#Everything about him is avarge except that he's weird. But all his mannerism and appearance is so middle of the pack is funny
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The most "some dude" ever: lol hi :)
Me: (I need him, I need him so bad, I need to fuck him, I need to hold him, I need to chain him in my basement, I need to-)
#miranda talking shit#I am crying... Miranda you went 26 years of your life holding off sex to just go with this dude#He's just some weird dude you found in an sale bin. He's just a guy#Everything about him is avarge except that he's weird. But all his mannerism and appearance is so middle of the pack is funny#It's because he's kind. I know it's bc he's kind and I feel I can trust him because he wouldn't hurt me#But this attraction is ridiculous. I've not wanted to fck many people in my days. The few I have had have basically all been the last 7#Years of my life. But he takes the cake. And he's just.... The most dude out there. Unfortunately he ticks all my attraction boxes except#Like one... But it pisses me off. Since the first meeting I was just... I was done for#I held off longer than I thought. But like... He started talking about something stupid. Made an weird noise and awkwardly laughed when I#Took his arm and after that I was just already in too deep.#It bothers me most bc I know these feelings are old for 95% of people my age. So for me it's huge and new and intense#But he have gone through this many times before. Sure he finds me attractive but he doesn't think I'm an cold drink in a desert#But to me? Bro it's embarrassing what he does to me /:#At least he seem to kinda like my clingy nature and needy front but phew#He's not safe from me now....
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