#Detective Williams are... *utterly incomprehensible but probably obscene hand gestures*?'

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see the thing is. the thing is, H50 never successfully queerbaited me while it was still running, right, because I never thought they’d actually do it. They queerbaited me in the sense that I am a queer who was baited into watching other queers, but I also knew that PLenkov & CBS would never actually let McDanno go canon, so I wasn’t technically queerbaited. While it was running. However, now that it’s over....... 

the Lenkoverse shows are canonically closely linked, right? Jerry was a major character for an ep of MacGyver last season, Kamekona and Noelani are regular guest stars on Magnum. so what if.  what if one of those shows made it canon. they don’t even need Scott or Alex to do it they just need someone who regularly interacts with/is part of Five-0. Hell, Magnum could do it with Kamekona or Noelani. Like, Magnum rolls up to Kamekona’s truck to ask him for something, and in the middle of convo asks, “Hey, is Commander McGarrett back from his trip yet?”, and Kame gestures to one of the tables and goes “yeah, I had to watch him and his man smooching over there the other day. Don’t know how Junior stands living with ‘em, I don’t.” 

Magnum’s like “....smooching?” 

Kame just stares at him until he nods and goes “Yeah, okay, smooching. Anyway.” Like. throwaway lines. That’s subtle enough to get past the CBS censors! PLenkov no longer has any creative control! It could happen. It’s not going to happen, but it could. H50 is my own personal Supernatural, haunting me from beyond the grave.