#Eggo Brunch in a Jar Sippin' Cream

[mudwerks]

(via Eggo and Sugarlands Distilling Company Release Brunch in a Jar)

ew

Eggo Brunch in a Jar Sippin' Cream

[littlescaryinternetguy]

It's so cold here in this cavernous space, where everything is metal and concrete and black rubber. Huge shapes that suggest animals crouch in the dark. You were terrified: would the pack of ice weasels find you in here? You cursed your tiny stature, and the terrible shrinking virus that only shrank men, leaving women in charge of what would soon become the One World Government. Your kind... the Dudes... had been hunted, put on display, used as loofahs. Forced to sleep fitfully in shoes and slippers. No, you did not like that, little man. Suddenly, the lights came on, blinding. They stand in the doorway, silhouetted, an ice weasel in each hand. They bonk their heads together and toss them over their shoulders. The figure steps into the light, in a suit of bright yellow. "You don't have to be scared any more," he says (yes! a him! so tall!). "Let me fix you a hot breakfast and a cool drink." He kneels and you feel no shame in the tears you shed as you run towards him.

[podcastwizard]

I THOUGHT EGGO BRUNCH IN A JAR 40 PROOF APPALACHIAN SIPPIN' CREAM WAS FAKE. I THOUGHT IT WAS EDITED. YOU CAN BUY EGGO BRUNCH IN A JAR 40 PROOF APPALACHIAN SIPPIN' CREAM. FOR SIPPIN'.

[stephanidftba]

"Eggo brunch in a jar

Waffles & syrup cream liqueur

Appalachian sippin cream

20% alc/vol, 40 proof"

i think we're going to hit the limit soon