#Everybody else: Yah stolas is so weird and aloof he thinks he's too good to talk to us
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headcanon that vassago has been trying to be friends with stolas for at least ten years.
#vassago#Stolas#Listen listen this is very important they have never had a single conversation ever#Vassago has been trying!#Every party or event or court vassago has tried to catch stolas before he leaves#Stolas has never noticed always leaving with his head down and trying not to cry after his wife publicly humiliated him again#Vassago vibrating I just know we could be best friends I know it#Vassago: look at him he's clearly gay likes music and stars those are all things I like! We'd be prefect (friends) for each other#Vassago with a bullshit meter a mile wild hearing everything Stella spreads about him : I have doubts#Everybody else: Yah stolas is so weird and aloof he thinks he's too good to talk to us#Vassago: watching stolas coo over his plants books his daughter and apologize to a door frame he bumped into : I have doubts#Headcanon that stolas did no go to the fancy prep/finishing school everybody else did he stayed home with a private tutor#helluva boss
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