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[kingofbodyrolls]

End of the World: epilogue (m) | myg

you think about all the shit you’ve been through, how far you’ve come and what you can look forward to in the future.

→ Pairing: Yoongi x reader (female) → Genres/AUs: post-apocalyptic, dystopian turning into utopian. Baby angst with fluff and hope. → Tropes: established relationship → Rating: mature/explicit/R18 (this is mature/explicit content, so minors, please do not interact.) → Word count: 0.9k → Warnings + triggers: mentions of the nuclear war, pregnancy, future, a cancer cure, dystopia turning into utopia? → Author’s note(1): this is just a really short drabble for the sweet anon that wanted to know if OC and Yoongi got cancer free or not, and also just an epilogue to the story [link to the request]. So here it is 💕 → Read on AO3? [link]

[navi]: end of the world // end of the world: a flickering hope // shower drabble // whalien52 // end of the world: epilogue

Your hand finds its way over your tummy. Your very round tummy. 

You smile at your boyfriend, your rock through this whole nightmare of a world. And now you’re going to bring life into a broken, but healing world.

You had discussed endlessly as soon as you found out you were pregnant, debating if bringing a child into a dystopian world was even a good idea. The idea of putting a tiny human into this shattered world seemed impossible, but you and Yoongi didn’t use protection all the time, and it’s really your own fault. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

But you’re okay with it. The thought doesn’t seem as terrifying as it did a few years ago when the war started. That wouldn’t have been a good life to bring a child into. But now? With the way the world is gradually healing and things are beginning to be better, you think this time is alright. The New World Order is gone, there’s no longer an elitist group at the top, people are free to do as they please, and most importantly, all information is free. 

You think of cancer, not just for you and Yoongi, but for many of the world’s population who suffered due to the radiation after the bombings. Seokjin has been working nonstop since Jimin got the important data from the New World Order. Sadly, it wasn’t a cure as you’d all hoped, but now, years later, Seokjin has practically been living in his lab. And he has finally succeeded in making a cure.

A cure for cancer.

You can hardly believe it, but he has.

You and Yoongi were the first to get it, and after, Seokjin studied your tissue and cells tirelessly to make sure that no cancer cells were left. And they’re all gone. You’re cancer free.

Seokjin has made a cancer cure that is free for everyone.

And you think the world is truly healing. People are happy again, people are smiling.

Cities are slowly being rebuilt. People can go to the doctor, dentist, and have showers—everything that was taken away when the nuclear war started. Everything is almost back to normal, but you can still feel the scars, and you think they’ll always be there. You must not forget all the horrible things that happened to make this possible for everyone. 

The sun is shining every day. Sometimes it rains, sometimes it storms. The greenery is slowly getting its life back thanks to the sun and its photosynthesis. Watching trees, bushes, and plants grow is amazing to you, and it makes you feel alive. Hopeful. 

You glance at Yoongi, his eyes filled with a tenderness that mirrors your own feelings. Together, you will bring new life into this world, nurturing it with the love and hope that has sustained you through the darkest times. You place your hand over his, resting on your belly, and in that simple touch, you feel the promise of a brighter future.

The nightmare of the last few years has been gruesome, and you’ve all endured so much, but you’ve finally made it, thanks to the wonderful people at Whalien52. You can’t imagine what you would have done without them.

Taehyung has helped build a house for you and Yoongi, a secluded sanctuary reminiscent of the one Yoongi had all those years ago. You can already picture its beauty in a few years when the greenery truly takes hold.

You meet up with the crew almost daily, cherishing their company. The guys have been joking about who should be a godfather to your unborn child. Even though you don’t really believe in God, you like the idea of someone taking care of your child in case something happens to you. And you already know that someone is Jungkook.

“Excited?” Yoongi asks, his hand finding its way on top of yours on your tummy again.

You hum softly. “Yeah,” you say, turning to face him. “I just hope everything will be fine.”

“Of course it will, babe,” he replies with conviction, his voice filled with so much emotion. “You’re strong and incredible. Think about all you’ve been through. You’ll be an amazing mom.”

You smile, hoping he’s right. You’ll borrow his words and repeat them to yourself over and over until they become true. You have been through so much—surviving a nuclear war, getting sick with cancer, getting shot, starving, and now being cured. It has been a hell of a ride, but you made it.

You kiss him deeply, lovingly.

You and Yoongi are now researchers working under Seokjin, trying to develop cures for other diseases. You truly want to save everyone. This dedication to research is also fueled by your desire to create the best possible world for your child. You want the best for them.

You gaze out the window from what will be your child’s room; the view outside is a mix of brown and green, mostly dirt, but grass is beginning to peek through the ground, and small trees are growing in the backyard. It’s going to be great. You’ve finally made it to the other side, and you wonder if this horrible dystopia you’ve endured will transform into a utopia one day.

“I’m so happy this wasn’t the end of the world,” you quip, Yoongi’s hand still resting on yours, on your tummy.

“Me too. It’s just the beginning,” he says, and you feel his words reverberate through your body. It truly is just the beginning—the beginning of a wonderful life for you, your child, and everyone else.

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okay fuck you tumblr for not making the tags work! rip, I don't get why it isn't tagging people *cries*

→ Author’s note(2): I know this was really, really short. I could probably have done a lot more, but I’m not really feeling it a lot in terms of writing. I was nice to revisit this couple though, and I hope this reassures everyone that they are fine and safe 🫶 Thank you for reading this story and series! I hope I improve my writing soon, but I might just take a break… I don’t know. I’m not in the best place, but writing helps me escape, but it’s also not the thing I wanna do when I feel like everything I write is crap? 🥲 Ahahaha. 

[starsoftheeye]

TMagP Live Reaction Ep 30

Finale Spoilers!!!!

Ahhhhh I am so scared. samalicelia my loves please live. also the episode title is worrying me

Pre-Statement

train time train time

sam open your damn messages alice is the designated "would survive a horror podcast" friend

celias just like me fr I'm the designated painkiller friend

... that is a worrying cough

celia being wonderfully vague and suspicious as always I love you girl

ohhh just wait til the last season sam that's when the apocalypse gets you

"we're safe here" jon watching them from the next carriage like 👀

call him a bitch alice it's okay he's earned it

ah yes, ticket prices, the real horror

COLIN HI BUDDY

oh no colin what did you do

are there people in the computer colin

welp he's probably dead

oooooh gwen meets the consequences of her actions this is gonna go brilliantly

lena also being suspicious and vague I love you too girlie

honestly iconic of her. you go lena ily

ah yes, the laugh of someone who should be in charge of a government office

celia don't act like you don't know what you're looking for

the way she said that makes it sound like they did think it was there

oh I'm sure it has its ways to get round transportation

"call it a hunch" girl you are not subtle

honestly ever since getting braces that's what I think dentists are like these days, there's no way they don't have ulterior motives

woohoo footsteps

celia "knows what genre she's in" ripley

WHOS THIS I PAUSED TO WRITE THAT LAST ONE

"that's one hell of a reflex!" scottish voice acting I love you so much. also who's this guy I love him already

oooooh scottish guy what do you know

I love him so much he's so real

LMAO I would also give up client confidentiality for 50 quid

*one normal night* begins playing

oooooh scottish guy who are youuuuu

is this a statement I hear?

Statement

STATEMENT TIME

oh god it's being pulled from him

hmmmm I wonder who this boss is

mmm lovely

oooh is it like a siren shop

HILL TOP TRAVELLERS

oooh people mannequins love that

oh god he has a daughter

woooo the boss is dead good

job so bad that it haunts your worst nightmares

hello?

HELLO? SCOTTISH GUY??? SCOTTISH GUY NOOOOOO

I'm so sorry I have no idea what you're saying my guy I'll need to consult the transcripts for this one

Post-Statement

okay sam at that point you need to call her back you can't hide from consequences forever

girlboss and malewife

ooooh what do you seeeeee

almost???

yeah what does that mean????

ah yes, they finally have the argument

tell himmmmm tell him celia

YESSS CELIA BACKSTORY

oh yeah she doesn't know that the eyepocalypse is over does she. she probably thinks she's gonna go ba k to another fear domain. I don't blame her tbh

is she gonna send him to the tma universe. IS SHE GONNA SEND HIM TO THE TMA UNIVERSE

welp. samcelia was cute while it lasted folks

AHHHHH CELIA STATEMENT

... I am taking that "get away from her" as a final samcelia crumb

...uh oh that's not good

ooh alice is gonna be pissed

oh hey scottish rock guy how's it going

ah hi gwen. it's good to see all the girlboss villain arcs starting

everyone wishing gwen luck really bodes well for her /s

THATS HOW IT ENDS???? OH MY GOD SAM NO

boy everyone's dealing with consequences now

I am not ready for the break between seasons I need more already

hey at least no ones confirmed dead. also I support celia 100% I still love her and I will continue to be a samalicelia truther despite recent events

[alchemistc]

New and important Goon question: Can you tell us what the dental situation is like? Which 9-1-1 character should I imagine with Brent Burns' smile?

....it's Tommy. The closest you'll get is Tommy.

And before that it was Bobby. Bobby's been out of the game long enough that he's had implants so you'd never know anymore, but during his playing years he never even had jibs so he was just out there rawdoggin the Hockey Smile™️.

Tommy I think is a little more vain, though, so he's rocking dentures (no implants until he's retired, he's not dealing with the shit Tavares went through when his implants got knocked out) but he's still vain enough to wear the jib with his mouth guard. On occasion he'll either forget about it or just be relaxing without it and some media member will catch him at his locker with only one real front tooth and a slight lisp because of it, so there are definitely clips of him on Twitter with captions like: when you forget the old guard enforcers had all their chiclets knocked out ten years ago. Think new Avs fans losing it over EJ's smile every 2-3 years until he left (🙃)

Buck's never lost a full tooth, just chipped them, so he has crowns and a dentist who watches his games and leaves angry notes in his file about CHEWING ON HIS FUCKING MOUTH GUARD INSTEAD OF WEARING IT.

Chim likes to crow about having all of his teeth until someone reminds him that he's had a full fucking cage his entire career, idiot, the thing missing from goalies are fully functional brains, actually, not teeth, why else would anyone SIGN UP to have pucks launched at their body at 90-100mph for a 60+ games a season?

Ravi's never lost a tooth. (Thinking thoughts about round three Ravi now, actually...)

Lucy's even worse off than Tommy but until a team dinner four years into working for them no one even knows that she's only got four real teeth anymore. She proudly pulls up the picture her girlfriend at the time took right before she got her implants.

[whumpfish]

Extractions! (Tooth vs. Nail)

I've been wanting to do this one for a long time, for all you torture fans out there...

So I metabolize lidocaine like a motherfucker, and any time I get a local, I always have to get a second one halfway through whatever is being done. For the most part, doctors and dentists listen to me when I say this... for the most part.

Tooth

(The oral surgeon did not give me my second shot when I asked for it.)

1. Any fillings you have will collapse under the pressure of an extraction, even a medicated one. (I'm not sure if this is true for metal ones; all of mine are plaster.) It produces a half-crunch, half-thunk sound that reverberates in that half of your skull and sounds absolutely terrifying.

2. The pain of an unmedicated extraction is acute and radiating at the same time. The acute part feels more like having a stiletto stabbed upward into that space than a tooth taken out in a downward motion.

2a. In maxillary extractions, the stab goes straight up, and depending on the location of the tooth, that stab can feel pointed anywhere from your eyeball (frontmost) to right into your brain (rear).

2b. Mandibular extractions* stab downward from the chin (frontmost) to the hinge of your jaw and straight down your throat (rear).

3. The radiating part spreads like a flower blooming, from a concentrated central point outward in a rolling movement.

4. Your ears might pop like an airplane taking off as that blooming pain reaches the hinge of your jaw. Sometimes only in the one ear.

Nail

(I have been doing minor self-surgery** for years because I am genetically predisposed to ingrown nails, and if I don't catch it in time, they grow straight down and I have to extract them to be able to trim them. If I really don't catch it in time, they grow straight down and then curl backward, and I have to get an actual surgeon involved.)

1. Self-surgery, split off edge of nail, 0 to 1/2" down and backward: You have to wiggle these in a sawing/rocking motion back and forth in order to get that tiny bit of root to let go, and when you "saw" backward it feels more like a steak knife than a butter knife, this time moving with the direction of the nail. Then it reverses when you actually yank.

1a. The yank hurts more than the sawing, sharp like a stab from a steak knife instead of one being pushed in slowly.

1b. You will get the best whump out of a whumper splitting off the edges of the nail and doing this and then yanking the middle part

2. Medicated: Locals in the toe/finger area hurt like a bitch. They're sharp and needling like a stiletto to a paper cut, then if someone tried to pry that cut open. At the same time, they feel hot, almost burning. (Hotter than anesthetic being pushed through an IV, if you're familiar with that sensation.) And there are so many nerves involved that just the first round of locals takes 3-4 shots.

3. Unmedicated, grown down and backward, 1/2" to 3/4": The last time I went in, my surgeon said "given the amount of times I have to shoot you up, you'll probably hurt less if I just yank." (She was right.) This sumbitch goes in both directions, down/back from where the root is, then forward. The down/back is a stabbing pain. The forward is like somebody trying to pry open that papercut, a sensation probably caused by the fact that you are in fact messing with something stuck in a very small cut in the skin, in my case the cut was just caused by the nail that has now been removed.

4. If it is a toenail extraction, you are going to bleed significantly more than teeth or fingernails, because your body has to work harder pushing blood up through your leg veins than it does pushing it down into your shoe. Especially when you take a step. Ibuprofen makes this worse. If you take ibuprofen at all that day, expect your shoe to fill up when you take a step. (Mine did, scaring the tar out of everyone present, including me.)

Pain Intensity Verdict:

Teeth > Nails. By a LOT.

Happy yanking!!

*Because of nerve fuckery, dentists using the sonic cleaning tool despite my warnings results in a pain on the level of extractions, and the sensations described here are based on my experience with that.

**This never fails to horrify my friends. They'll see what I'm fixing to work on and say, "Oh ouch, that's bad, go to the doctor," and I'm just like "nah, just get me isopropyl alcohol and some office supplies, I got this."

[myriaderotica]

Distractions - TFP KOBD X (Female) Reader

Warnings: 18+

Word Count: 653

The pain was mild. Thankfully, it was far from excruciating, but it wasn’t necessarily tolerable either. Just some time ago, the anesthesia ceased to work its magic on you, so there was a constant pain in both your jaw and your teeth. After a long and grueling day at the dentist’s office, you planned to rest and relax for the remainder of the day in your home, preferably on a bed or a couch. However, as luck would have it, you managed to end up inside a warehouse, surrounded by two very attentive and doting Cybertronians. 

Breakdown held you safely in his large servos, cradling you close with his rounded digits as you rested atop his big, blue chest. As he traced light circles into your back, you couldn’t help but moan softly. You leaned into his touch, sighing gently as his engine rumbled beneath your body. It was just soft enough to ease you.

As well as tease you.

He knew what he was doing, and he was delighted. Nevertheless, he was as soft as he could be while tending to you. It was something that you dearly appreciated. 

But just then, another sharp pain from your jaw forced your body to shiver. Breakdown frowned at you, his single, yellow optic aglow with concern. 

“You okay?”

You nodded, allowing the throbbing to subside. Breakdown readjusted his servos, setting one behind your back while the other pressed against your clothed chest. Carefully, he rubbed your tits. He massaged them, the motions from his digits causing them to bounce. Almost immediately, your nipples grew hard. When he flicked a bud, he caught the blissful expression on your face. It encouraged him. As he massaged your breasts, you gripped his plating and tilted your head back in ecstasy. For several moments, he toyed with your boobs until you relaxed once again. 

He smiled at you.

“How’s that? Any better?”

A familiar sort of liquid pooled inside your underwear as you cried his name. 

“Much better!”

From his vocalizer, Breakdown released a hum. Cautiously, he drew you closer to his helm and kissed you on the corners of your lips. In spite of his size, the kiss worked well. His dermas, although large, were warm and smooth against your skin. As you moaned, his inner mechanics purred slightly louder in response. After a moment or two, he kissed you directly on the lips.

“Happy to hear it, sweetspark.” 

You laughed. Before you could hug him, however, a smooth voice wafted inside your ears. 

“As am I.” 

Knock Out approached your side with a grin. 

“Here. Hand her to me, Breakdown.” 

Breakdown didn’t complain, and neither did you. When you reached out to the red mech, he instantly brought you into his own servos. He was careful not to injure you with his claws. As he settled himself beside Breakdown, he slowly dragged his sharp digits across your body, touching your bare shoulders as well as your exposed thighs. 

“Good girl,” he crooned. “Now, aren’t you pleased that we answered your call for help?” 

You pouted at his teases, but nodded. 

“Maybe.”

He chuckled, continuing to stroke your body until finally choosing to dip a claw between your legs. You gasped and squirmed, prompting the Decepticon medic to beam with pride. As you firmly pressed your soft hands to his plating, you began to rock against his digit. Knock Out moved his claw beneath you in order to help you. As your arousal increased, Breakdown shifted closer.

“Doc, I think she’s pretty wet…”

Knock Out smirked.

“Ah, but of course she is, Breaky. We are giving her a much-needed distraction from the pain, after all.”

All of the sudden, he stopped his claw from moving beneath you. Before you could question what happened, he pulled you near his faceplate and pressed a little kiss to your jaw. 

“And I cannot be more pleased by the results.”

Divider Credit: @/inklore

[ratsoh-writes]

Here’s some new monster species I’ve been working on!

Spunions:

It’s another plant based monster that looks simular to a floating onion with a long cloak underneath the head. The “cloak” is made of a fibery plant material simular to the paper skin of an onion. It’s essentially the monsters hair. On the onion head are about a dozen small beady eyes, and a large smily mouth. Beneath the cloak are the roots of the monster which it can use as legs or arms and hand. Each monster can have between six to eighteen active roots at a time. They’re a medium sized monster standing at a solid 5-5.5 feet and rarely deviating from those sizes.

Spunions are most common in the farm AUs of course, but a large number of them also come from underfell and fellswap red. They are one of the only fire affinity plant type monster known. They aren’t seen in any of the ocean AUs

These monsters have strong fire magic, being able to heat up their root limbs to temperatures that can melt metal, and the they’re immune to being set on fire themselves. They also have a lesser earth affinity found in around 20% of the population.

These monsters are known to be bouncy, have spicy snarky personalities, and they seem to adore smaller monster species. Seeing little monsters like mouslings or froggits bonded to a spunion is common. They are also very curious monsters and many humans find befriending them easily.

A prominent family of spunions is the white family, and they’re renowned for their glass blowing abilities. They made the stained glass windows for ebotts temple

Axelaterals:

The axelateral is a smooth skinned centaur like monster with the upper torso having four arms, but the back legs having the body of a newt and six legs. The head of the monster has two large bulging eyes, a small snout and muzzle and blunt teeth. The monsters skin is soft, hairless and very sensitive to light, needing to be moistened to stay comfortable. Their skin comes in shades of pinks, purples, and sometimes greys. Patterns in the skin like pinto patches or smooth stripes are common. The monster has no claws on the fingers and toes

Axelaterals are native to all AUs except the birds and drakes. They’re most common in undertale, underswap and seaswap.

This is an aquatic monster who prefers damp and dark areas due to the sensitivity of their skin. They’re known to be shyer and gentle monsters and have strong healing abilities. Many Axelaterals work in the medical field as dermatologists or dentists.

The most famous Axelaterals is Julie B Sen who is from undertale. She invented a reflective glove worn by dentists that naturally grows and smooths out to fit the dentists hand, and shows the inside of the mouth without needing to use a mirror.

Lavender quarts:

These monsters are a hybrid of stone golems and icecaps and only found in drakeswap. There are 410 lavender quartz monsters in ebott.

These monsters are large and bulky with broad rocky shoulders and huge hips to match. They commonly stand between 6-8 feet tall. Their “skin” resembles rough wild quartz rock and is always grey lavender shade with some ombré on the limbs where it darkens to a black the closer you get to their feet and hands. On the quartz head is a series of ever growing bright purple crystals that will form round ball shapes as they grow upwards, looking a bit like lavender.

The lavender quartz faces are usually quite delicate and feminine looking with the smooth shape of the stone skin. Their eyes and ecto color is individual to each monster.

This monster subspecies is of course a strong earth affinity monster. They’re extremely valuable as miners as they seem to instinctively know where any natural crystal is located if they’re close enough. They don’t have the golem strength of their golem ancestors, but do have their durability, making these monsters useful in the battlefield as well.

Lavender quartz monsters are normally pretty playful and flirtatious. This could be just from how other monsters treat them though since they’re considered very beautiful.

The most prominent lavender quartz is amethyst sigil, she’s a prince of drakeswap for her contributions to sustainable mining in the underground, and coming up with ways to make work conditions safer for those there. She’s also known to be very good with her words and is well loved by the hard outdoorsy workers of ebott.

[luna-loveboop]

AY YOO IVE GOT MY STUPIDEST ZELDA THEORY EVER

OK SO THE SWCRET STONED

These fruit gummy fuckers everyone agrees Lonk would eat on sight

I THINK THEY TURN PEOPLE INTO FURRY GODS- I MEAN ZONAI

So let’s look at the hair, those godly locks

AWWWW YEAH

HE A GHOST AND GOAT DADDYS STILL GOT IT

But there’s two other not originally Zonai peeps with secret stones who need a special barber

But Ganondarfr didn’t have long hair before he got jelly and stole Sonia’s fruit gummy

SO WITH THE PICS OF SONIC AND GARFUNKEL THE FRUIT GUMMIES GAVE THEM LONG HAIR

And there’s another Zonai God Gal for reference the one the only MINERUUUUU

And the thing about my bestie Minnie is she’s got short hair which seems like a plot hole in my theory

But if you look at Minnieerus hair from the back it shows just as much volume and potential to be long enough to weigh her ears down so my theory is my girl just chops her hair like every day so she looks cool with her short hair and floaty scarf thingy

Btw heres my favourite pic of Zeldie with her adoptive lumps of hair

But what does that mean for Sonia?? Girl changed species???

Well looking at the other Hylians of the era it isn’t just a time difference between her and Zeldao

Here’s some of her Hylian besties and guess what their hair doesn’t reach to their ankles

Even in the murals Soniar stands out with way different features from the normal Hylians

SO I THINK GOAT DADDY I MEAN RUAUR GIFTED HER A STONE SO THEY COULD BE TWINSIES AND HER HAIR STARTED GROWING AND THEY WERE LIKE OMG WE MATCH!!!!!

Anyways that’s the hair Zonais got long hair and Soniie babe and Goofandoofle both got long hair not native to their species that they didn’t have before the fruit gummy evolution

SO SAUNA AND GANONDORK GREW LUSCIOUS LOCKS TO THE FLOOR WHEN THEY STARTED WEARING WELCHS FRUIT SNACKS

But we can’t just assume the stones turn people into Zonais on just hair alone!!!!!!!

SO LOOK AT SOME EARSSS

It’s a pretty distinct thing for goat gods I mean Zonai to have pretty long hearing flesh sticks

Once again looking at the pics and murals from before Sonnia’s Hylians of the time don’t have those long features- they do have a bit longer ears than our Zelda but Sonar’s still different my babe got a stone and her ears were growing and she was like huh cool

AND MY QUEEN (LIKE SHES AN ACTUAL QUEEN OK LIKE ROYALTY SHES MY QUEEEEEN) SONNA GOT LONGER HEAD ACCESSORIES I MEAN EARS TOO WHEN SHE GOT THAT STONE

BUT WAIT !

GABONDARFLE didn’t get longer ears!!!

(But with ears he also had different ears to begin with ewww round)

But all his features from the edible rock are also different than Sortias

WHY IS THAT?’!

Well you know what I think

I think the little transformation crap depended on how they used the power

Sonia didn’t really use it much, at least not enough to transform her in seconds like Demon Ding did

BUT WE SEE GANNONDORFLE TRANSFORM IN LIKE TWO SECONDS WITH HIS RED SKY AND ANGRY GROANING

GRRUUUUUUGHHHH

So I think my dude got different transformation features because he poured all his power at once and grew it like crazy instead of being a normal god furrie

BUT THEN WE GOT THE TEETH

They didn’t know they were gonna need a new dentist when they got stoned but they do they really do like look at those fangs

The Original Zonai tm got goat teeth but then so did Ganonfqorf when he did the Demon Ding dingy

BUT THEN GUESS WHAT THEY ALSO GOT?!

HORNS!!!!!

When Gonandorcl turned himself into a whatthehell he got himself some horns

And most everyone’s like oh he just got some horns because he’s like a demon king thing now

BUT GUESS WHO ALSO HAS HORNS?!??!

AWWWWWW YEAREAASHHHHHH

RARFU GOT HORNS TOOOOOOOOO HE AND GANONSFORE ARE TWINSIIESSS

But then we got their nails

DAMN GIRL! MINIIERROOO FOR THE WIN with her purple nails, once you’re a goat god, a Zonai, a Zoat if you will you never have to get a nail job again just look at those CLAWS

And again my queen Soneyoe (MY QUEEEEEEEN) doesn’t have those dumb features like horns and teeth and nails cause she didn’t feel like screaming like she was in labor to squeeze all the juicy power from her fruit gummy

BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR MY GIRL ZELDA SHES GOT A SECRET STONE TOO IS SHE GONNA BECOME A ZOAT I MEAN ZONAI

Well I think she’ll be fine cause she doesn’t know her strength enough to go bonkers fucking wonkers and go full out ape god mode (same for all the sages from past and present)

But I know you fan artists and writers and comicers (love y’all you’re great Ok) have been doing some shit about Lonk turning into Zonai when he got that arm well this is your invitation to have Zeldo get her BOTW hair back and maybe some bigger ears or something idk

SO THATS MY DUMBEST ZELDA THEORY TO DATE THOSE SERCET STONES TURN PEOPLE INTO THE ZONAI LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[thiefguard]

for thé 5 facts ask game

surfer!girl Jul pls

Thank you anon!

(The ask game for reference.)

Jul meets her BFF Corn because he's a lifeguard who fishes her out of the water when she takes a nasty spill from her board. He drags her out kicking and screeching and insisting that she is fine, and if he dares try to give her mouth to mouth - 😡

Jul starts timing her practice schedules around weekends when a very hot local is out working on his boat. Corn points out this schedule does not align with the tides. Jul points out that that's not the point.

When an Evil Corporate Entity try to privatize the best strip of beach for surfing, the gang reach out to an Environmental Rights lawyer for help. The intel she digs up on the nesting habitats of local gulls is spurious at best. The hearteyes affect she has on Corn is not 🥰

Princess and *rolls dice, checks notes* Hog run a local ice cream / shake shop together where they hang out and get up to hijinks with their friends, like Corn's very serious ex who haaates getting sand in his shoes, and his friend Cath (who Jul thought was a lifeguard too because she's always at the beach in a bikini, except it turns out she's actually a swimwear model).

There's a very dramatic chapter tonally at odds with the rest of the story, where Jul runs into trouble with the tide and is injured on some rocks. She's saved by a mysterious fossil hunter who pulls her to safety in a nearby cave while they wait for the tide to go out. It turns extremely porny and is never mentioned again. Author might have been coming round from anesthesia after a dentist visit, idk.

[arwenkenobi48]

The Indomitable Doctor Hypnos: Volume 4 - The De-powered Crystal

“I’ll be fine, I can do it. I’ll track that rogue down, whoever he is!” Jamal recalled his words earlier that evening. He had never been more determined. He couldn’t sit idly by as his teammates were spirited away. He had to do something. Ignoring his remaining friends’ idea to go searching as a group, the foolhardy young hero set off into the night, determined to bring the villain who had his fellow heroes to justice.

It was only when he passed by that old subway tunnel that he began to feel a little uneasy. If this villain had managed to abduct Teddy, of all heroes, then he just be a fearsome foe indeed. But he quickly reassured himself that the villain wouldn’t get him. Once Jamal put up his force field, it was completely impervious. He might have got the others, he thought with determination. But he won’t get me!

“Well, well, well…” The voice, despite being a smooth and velvety, made the hero jump. He turned around and saw that mysterious, black clad, masked figure leaning against a streetlight. Its ethereal light made him look almost alien. “What a handsome hero we have here…” Doctor Hypnos purred, approaching Jamal with that leisurely saunter of his. “What are you doing out so late?”

“Where did you come from?” Jamal exclaimed, quickly raising his power-crystal-activated force field as the villain approached and encircled him. However, there was one slight flaw in the force field’s mechanic. It could stop something coming towards it at high speed, but someone walking slowly could pass through it like butter. Hypnos kept up the slow walk and much to Jamal’s alarm, he went straight through it as if it wasn’t there at all. “You must be careful, little hero,” Hypnos chuckled, now standing behind Jamal. “You might just meet an unexpected fate.”

The force field vanished in an instant as a leather glove soaked with chloroform was placed over Jamal’s mouth. As he desperately struggled to break free from his captor’s grasp, the hero felt something strange. Rather than trying to hold him still, Hypnos’ body was swaying in an almost dance-like rhythm. As the chloroform began to take effect, the gentle swaying movements began lulling Jamal into a sleepy, docile state.

“Shhh, shhh, shhh…” Hypnos whispered. “Go to sleep, pretty boy. That’s right, let Doctor Hypnos gently rock you to sleep as you breathe in the sweet, sweet fumes.” “Mmmf…” Jamal moaned softly. He could feel his eyelids growing heavy and his body going limp. “Awww, look at you, all tuckered out.” Doctor Hypnos’ soft voice was like music to the drowsy hero’s ears. “Sweet dreams, sleepyhead…”

It took a while for Jamal to fully awaken from the chloroform. He lay tied to the dentist chair and snoring softly for some time until Hypnos came closer, caressing his cheek. “Wakey wakey…” the villain cooed in a singsong voice. Jamal yawned and opened his eyes, looking dazedly up at his captor, who held a pair of headphones in both hands. “Someone’s going to get hypnotised.”

Still drowsy and weak, Jamal simply smiled dreamily as the Hypnos put the headphones in place. The hero’s daydreaming, half-closed eyes watched the array of spirals on the screens surrounding him, the hypnotic subliminals working their way into his mind. He not only went under much quicker than his previous three comrades had, but he seemed to fall much deeper. In less than two minutes, those black and white spirals were swirling round and round in his eyes as he repeated his mantra: “Must obey Doctor Hypnos.” Those four words were all he needed to hear. They were all he needed to know. They were all he needed to do. He just needed to obey his master like a good little slave.

“Such a good little slave…” Doctor Hypnos chuckled softly. “My, my, you’re already so deeply brainwashed, aren’t you?” “Yes, Doctor Hypnos.” Jamal smiled mindlessly. “I am your brainwashed little slave. I must obey you, Doctor Hypnos.” “Good boy.” Hypnos smiled behind his mask. That was almost too easy. He mused. You’d almost think he wanted to be a hypno slave. It won’t be long, now, before I’ve enslaved the entire league!

To be continued…

( @princess-anatha hope you like this one!)

[darkobssessions]

Personal Autistic Experience Reminders

You hate drinks served in the short round teacups with thick rims and impossibly small handles. Tea, obviously, but especially latte like drinks. You’re afraid of cracking your teeth on the reinforced edges, and you often do. You’re afraid of spilling and the cup happily obliges and swishes your drink all over the plate. The tea cups make the drink taste clinical. You worry every time you set the thing down that it is going to rock back and forth (and spill) and you have an impossibly hard time finding the groove it slots into on the plate. All around 0/10 do not recommend.

You sleep on your left side, so pick your side of the bed accordingly. Applies to flights as well. If you pick the other side, the middle or the aisle, you are not going to be getting any sleep. For shorter flights, aisle is good because then you can get yourself to the toilet without disturbing anyone, and looking down the aisle makes things less cramped. You have to account for people and snagging you every time they walk by though, and the food carts and flight attendents making frequent stops.

You don’t like to be rushed during purchases even if you came all the way out to get something or investigate it. You’ve made bad decisions before being rushed, and you’ve learned your own likes. You like to take your time comparing and analysing an item’s features, and you may just save it for another day until you are sure. If the ONE thing you are sure works for you is out of stock you are taken aback at suddenly having to pivot. If, on the other hand, you love it, you just buy it on the spot now because favourites are hard to find. You also like to get things done and prefer to leave as soon as possible and tick the task off your list. 

You will sense a microchange in your body so be extra gentle with yourself after a dentist visit, new haircut, trying a new method or item. You will be disoriented, probably not like it, you may even go through a period of mourning. Remember to not schedule some kind of taxing social activity or event before or after those days because if you’re dreading/anticipating it you will not have the capacity and you will be impacted afterwards no matter how well you think you are going to take it. You once cried a whole entire day because the shape of your tooth changed. You’re probably going to be inconsolabe. 

You will not be able to sleep if there is a mini fridge inside the hotel room or studio apartment so take this into account and go for something else. You can try to unplug it but the cable is usually hidden inside a built in cabinet. Cold groceries is great, no sleep is not. Ideally, you need both. Not to mention, needing to go around the entire room and cover lights coming off of electronics/unplugging them, draping tapestries and blankets over the blinds because they are usually 0.0001% light blocking and generally not being able to rest until you set up the room for sleep. You’re still not going to be able to sleep that first night in the ‘new’ place, so when you consider that last minute one night getaway, make it multiple, or don’t go at all. 

Your morning routine is non-negotiable. It takes you as long as it takes to get yourself ready and you want to do it in complete silence and without someone pressuring you to get out of the door, because every aspect of it is stress sensitive and you’re not okay for the rest of the day if you skip any step. You can’t digest cardboard at top speed washed down with coffee. You can’t just ‘use the toilet at work’ instead. You can’t skip the meal and have something else later. There aren’t something else’s. It’s why you’re this way. You’ve tried everything and THIS is what works. 

You don’t like art markets. You want to support local artists you just don’t want to have to walk up to stalls and stand awkwardly with the expectation of eye contact, conversation or purchases. You don’t know what to do with yourself in these venues; the set up confuses you. People are roaming casually and you are intentionally trying to be casual and it’s just an akward mess. Today you walked into a very small market, looked at three stalls, stopped to speak to someone you met once a few days ago who invited you to the event, leafed through his amazing book, panicked, and left. You don’t like these markets no matter how many times you forget and get out there to see what people are making.

To be continued.

[prairiestardental]

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[swamp-spirit]

I HATE RIVER ROCK VENEERS SO MUCH

STONE WALLS ARE STRUCTURAL. YOU DO NOT BUILD A STONE WALL WITH ROUND STONES. You can pile them into a low fence.

I love these fences! And they’re a pretty practical way to take the rocks you clear and use them to build a wall. You can spread round rocks, but you cannot make a flat structural wall. If this was real, the stones would just be stuck into the concrete.

It looks like you glued them on like macaroni art. It looks like they’re floating on a grey sea. It looks like your concrete has an infection.

I love dry stone walls. My dad loved building them and we’d pull over halfway through a drive so he could pick up the perfect rock

Finding natural rocks that fit together is so satisfying. It’s hard for veneers to capture that look without obviously repeating the pattern too often. Because of that, I tend to think more “chiseled stone blocks or bricks veneers“ look better, but it’s a short distance to dentist office.

But river rock veneers. I will never forgive them.

[eurovision-revisited]

Eurovision 2005 - Number 9 - Omar Naber - "Stop"

Occasionally Eurovision results come to down to exceptionally fine margins. Perceived success or failure on the scoreboard isn't always because of huge differences of opinion. Huge fan groups, diasporas and ballad-biased juries can swing the points away from a song. That's true of national finals too.

Take Omar Naber here. He's the son of a piano teacher and a Jordanian dentist who demonstrated both an aptitude for song-writing and singing whilst still in the school choir. He started a band, but only broke through when he went solo on Slovenian music reality show Bitka talentov in 2004, putting him on a nationwide stage. That got him his first single and album released and an entry into EMA 2005.

There he teamed up with prolific Slovenian lyricist and song-writer Urša Vlašič who had already contributed to two Slovenian Eurovision entries and several EMA songs too. The result was Stop, a rock-song that's all about the build. It begins low-key, moody, and introspective. This is a man who's been wronged. His lover is cheating and he's taking it personally. He feels like he's being drowned. All he wants is his security back, but now he feels like a speck of dust.

The melody twinkles like a musical box with a glockenspiel occasionally decorating its edges, but where's that grungy guitar coming from? And there it is again, what's going on? I thought this was downbeat. There's some grit here. Maybe he's not the pushover he's claiming to be. He certainly seems to be more motivated than he's letting on.

Finally, heralded by a string sting, the song goes full rock, and continues to build with layers of rock guitars, more strings, an operatic backing(!), and that glockenspiel won't go away. The storm hits with backing singer Teja Saksida now joining Omar on stage and becoming the focus of his story as it climaxes. As they embrace, the storm subsides and everything is happy and safe again.

It's an interesting song. It's an operatic song - even if it's pretending to be something else. It's melodrama.

It only scraped into Eurovision on a very tight televote. In the first round of EMA, he finished third on 23,873. Second place had 24,030 and the winner had 25,739. The fourth place singer got 19,090. You'll note there's no jury vote - this is because of the controversies in the EMA results of 2004. This year seems to have been clean, but very, very close.

In the super-final Omar overturned that advantage, but still only won it by 2,000 televotes. The results there were the reverse of the first round, showing how tight it was. At Eurovision he was in the twenty-five songs semi-final. There he came twelfth and thus didn't make it to the Grand Final. Only two places and 16 Eurovision points away from the big stage, with a song that has only grown in status with age. It's one of the first entries in the category established in 2004 - the NQs that deserved to Q.

Omar would be back again - he not only returned to Eurovision, but he's entered EMA on at least four occasions since 2005, so I'm fairly confident he'll appear again. But for now let's leave him safe and sound in his safe place.