrive

[hiraethstill]

THIS WEEK ON DAIYA NO ACE (8/13)

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!

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FIRST SECOND AND I ALREADY PAUSED TO FAWN OVER ASADA

he researched... and developed.... this style......

what a good boi im soft

he works so hard

and he's so happy to be praised by koushuu lookit him!!!

WAS THAT MY CHILD TAKU COVERING FIRST

TAKU BEIN CHEEKY

eijun shook

kanetou bein proud!!

look at these two beautiful boyos

TAKU ENCOURAGING ASADA AND THE OTHERS I CANNOT

lmaooo mogami

"their voices are urging me forward" YOUUUUUUUUU PRECIOUS BEAN

tiny outfield firstie bois

haha kuki doesnt look that upset that theyre calling out more than when he was pitching

then again he didnt have koushuu/taku out there with him huh

they stirring things up

aaand kuki read my mind hyaha!

obligatory pretty koushuu shot

bro asada did the anime megane thing lmaoo

i like that masashi noticed someone else's/yui's countenance

someone wanna tell me why eijun's smiles/grins are always so contagious

passionate deep down huh hehe

W OW??? THIS ART LOOKS KINDA STRANGE BUT TAKU LOOKS REALLY HANDSOME/OLDER????

okay its not strange but

it seems different from everyone else's

@ animators did you hire someone specifically to draw taku lmaoo

whatre you lookin at me like that for HUH???

aww you will pitch your best asada sweetie

HASKDJF asada das gAY

HELL F U CK ING YEAH THAT WAS A CURVEBALL

EAT DIRT AUDIENCE

oh man i remember someone talking about how it was more 12-6 hMMST

KOUSHUU APPRECIATING ASADA IS ALL I NEEDED

and omg my sweet child asada is just wondering about how he missed it

pretty koushuus

"maybe it wasnt so bad" MY DUDE

MY GU Y

BALL ANIMATION

BRO MASASHI I KNOW YOU WANNA HIT IT

okay that sounded kinda wrong

WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND WHY IS HE CHEERING ON HIS BOYFRIEND

aww asada turns to taku like he doesnt know which other fielder to turn to first aaaaaaa

hey zono looks nice here

and of course shirasu my guy

kanemaru's sassy hip

"you have an evil look in your eye, shinji" "you started it!"

HAVE I MENTIONED KANETOU ARE MARRIED

aw asada nodding so fervently my heart just grows for him every second

I FUCKIN LOVE YOUUUUUUU TAKUUUUUUUUUUU

asaDA'S NOISES OF SHOCK HE'S SO CUTE IM ABOUT TO BURST I SWEAR

AND HIS FACE OF SHOCK IM

WOW

I NEED TO SIT DOWN

BABIIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

ASADA IS SO HAPPY THAT KOUSHUU IS RAISING HIS GLOVE AND TAKU IS SO PROUD THAT KOUSHUU IS RAISING HIS GLOVE

NOT TO MENTION KOUSHUU AND ASADA TAPPING GLOVES IM

SO FUCKING DRAMATIC

FELLA S IS IT G AY

WAIT WHAT

DID I HEAR THAT CORRECTLY

ASADA PLAYED SOFTBALL??????

UMMMM CAN I GET A HELL YEAH??????????

esp since i told this kid at camp that i played baseball and he was like "no you play softball" like fuck gender norms

EIJUN AND MOCHI ARE SO PROUD OF ASADAAA

AND LOOK AT KUKI + OTHERS GREETING ASADA SO WARMLY IM SOFT

ah mochi i love you

ah eijun i love you

both of you even more so after being great big bros to asada

why the fuck is koushuu so pretty

taku looks SO happy that koushuu is stepping up and changing momentum and kicking ass

the other third years look so down that nabe cant play... :c

oh man i remember tokyo senbatsu i cant wait to see more good bois

TAKU ON BASE HELL YEAHH

oho koushuu batting third

wow ochiai recruited taku?

at least they recognize he's a speedy boi

OMG EIJUN SAYING UNDERESTIMATING KARIBA im so proud of both of them

but uhhh i still want taku to reach

and he dID!!

eijun's shocked face and mochi's "nice, a challenge huh" face are a bit gratifying

im sos orry kariba i know you deserve better

damn taku acknowledging he barely made it when everyone else WHOAs

also koushuu calling him taku aaaaaa

kawashima you got this!

HELL FUCKING YEAH TAKU STOLE THIRD I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

MOCHI

MOCHI ACKNOWLEDGING TAKU'S HARD WORK AND TALENT

what did i tell yall about koutaku sharing one brain cell

one smart brain cell

man... justice for kariba what a good underrated boi

HA kanemaru ships koutaku you cant tell me otherwise

their baseball is brainy... im cryin softly

lmAO savage mochi

sachiko i love you!

what rumors ochiai -eyes emoji-

SCREM SMOL KOUTAKU BABIES

I WOULD D IE FOR THEM

LOOK AT THEIR SMILES

pretty koushuu shot is pretty and this one was too pretty to gloss over

there was another one but ill spare you and also i couldnt get the screenshot where i wanted it

AWW LOOK AT ASADA CHEERING FOR KOUSHUU WITH HIS HANDS IN THE AIR

TAKU SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAA FLASHBACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

HARUCCHI EIJUN TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK

ANOTHER pretty koushuu shot wtfff

lmao masashi just leaves

and yui's concerned face omg

YES KAGAMI GOOD HIT

AND PRETTY KUKI

asou are you saying shirasu has a plain appearance???????? bc excuse you shirasu is handsome and therefore kagami is handsome

LMAO masashi tryna steal their spotlight?

you can do that somewhere else buddy

yui's :0 face omg

natsukawa and anna!!!! queens <333

omg harucchi wow lowkey savage as always

imagine kanetouharu......... hMST

hyaha mogami just always makes me laugh

bro yui and masashi while thats sweet of you isnt it kinda rude to allow less spotlight time for players that wanna move up

takatsu has every right to be frustrated

aND KAWASHIMA TOO LOOK AT HIM

wow... that hurt

right there

that shit hurted

KSDSDKH masayui also one brain cell?

BROSKIS.... HEIG H T DIFFERENCE..........

lmaooo eijun

you're probably not gonna get a second yes

himst pretty

yes zono thank you

mogami BLS

YESS THANK YOU MOCHI FOR ACKNOWLEDGING TAKATSU

that makes it both kane and mochi now, WHERE IS MY INTERACTION

FELLAS.... IS IT GAY...........

OMG SAWAMURA

DRAG THAT PITCHER OFF THE MOUND IS TOO MUCH

LOOK ASADA THINKS YALL WANT TO PULVERIZE HIM NOW

what... what a beautiful shot...

they dont even look fazed

aww taku reminding asada that eijun really does care about him

taku is so amused by eijun omg

and so perceptive

toujou kane and harucchi all looking at eijun in varying shades of "this is normal"

WHY ARE KOUTAKU LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE THIS

MY GAY HEART CANT TAKE IT

PLEASE I LOVE THEM

asada looks so determined!!!

preview

no amount of time is enough for what? before graduation?

ooh a beautiful mochi!

RIP koushuu but honestly im glad he went to second string first he'll get more playing time

beautiful kuki too!

NORI AND EIJUN HANGING OUT YESS

SUMMARY:

asada praised by koushuu + cheered on by fielders esp takukuki gay

"you have an evil look in your eye shinji" "you started it!"

ASADA CURVE + SOFTBALL

TAKU SPEED

justice for senpais

masayui Appeal one brain cell

too many pretty koushuus

harusawa teamwork!