#Don't Force Me To Learn The Ins And Outs Of Candymaking Just Let Me Buy Lilac Flavored Cotton Candy
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What I Would Not Do For A 30-Ounce Bottle Of Concentrated Lilac Flavor Extract
#Lilacs are blooming!#which means I have approximately 2 weeks#to plan + execute as many lilac-flavored sweets and preservatives#as I can possibly squeeze out of as many verifiably pesticide free lilac bushes as I can get my greedy little hands on#and also Deeply Lament the fact that seizing this manic energy within this two minute window#is the only way for me to reliably secure my feral craving for the flavor#because the only fucking extracts that are sold commercially are all for candles#I Want One For Baking God Damn It#Let Me Have Lilac Buttercream Icing#Sell Me Candied Lilacs With Perfectly Preserved Coloring#Don't Force Me To Learn The Ins And Outs Of Candymaking Just Let Me Buy Lilac Flavored Cotton Candy#anyway. can you tell that I am entirely unreasonable about this favor#I would do obscene things in the name of shelf-stable available-year-round lilac-flavored edible things that I do not have to make myself
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