#Dave and Bambi alien monitor

[cookiefan-222]

i forgot i made this stamp uuhh...

gam x dave stamp (spacewheels)

[bambisfunhouse]

[mintiously]

a bunch of human designs for the DFAC folks, i'm still working on them though

cell isn't white he's just albino and dyes his hair (based on a personal headcanon of mine), i don't think i did a good job of making that apparent though X_X

[thelinnmiser]

Yeah I Did A Schmigadoon Reference With BF & GF But It Was In My Brain At The Time, Feel Free To Make Designs Off Them

[incorrectdnb]

Bambi: Doctors. $140,000 a year. Furry artists on Patreon. $160,000 a year.

Hall Monitor: I think, you’re lowballing the furry amount, to be honest.

Bambi: Oh, sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff.

Hall Monitor: … no matter how I respond to this, I don’t look good. Well played. I walked right into that.

Bandu: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Bambi: Did you just legitimately tell me, that a person who draws WOLF ASS, is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years at a university to give you your lung transplant?

Bidu: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.

Bambi: You will die in 7 days-

Dale: It took doctors like, 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me. Some insisting I was faking for attention, while a furry artist I knew just went “That sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Also, I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

David: YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN’T A FUCKING COWARD!!!

Dave: This conversation was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here?

[ask-daves-fun-algebra-class]

[This entire post is /OOC.]

Hi! Welcome to my DFAC askblog. Magic anons are allowed, but no weird shit. I'm @storythesilly, the mod.

DNI IF:

NSFW, kinky, zionist/pro-israel/anti-palestine, MDNI, homophobic , transphobic/terf, pedo, racist, zoo, radqueer, ect. Mod is a minor, and this takes place at a school. Most characters are minors.

Feel free to ask anyone in the Dave's Fun Algebra Class universe. You can even do crossovers if you want, we've brought GFAG (Garrett's Funny Animal Game) into this at one point.

Take note that this used to be an AU blog. It is now just a generic DFAC(R) askblog, but the characters are still my headcanon versions.

Now, for the headcanon characters (under cut) in ferocious order

DAVE: He's gay and stuff. Anxiety, 25 and married to Billy (from Billy's Basic Educational Game. I like wellchair it's cool) He's more based on the Dave and Bambi 3.0/3.5 version, so keep that in mind.

PLAYROBOT: Omnisexual, poly. 14 and likes Diamond Man and Garrett. Yeah.

GREEN ALIEN MONITOR/HALL MONITOR: British alien guy, 30, gay. He just has a lot of butter knives, and he's funny as hell.

GARRETT: More based on GFAG. 15, likes PlayRobot and Diamond Man, pans and poly. Nice half of the time, jerk the other half. This is a separate AU from the main one, Zio :3

SPIKE: Pretty much the generic bully, straight ally. He can be nice though!! 17.

DIAMOND MAN: My favorite!! 16, bi, likes Garrett and PlayRobot. Femboy, transmasc. Scopophobia. I'm so normal about him I swear.

GOTTA SLEEP: Humanized version. 29, the school janitor. He's cool. Not much info. Bi.

CELL/NULL: Not much is known about him, but he is Diamond Man's Dad, and he's ageless. He's been trapped in a cell for 5-6 years now, but you can still ask him stuff.

Have fun with this, I'm pretty much always active.

Oh yeah!! And my OC!!

LEE: 16, aromantic, friends with all the kids. Not much info but??? He's cool and stuff

[perfect-nothing-sys]

Let me yap for a bit

Dave from DFAC was famous from the FNF mod Dave (him) and Bambi (the tiny one), where he plays a major role at and becomes extremely anxious and 3D

Dave DFAC and Dave DNB are kind of but not really the same person (different versions of each other) except Dave DNB is illegal to simp for and is also straight (if I recall correctly)

Also talking about DFAC I think you'd like Alien Hall Monitor........

YAAYAYAYAYAYYAYA THANKSS

also I like the alien hall monitor too hes so pretty

[4gn0l0tt1-dud3]

hELP-

THESE I-DEE-YOTES ARE BRINGING ME BACK TO MY BALDI PHASE-

(or in other words- im beginning to enter the Dave's Fun Algebra Class fandom/rejoining the Baldi's Basics fandom)

[cookiefan-222]

remake of an old post

[cookiefan-222]

His principal got him into trouble

[cookiefan-222]

i also forgot to post this from my twitter too

[thelinnmiser]

Yeah, The Rest Is Gonna Be On Google Doc, Don't Ask.

[incorrectdnb]

Diamond Man: Count me out

Green Alien Monitor: We can't count you out. Dave listens to you.

Diamond Man: He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumb asses to help you.

(Everyone gasps)

Spike: Back it up.

Green Alien Monitor: Okay, Diamond Man. You are clearly in a bad space today, but Dave is our friend and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?

Diamond Man: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively? And how much stuff do we have to go through before my friendship stops being questioned?

Spike: Maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff. And maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero.

Diamond Man: Oh, they're "BNL" now? We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That's how fundamental they are. You know what Dave probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.

Spike: Maybe we all need some space to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid-'90s, you selfish, jaded ass.

[incorrectdnb]

Dandi: Green Alien Monitor, seriously, I have to go. Can I please be excused from class?

Green Alien Monitor: I don’t know, Dandi. Did you ask Dave?

Dandi: I don’t want to ask Dave, I’m asking you!

Green Alien Monitor: Oh, I think you should ask Dave.

Dandi: Dave, may I please be excused from class?

Dave: Well Dandi, no! You hear me? You go to hell and you die!

Green Alien Monitor: Hmm, guess you’ll have to take your seat, Dandi.

Dandi: Damn it!

[incorrectdnb]

Dave: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Green Alien Monitor: It’s Diamond Man’s.

Diamond Man: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die.