#FUCK I CAN'T DRAW ULTIMIS RICHTOFEN

[m-s-justice]

hey guys I've never played bo4 this is how Alpha Omega goes, right?

[clownsarthouse]

Raspberry swirl, matcha and pineapple for the ask meme! I’m choosing Ultimis Richtofen x Clown for this one

Pineapple - Ultimis!Richtofen would probably like his pizzia either cheesey or pepperoni. Just a simple type of food guy. Now for me, I would get pineapple and ham pizzas to fuck with him. But, my personal favorite is a stuffed crust pizzia with extra cheese...i'm a cheese enjoyer B) Matcha - Ultimis!Richtofen can be a romantic type by giving away simple things like flowers he finds or even give away his favorite part of the human body, the spleen! Maybe even spend a little of his hard earn points to give away some extra ammo or a bottle of jugg. As for Andy(tottaly not me-), he would definitely find something in his inter-dimensional pockets to give to Ultimis!Richtofen. Maybe a gag gift to fuck with him, or something he actually likes Raspberry Swirl - If Andy's all sad and not his usual clown self, Ultimis!Richtofen would(at firat) not really care since he barely knows this fucked up can't die mfer...but slowly and akwardly tries to see him smile. Yes, they have a weird and complicated hate yet semi one sided crushes, but that's something I will get into later....and when i feel confident to draw that ship

[widowswineapologist]

What are your headcanons for the Ultimis crew trying to bake a cake together? How much of a disaster could it be?

a/n: PLEASEEEE IT WOULD BE A MESS. if u want x reader content, imagine they're making the cake for u <3 

- First thing's first I can't see ANY of them knowing how to actually bake except for maybe Dempsey and he's only capable of like the most basic of things 

- And then on top of that, WHEN DO THEY EVER ACTUALLY COOPERATE OUTSIDE OF MURDERING HORDES OF ZOMBIES??? They're all arguing abt flavoring and etc it's awful 

- Someone please come get Takeo he's about to beat the shit out of a certain Russian for even SUGGESTING making a "vodka cake" 

- Richtofen likes cake. He does not like working with others. He's probably going to antagonize them all until they either leave or knock each other tf out so he can do his own thing. 

- GOD WAIT I FEEL LIKE DEMPSEY WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY AWFUL ABOUT ADDING TOPPINGS AND STUFF HE'S SCREAMING TO THROW SPRINKLES ALL OVER THE CAKE AND EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCKING DECK HIM LMFAOOOOO

- They're all fighting over who gets to write stuff in icing because technically they all have nice handwriting (source: those letters from origins if i remember correctly lol) 

- Dempsey would draw a dick on the cake though and I know it. Nikolai encourages him. Richtofen and Takeo seethe in the corner. 

- I think they might all settle on a chocolate cake?? idk they give me the vibes. dunno if this is an unpopular opinion but vanilla cake 🤢🤢

- THAT IS, IF THEY EVEN MAKE THE CAKE AND THE KITCHEN DOESN'T ERUPT INTO FUCKING FLAMES LOL 

- You get to choose whether they made the cake or not 😌✨

Bonus:

Richtofen prolly steals the cake and eats it all anyways bc he's a dick like that </3 

Samantha has to get involved at one point and she offers no help aside from being the "cake connoisseur" nd telling them all their cake sucks and we stan her for that