#Don't You Say A Mumblin' Word

[nightsidewrestling]

D.U.D.E: Moments - Part 5 - At The Motel (Part 1 | Set in 2020)

Tags: @piratewithvigor@tantamount-treason@thedollmaker16@janetreader

This takes place during Part 3, when they get to the motel.

Also Kirby is still Orange, Italics are inner thoughts.

Eddie's P.O.V:

Kirby had parked next to a Motel, staying silent as Eddie stares at her, trying to understand why she chose this place.

"The fuck are we doin' here?" Shit, I don't mean to be aggressive.

"Eddie," Kirby's voice is soft and maternal, "if we stayed at the hotel we were at last night Damian would know. If we stay here, no one except us knows."

"Oh," Shit, that's good for a plan made in an hour, "smart move. Well, when we get a room you gotta pretend that ya datin' me."

"Beth y uffern? I'm not… why the fuck would I do that?"

"Beth… what?" You know I can't speak Welsh, kid, "Because ya have ta, or else people might get suspicious." He shrugs, jogging over to Kirby's door and opening it, leaning on it as they talk.

"But why?"

Kirby, you brought us to a cheap-ass motel, in a bad part of Jacksonville, I bet ya the only reason people come here is for drugs and sex, Jesus, "But why?" He whines mockingly, "Let me put you in my shoes for a second, kid. Guy of my age," as in nearly ten years older than you, "rolls up at a shady, cheap-lookin', motel with a young," once again near ten year age gap, "pretty lookin'," fuckin' gorgeous supermodel, "gal like you, are ya gettin' the picture?"

"Oh, I see… I am not, you know, a read light special, so to speak."

"A red light special? Like the TLC song?" I doubt you've ever been in a red light district, kid.

"Yeah," She whispers, humming the tune as they walk together, "I like 'em attentive and I like 'em in control, you know what I mean?"

Eddie and Kirby chuckle softly as he gets his bags out of the trunk, he gets them the first room the first room the desk staff offer, noticing that Kirby's zoning out, smirking softly as the cashier says the word 'Suite', although he doesn't catch any other words as he gets the keys and leads Kirby to the room.

Oh, the staff must think we're here to fuck, this has got to be the honeymoon suite.

Kirby blocks the bathroom doorway, her face going pink and the scar nearly blending into her skin.

"What's up with you? Need me to leave while ya piss or somethin'?" He grunts, raising an eyebrow. How bad can it be in there?

"Edward, we have a problem." Kirby squeaks.

"Problem? What sorta problem?"

Eddie looks into the bathroom, laughing at the heart-shaped tub and pink lighting. There's no shower in hers, no privacy if either of us walks in when the other is naked. He stops laughing, "Oh fuck, there ain't a shower in there?"

"I like some excitement and I like a man that goes." Kirby teases, easing the keys out of his hand, blowing him a kiss before heading to the door.

"Now is not the time to quote that song!"

He heads out to the balcony, mumbling the song under his breath and lighting another cigarette, trying to keep his mind off of Kirby singing the song, and the many images his brain has invented of him with her sexually.

"You alright, Eddie?" The sound of her footsteps is as soft s her voice as she approaches him, "You don't have to put that out now I'm here, you know."

"You got that song stuck in my head, kid, you've got me mumblin' that shit to myself." You've also got me picturin' my - I shouldn't tell her that, thinkin' wit' ya dick again Eddie, ya sound like a perv if you say any of it.

"I've got you mumbling Red Light Special to yourself? I guess there are worse songs to think about having sex to… not that you're thinking of having sex with me or anything. God no, why would you want to, I mean, look at me, I'm no man's first choice." She rambles, her face going pink.

Oh, you have no idea, Eddie pulls her into a side hug, "Hey kid, you're as pink as that bathtub," he chuckles, "If I were thinkin' of fuckin' ya, I would at least get to know ya first."

"Don't mess with my head, Eddie." She grumbles.

Part of him wants to offer her his cigarette, another part wants to tease her further, and that part wins out, "Or else you'll?" He smirks, covering his mouth as he takes another drag of the cigarette.

"I'll steal your phone, call your mother and explain to her, that her son's making a young lady very uncomfortable."

"Don't you dare, my mother would destroy me with words alone, she'd take my head off with her teeth." Ma would send me into next year with the verbal beatdown she would give me.

"Ooh, you've got a fiery mother too? Is she a red-head like mine or is she… What's the thing Billie says, Latina or Hispanic?"

"Puerto Rican," she's an amazing woman too, "my father's Irish though."

"Fully Irish, or like half Irish half somethin' else? My Da's half Irish, half Welsh."

"Fully Irish, I think, I'm not sure though, fairly sure he's part Hulk sometimes… and not smart Hulk, like first movie dumb Hulk."

"I get that. My Ma's half Scottish, so pissing her off is like pulling the pin on a human grenade."

Oh, so you'd be really fiery if someone got under your skin, "Ah, so that's where you get your fire in the ring from, you got both Irish and Scottish fire, so it's like a shotgun blast of 'Don't piss her off'."

"Sure… unless you're Damien, and have control over my career, and drag me away from my friends, just to see if working in America will work out."

"Oh really? You wanna talk about that?" If you never came to America, I would still be searchin' for a woman who makes me feel like you do.

[kamitv]

Thinking about Gojo who…

Spoils you like crazy.

He's got so much money and no idea what to do with it so naturally, once he starts dating you he spends ridiculous amounts of money on you.

Plus, every time he buys you something you have that pretty smile on your face that makes his heart ache. He'd go bankrupt just to see you with that smile on your face for all of eternity.

Doesn't believe in personal space whatsoever.

Technically, you picked up on that before the two of you started dating but either way once you're his girlfriend his touchiness only gets worse.

He loves touching you. How could he not? You have such cute reactions when he rests his head on your shoulder or when he grabs ahold of your waist just cause. Plus, you're shorter than him so don't be surprised when he places his hand atop your head because he finds comfort in it.

And even if you were closer to him in height, that wouldn't change anything. You'd be a tree he's willing to climb, a woman he's down on his knees for. Your physical appearance never really matters to Gojo, if you're his-- he's gonna touch you regardless.

Mocks you 24/7.

Especially during sex. He loves your moans but he also loves teasing you when you can hardly speak, making fun of you for not being able to say his name properly as if he's not the reason why. "Toru's cute baby but that's not my name, y'know." "C'monn, you can say the whole thing," He'd taunt while upping the pace of his thrust, fucking you dumb with a smile on his face, "Satoru baby, say Satoru." "Mmh, close but I want you t'say it without stuttering." "Fuck you're so cute mumblin' like that." "Yeah, yeah, that's close enough. S'toru, heh, sounds like you're missin' a letter there, sweetheart."

If you're nagging him about something and facing the opposite direction, he's mocking your mannerisms and hand gestures because he finds them cute.

Follows you around because he's addicted to your presence.

Hungry? He's trailing behind you into the kitchen. Gotta use the bathroom? How convenient, he has to wash his hands and just can't wait. You're on the phone with someone? Well, put it on speaker so he can talk with you!

There's times where you have the nerve to leave him to go to the store alone and Gojo figures it's a simple fix-- he'll just teleport to you, saying something ridiculous like, "I needed to get some more chocolate," after scaring the shit out of you and despite leaving a home with a pantry full of sweets.

Fucks you like a madman.

Well, when you gaze up at him with tear coated eyes and a cute pout on your face, how could he possibly resist fucking you harder?

You’re his woman and he cherishes you of course but in bed he sometimes acts as though he hates you. His cock is so lengthy so he’s always in deep, muttering some nonsense about needed to go deeper despite having you shaking and crying in pleasure beneath him.

From praises to calling you a slut for his cock, Gojo never knows how to shut the hell up either. He knows you secretly like hearing his “annoying” voice during sex so that’s why he’s always talking you through it.

Sometimes his words are soft just to purposefully contrast the way he’s pounding his cock into you.

Knows he’s the strongest but for you, he considers himself weak.

And for you, he’ll tell you over and over how he’s a weak man.

Whenever you look at him, his heart is doing backflips and his stomach is churning trying to figure out the next thing you’re going to say or do so he can react appropriately.

Before you two got together and he was merely crushing on you, he’d get so nervous simply being in the same room as you.

Struggles with self identity and often finds the missing pieces of himself in you

Claims to be scared of women before he met you.

Although he was nervous at first, once he got to know you he suddenly remembered who he was— cheekily flirting with you as soon as you showed the slightest bit of interest toward him.

He’s a dork, really. But he can tell you fell for him that way do he’ll never try to change that about himself.

Is 100% a drama king.

A big pout is almost always on this man’s face over the smallest things. How does someone with infinity stub their toe? You have no idea but Gojo manages to do so just to come pouting and whining to you.

If someone messes up his food order, he’s calling you to take care of it in a heartbeat and then standing behind you with his arms folded as if to back up whatever you’re saying. (Even though he could’ve taken care of this himself perfectly fine).

If you miss even one of his texts or calls, he’s spamming you and then assuming the most outlandish things afterward. You didn’t see his text because you were in the shower? Oh so you hate him and want him to die??

Calls you the silliest nicknames.

Yes he calls you pookie. And yes you laugh every time because it sounds outlandish coming out of his mouth sometimes.

He’ll make shit up too like— my beautiful girlfriend who reminds me of cupcakes with extra sprinkles on top.

As for normal nicknames he’ll settle on calling you baby, love, sweets, or sweetheart in no specific order.

During sex it’s relatively the same but he won’t hesitate to call you a slut or his lil’ cocksleeve whenever he’s really into it.

Occasionally has a way with words that make you gush.

It’d be so random too— the way he’d just look at you one day and tell you something like, “Throughout the heavens and the earth, you alone are the only woman my heart yearns for.”

“You make my days brighter, love.”

“I love the way you laugh, it’s makes me feel like a teenager falling in love every time I hear it.”

“Even in the afterlife, it’s only you I’d ever search for.”

Finds the missing pieces of himself in you.

Gojo’s always struggled with self-identity considering how he’s always been good and anything and everything and how he’s the strongest but after meeting you, it was like he found meaning-, purpose even.

He’s never really had any imperfections so when he meets you, he finds an odd feeling of joy in his heart once he realizes you deem yourself to have a thousand imperfections despite him seeing you more perfect than himself.

Brings you up whenever he can.

Why wouldn’t he? You’re his partner and he loves you.

The conversation could be about the next curse to fight and he’s throwing your name out randomly and talking about how he can’t wait to get home to you.

Smiles at you whenever you’re not paying attention.

Things have always come so easy to him so when he sees that you actually put effort into different activities, he finds it so alluring. How could he possible take his eyes off you when you’ve got your brows furrowed slightly and you’re completely immersed into whatever you’re doing?

Especially if you’re doing something important like work— the way focus takes over your features and you’re immersed into whatever it is you’re doing, he finds it so unbelievably attractive.

Has a smart mouth no matter what.

You could tell him how handsome he looks and he’ll say something like “Oh yeah?” In that cocky tone of his, knowing damn well he’s got butterflies blooming in the pit of his stomach.

“Why are we arguing again?” Is something he’d blurt out mid-debate after you’ve been going back and forth about a specific topic for the past hour or so.

You can try to tell him what to do sometimes but most occasions, he’s scoffing out a, “And if I don’t?” With a brow raised and his arms crossed.

Could get off using a picture of you.

Gojo’s infatuated with you so all he has to do is pull up any picture of you on his phone while his hand is wrapped around his lengthy cock— precum dribbling out his tip at the mere thought of you beforehand.

It doesn’t take much jerking off to a simple picture of you for him to be making a mess all over himself, groaning out your name as if that’ll get you to appear in front of him somehow.

Participates in any and all ridiculous trends you want.

You wanna stack donuts on it? He just so happened to have ordered them already!

Wanna paint your nails the same color as his tip? How convenient, he knows the exact shade for you already.

Put a bow on his muscles just to watch him flex and rip the fabric? He’s got a blue ribbon ready for you to do so.

A/N: Not proofread so sorry if there’s any errors! Also, this is both in honor of my lovely Satoru returning to us and an anon req from a few anons!! <3

Also, thank you guys for 2k followers here, hello?!?! ^.^

[soulmusicsongs]

Don't You Say A Mumblin' Word - Guitar Reed ‎(Rockin' Blues / Don't You Say A Mumblin' Word, 1971)

[redjennies]

for b/y date: "we don't have to say the perfect words, or explain every single thing perfectly, it's ok, we know what we feel for each other" or any variation of that. as a person who's a mumblin awkward mess, i love how this how this isn't a cool/smooth+shy/awkward pairing. just two perfectly deadly women who never have felt this way and how no idea how to act and react. i just love that

awwww. yeah, it's a really human element to them as a pairing, especially because, as you said, they're two total badasses and it's actually really nice to see this very vulnerable side out of them. I think with time they'll get better about it as they get more comfortable with each other because they have their little moments of clarity already, but I could definitely see this being something that comes up after like a moment of awkwardness during the date.