#Ebra being a former soldier could be a Chekhov's gun too for such a scene - choose your fighters!
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currymanganese · 5 months ago
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to continue my rambling in the tags...
Maybe Manny was a former boxer, Gary is a former athlete again, maybe Angel knows Taekwondo, what if Syd's capacity to stab someone, accidentally or not, comes back up again, what if Jimmy really has some mafia connections and has hired toughs, what if Marcus used to play American Football.....What if Nat is not above getting her vendetta against Francie out in blood? 👁️👄👁️
What if they recreate a big Ballbreaker Brawl on the show between The Found Family at the Bear and the most ornery and stubborn/violent and ignorant of the Angry Faks IRL at The Bear when they try to come break his balls for Claire? and after The Bear crew absolutely shellacks the Faks and sends them packing they trudge off to the ER and Claire has to patch them up while furiously berating them, because she's actually not that bad of a person to sanction the Faks actions and does in fact take her Hippocratic oath seriously; they way she stared at Neil and Ted in the hospital told me she had buyer's remorse about ever involving them in her love life / may have realized she shouldn't have Called Carmy in that way by getting his number from Fak, but I digress.
Both parties decide not to involve law enforcement and pursue charges against each other because at the end of the day, the Faks are pseudo family, and they were in the wrong anyway and Jimmy's people aren't narcs, because he has enough skeletons in his closet and doesn't want coppers poking around the place, thank you very much.....But what if on that day, that great day, when Carmy's balls failed to break, and his cock nevermore shall be blocked, he and Sydney get their happy ending and the Faks finally learn boundaries and learn when to fucking stop?
Mikey would be so proud, smiling down on them from heaven 'n shit. 💘🥹
P.S. What if the Ballbreaker Challenge Brawl IRL Edition happens when the Faks try to crash their wedding and beat Carmy tf up? It'd be so cathartic to see The Bear crew go postal on them (except Neil and maybe Ted because they seem harmless / to genuinely like Carmy) and the rest of the Faks, i.e. Sammy and Francie et. al are all played by pro wrestlers because they're from an old wrestling dynasty in-story???? By then the general audience would be so fed up of the Faks it'd be fanservice to see Carmy and co tan their hides and literally Shoo out the Clowns. 😭😭.
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I'm so sorry.
Sure I'm delusional but the Claire thing this season read like it represented an addiction to me. He cut Claire cold turkey like he cut cigarettes. Children of addicts can sometimes take the personality traits of addicts. The first episode showsClaire taking an inhale of Carmy's cigarette and cuts to Carmy (without being prompted mind you) to apologize to Sydney. Carmy promises he won't abandon her but that's a lie when he shows he's still thinking about Claire and still distracted by his addiction.
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He spends his time painstakingly thinking about Chef David and Claire throughout the season. I wonder why Carmy can't say sorry to Claire and move on? Mind you Natalie called Carmy spending time with her 'moderately' healthy.
I'm still back and forth on he Claire thing coming to conclusion in 3x09 APologies, this episode is the most syd/claire/carmy triangle of the season with a love song as Carmy and SYdney ponder. 3x09 also opened up with a narrator who talks about film and reading between the lines as well as deceiving the audience. Since we're in carmy's brain, is he deceiving himself with Claire? Is Carmy self-sabotaging his relationship with Sydney throughout the show's core story?
At the end of 3x09, Carmy takes the prayer card from Mikey's funeral and reads it, and when he puts it down, it's next to Claire's scrunchie- which eventually blurs. In the back of the card is Psalm 23, and interestingly enough, there's a book that exists called Psalm 23: the cure to addiction.
#I felt like they were flogging a dead horse with her scenes in s3 tbh at first - but anxiety really does keep you in toxic memory recall#loops especially when you're self loathing - which I can sympathise with and relate to#but unlike in season 2 I found myself getting less incensed with Claire and more annoying with Storer and Co. because I felt they could've#portrayed Carmy's hangups / avoidance / ambivalence towards her in an economical fashion - but don't get me wrong she still pissed me off#lol. but if she really is a true blue lovable alpha bitch then maybe she isn't that bad and Carmy's fear of her may be somewhat#irrational#but one holdover from religious life i've maintained is that fear is the worst emotion to feel against someone not hate#because fear builds up panic and makes monsters - bogeymen out of regular people#sooo claire may just be a somewhat entitled/spoiled /emotionally immature or / naive person with fixer/controller tendencies#she has a woman-childish way about her even down to the way she giddily sways from side to side when calling carmy to tell him she loves hi#immediately after s2 aired I said the only way that I'd appreciate her character more is if her cluelessness with Carmy and oddball vibes#were because she herself is neurodivergent/ diagnosed or not but i digress.#but essentially carmy thinks she has power over him - but does she though? on second thoughts what if the faks don't actually fuck with#claire like that - they seem like they love Carmy more than her tbh and are trying to set them up for Carmy sake and not Claire's#I could be wrong though - we'll see - if Carmy has to assert himself and tell her gently that he doesn't want her romantically idk if#all hell will break loose and Richie and the gang will have to help defend Carmy from a beating someday if Claire either goes sobbing to th#faks or if the faks catch wind of it and do what they have done so far best - jump to conclusions with only half the story and try to bring#retribution against carmy to defend her honour#idk#but I think John Cena being a wrestler is a chekov's gun#that has yet to be shot#Carmy's muscular build and background as a highschool wrestler and JAW's Iron Claw training too#it'd be funny af if after Syd and Carmy get together them boys the faks come by to beat his ass because he thought he was two timing Claire#(he was but just emotionally with sydney but still)#carmy got jumped in the s2 finale at a bachelor party by a group of rowdy men#what if the faks jump him at his own bachelor party is Carmy and Syd end up throwing caution to the wind and speed running a relationship#when the dams of mistrust miscommunication and repression finally break? he gets he pregnant and they have a “not! shotgun wedding” and in#comes the Faks being misguidedly salty on Claire's behalf for one last satirical cockblock at Carmy's bachelor Party#Ebra being a former soldier could be a Chekhov's gun too for such a scene - choose your fighters!
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