#Ermes or Jolyne: give me one good reason why i shouldn't beat the shit out of them

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could we get nsfw/kink hcs for jolyne and ermes with a male s/o? please and thank you!!!

I finally come back to Tumblr and I see not one but two requests about Jojo girls are waiting for me?! By the way I'm sorry that this took me forever to get around to I honestly wasn't expecting people to be requesting from me like this but hey I guess it's the price I pay for being a good writer ;) anyway thank you for your patience and please enjoy!

Jolyne and Ermes NSFW Headcannons

Contains: mentions of daddy kink, hair pulling, and cockwarming, hate fucking, blowjobs, titjobs, oral sex, nippleplay, bondage, rough sex, small showing of bratty Jolyne, brat taming

Ermes Costello

° Ermes cusses during sex, I feel like she doesn't even cuss that much on a day to day basis but when she's getting fucked the words just start spilling out of her mouth

° Ermes likes to hate fuck, like talking shit, throwing insults back and forth, and saying how much you despise each other as you fuck her into the bed type of hate fucking

° Ermes will say all types of things about how she's had so much better in the past but you both know she's jsut trying to get you to fuck her even harder, that's all, it's all in good roleplay fun

° But before that Ermes loves to make out with you first, kind of as a form of foreplay, I refuse to believe she has a stand called Kiss and she doesn't like to kiss, now come on now

° She'll kiss you in the most passionate, loving, steamiest way she can (especially to make up for the fact the she wants you to fuck her like you barely know her, so it's her best way of showing a little love to you)

° Actually I think Ermes is good at using her mouth in general

° She gives the absolute best blowjobs and no one will change my mind on this

° Seriously she knows all of your favorite spots on your dick that really get you moaning, no matter what move or area it is she knows about it and will abuse the fuck out of it

° I just know Ermes likes getting face fucked too I just know it

° I don't why but I believe it's true, Ermes wholeheartedly prefers when you violate her mouth and use it like a cheap toy until you cum

° Ermes definitely doesn't mind you repaying a favor either, basically any sort of oral whether done to her or you Ermes is down for

° Whenever you eat Ermes out her legs will instinctively wrap around your head in a leglock, she will subconsciously just start squeezing your head with her thighs

° She can't help it, it's a knee jerk reaction to getting her clit overly stimulated you can't blame her for that

° Ermes likes giving you a blowjob or sitting on your lap cockwarming you while you're out in public, and I mean public as in something like cockwarming you on a park bench where anybody could see the two of you at any given moment, not under a table or something, completely out in the open

° Or she could be on the phone while casually giving you a blowjob like it's nothing (secretly hoping that the person she's talking to can hear your moans or hear her sloppily giving you head)

° Homegirl was a little too invested in Jolyne's story about getting caught masturbating for me not to think she's an exhibitionist

° Ermes likes tit jobs, let's just be honest for a second, Ermes has a nice rack and she will abuse this fact by using her tits to pleasure you

° Also her chest is just really really sensitive so it's a really nice feeling to Ermes to have your dick fucking said chest

° Nippleplay? Yeah, nippleplay. Ermes can't take getting her nipples played with, they're almost too sensitive, she will seriously fall apart in seconds if you touch her chest

° Hoenstly I could see either (or both) Ermes and Jolyne being into face riding, but still especially Ermes, it's another postion for you to eat her out in what isn't there to love about face riding for her?

° Ermes likes giving you petnames and calls you pretty much every single one she can think of

° Baby, good boy, puppy, sugar tits, you name it! She'll call you every name in the book

Jolyne Kujo

° Jolyne likes seeing here lipstick on your body, like if she kisses you anywhere on your body--chest, face, lips, whatever--she has to leave a lipstick mark behind, she thinks they look so cute on you

° Plus she loves how it so obviously shows off that your taken, even if it's just a simple kissy mark on the cheek

° Jolyne likes to wrestle with you on the bed and when I say wrestle I literally mean wrestle

° She will do some WWE moves on you, but she also expects you to do the same thing to her, she's not some delicate flower or something please be rough with her

° Jolyne likes to be on top of you but she also gets turned on when you try to wrestle flip her over and borderline force her to be the one on the bottom

° I feel like Joylne actually has a bit of a kink for getting pushed down and being forced to take it even if she says no and tells you to stop

° She will actually be pissed at you if you listen to her, like why did you actually stop? She was just getting into it

° You're definitely gonna need a safe word with this girl

° Jolyne kind of gives off brat energy, I can see her trying to tell you what to do all the time, critiquing you, and generally teasing you whenever she can

° Lowkey you'd proabably have to do a bit of brat taming with Jolyne, like not letting her cum when she wants to and spanking her when she doesn't listen for example

° The only time you should stop would be when she's apologizing and begging cause at that point you know she's being genuine

° (To be honest I could see this being the case with Ermes too, they both seem a little bratty (in a good way))

° Jolyne knows and is willing to do every postion at least once

° You all saw her when she striped naked in front of those officers, right? She knew exactly what she was doing

° Jolyne uses her stand, Stone Free, to tie you (and maybe even herself) up

° Jolyne will put you both together in one of those intricately laced rope bondage harnesses that connects the two of you using her string

° Jolyne will gladly tie her string around your wrists as makeshift handcuffs to keep you from moving too much, or at all, on the bed or tie herself up in a way where she has to take whatever you do to her but her favorite way to use her string is to tie the both of you up together connected to each other in that intricately laced rope bondage fashion so you can't stop fucking her until she wants you to stop

° Seriously she will not release either of you from her strings until she is satisfied

° She probably knows all the different knots to toe a person up into as well, hog tying, harnesses, shibari style, whatever

° I dare you to look me in my eye and tell me Jolyne wouldn't have a daddy kink

° It was originally an accident, something she just said in the spur of the moment, but seeing how much you both were into it it became a regular thing after that

° Joylne's hair honestly looks so perfect for pulling on

° Hair pulling is one of those kinks she didn't even know she was into until you did it now it's her soft spot for getting her to moan really easily

° Calling Jolyne by her nickname, Jojo, but only in the bedroom and using it as a way to tell Jolyne when you're in the mood

° Especially when Jolyne is in one of her bratty moods, imagine pulling on her hair and telling her to stop acting up while you call her Jojo? Bruh she would already be on her knees, I bet she would blush in the absolute cutest way too without fail

° I'm telling you, calling her Jojo with sexual context? Perfection