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fortuna-majoris · 9 months ago

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Then comes Jason.

And oh boy!

They know that he is an anti hero who regularly uses guns. But y'know the appeal of a bad boy is too much. those thighs>>>>>. Plus they once saw him in a soft sweater and joggers with his glasses on, writing an essay for his college while sipping tea and even Kon starts a teeny tiny crush on him. Because just imagine the comedic and dramatic potential. Like, they all did resent him once upon a time for what he did to Tim. But once they see how genuinely remorseful he is, they forgive him.

Jason: So, you guys said that you need some tutoring in English?

The teen titans staring at Jason's thighs, blushing: Uh huh

Tim: Not Again!!!

Jason: *confused expression*

And as per Karma, every single person on Damian's team is a simp for Tim. And Damian is so disgusted by it. Listen.

Tim: Hey! Bman told me that you want to learn a bit of hacking?

The team just gazing at Tim's face: Y-yup absolutely

Damian: You all are such imbeciles. You like Drake?!

Tim looking confused: Are you sure that they like me instead of Dick or Jace?

I am a firm believer of the fact that that all the teen superheros had a crush on Nightwing at one point and he is just completely oblivious to this fact.

Dick: Hi guys, Batman let me to give you guys a training session, because Robin mentioned you all wanted to learn how to do a backflip!

All the teens staring at Dick's abs and thighs with red faces: Oh, cool..!

Tim: OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING!

Dick: Robin! Don't insult your friends, they didn't even do anything!

Kon, shuffling to the side to peer at Dick's ass: Yeah Rob, we didn't do anything.

Tim, seething: I CANNOT WITH YOU PEOPLE!

#jason todd #damian wayne #and all three are oblivious of these crushes #Jason-I can't even figure out that Roy and Kori want to date me-Todd Wayne can not possibly fanthom that someone has a crush on him #Tim-Brenard and Kon literally had to kiss me to make me realise that they had romantic feelings for me-Drake is too oblivious #it is practically a bat passage that you SO was attracted one of your siblings before crushing on you #like Kory and Dick were engaged and you can't tell me that Roy and Dick didn't weren't a situationship/flirtationship #Kon crushed on both Dick and Jason before realising that he liked Tim and Brenard's celebrity crush was Cass #Steph used to date Tim and had a massive crush on Jason's Robin when he saved her at the age of 8 years old #Jon had a massive crush on Jason and Duke once upon a time #Dick's team were absolute simps for the pretty boy Bruce (Dick was so disgusted by it that he banned Bruce from ever visiting the base-#-his civilian identity)

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