#Ear isn't really canon and in the theoretical setting where he exists he would have to be adopted

[canisalbus]

seeing ear again and thinking to myself oh what a darling little thing. i hope poor machete doesn't die in childbirth like the tragic creature he is. wouldnt put it past him u_u

I genuinely can't get over just how long it took for my brain to adequately process that.

“Oh yeah with his weak constitution, especially if you consider the high maternal mortality rates of the 1500's, it would be- hold on wait a minute.”