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[jamieedlund]

Darling~ darling, please show me[ a sign.]✨❄

🍀Lucky🍀

I am aware that I'm very late for his birthday but happy really really late birthday Aaravos. You never forget your first --- 5000s -th birthdays! 🎂🎂🎂

Bonus what their conversation is like because these two can literally talk about anything I stg---

He's the calmest mage that has ever maged in true combat because he was already fighting for his life during training... 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

And now some bonus November doodles because I had so many ideas for his birthday but no time or health to finish them---

He just can.

Winter is here~❄🧍‍♂️⛄please hold hands with your love ones and stay warm! Enjoy the festivities and have a great one.

This is Aaravos! Aaravos does not know how to receive and or respond to genuine love and affection! Don't be like Aaaravos! Be sure to tell the people you treasure that you love them and respond to the love you receive properly!!

Don't be like Aaaravos.

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[willgrahamscock]

Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[powdermelonkeg]

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[stemmmm]

never forgive trigger for what they cut

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again