#Ethan Hawke is a menace and I'm suffering
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Talking to my lovely friend @purplelupins about this dream I had about being forced to do porn because β¨Money Issuesβ¨ and my costar was Goodnight Robicheaux in all his cowboy glory π₯΄
And now I can't stop thinking about all of Ethan Hawke's characters in their respective "roles" as porn actors and you as the new actress getting fucked until you cry π
#why am i like this π#Ethan Hawke is a menace and I'm suffering#he's just so π©ππ₯π
π#why do i have to be down so hard for dilfs#ethan hawke#goodnight robicheaux#Albert Shaw/The Grabber#Arthur Harrow#Edward Dalton#King Aurvandil#Vincent Freeman#Troy Dyer#Russell Millings#Ernst Toller#jolly the space pimp#the black phone#slasher smut#Travis Conrad#Tucker Crowe#Chet Baker#persephone posts
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I need him to just go and rail me now k thanks π
Oh Ethan π
#π― thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: Κ³αΆ¦α΅Κ°α΅ α΅Κ°α΅Κ³α΅) mmmmmα·ΠΌπ― ππ πΠ½o0ΠΎΰ¬ oooooΠΎΰ¬ ΰ¬ ooooα΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅π ππ π π― π π#silver fox π#just rail me already#hello papi π©π₯#ethan hawke is a dilf what can i say?#Ethan Hawke is a menace and I'm suffering#he's just so π©ππ₯π
π#Ethan Hawke#persephone rambles
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the gif of ray twirling the candy in his mouthπ« π« π« π« i just know his tongue is magicπ«£π«£
Oh I agree π©
That gif does things to me π«
#Ethan Hawke is a menace and I'm suffering#Ray Harris#Raymond and Ray#Ethan Hawke#persephone answers
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I'm just.... I'm just gonna......π₯΅π
Ethan
we know
#whew π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅#I'm compromised π#i'm just a hole sir π₯Ί#what i'd let that man do to me#he's just so π©ππ₯π
π#Ethan Hawke is a menace and I'm suffering#hello papi π©π₯#ethan hawke#the cryptid rambles
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